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Thank you so much for the support! You guys and grrls are awesome!

Yup, Max's sass seems to have leveled up. Or maybe it's because she's not surrounded by subordinates?  

In between pages, Sydney did ask Max why she chose a hot shower over the mechanical space-latex scraping chopstick machine that she used last time, but halfway through she realized she'd answered her own question.

This is a kind of weird lecture from Max, given that Galen (or Gellen, as I was reminded last page. I did the same thing with his name as Slyv/Sylv. But I'm not going to sit here and tell you his full name is Galen Gellen like I did with Sylv.) Anyway, Galen is from a considerably more sex-positive society than Max, and he's not even from the space equivalent of a red state, which means he actually knew how sex and reproduction works at some point in... I guess, late middle school. And going to space school where you have to learn 6,000 different species worth of sex organs, that's no small feat. In practical terms, what that means is Space High School tends to be a lot unofficial practical field learning. I.E., hands on learning about all the A-Z spots and all that. 

On the other hand, Galen is like 6'10" and proportionally endowed like he's on the large end of porn stars, and hangs out with Cora, who is in some ways competitive with Dabbler. You know, for a woman who isn't actually partially comprised of and powered by sex magic. So maybe he could use a bit of a reality check. Well, not reality, more of a "people who aren't living the life of sexually charged space adventurers."

So here's a question. Is Cora really a real size-queen if she has bio-mods making it easier to handle large pizza deliveries with extra sausage? She got the bio-mods originally mostly for compatibility and her own safety. But she has kind of taking a liking to certain... ratios. I don't know if women take any sort of psychological satisfaction in... you know, internalizing a larger partner. I kind of suspect outside of a certain subset, the answer is no. Like, it's the end of the 3rd date, and things are progressing, and his pants come down, and there's a lot on display, are women more like, "Ooh, a challenge!" or "Oh, god. That's going to hurt." I suspect more fall into the latter category in all honesty. So, for a purist size-queen, I think Cora is on the outs. But if all you care about is how much goes where, then she's a pro. 

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codesurfer

Cora also seems like the type to whip out the strap if her crew get too upity too

Chimera80

It’s also pretty well established the Max is pre-disposed to lecture, especially on topics adjacent to gender relations. As per our first encounter with Archon’s commander. So this could be seen as well-defined reciprocal womansplaining: a woman explaining something to man that he’s already well-qualified in, that she assumes he’s ignorant of on the basis that he’s a man.

Playwars

I have known one woman who was proud of the size she could take, but it was purely as a technical achievement than anything relating to partners. She was, after all, a lesbian. Honestly I haven't heard any other woman care about size outside of old fashioned banter and jokes. And that was mostly because it's what was expected to be talked about. In a conservative setting you're either straight straightington or you're out.

Michael Obert

The kid from Porkys would not do well in this shower.

James C

On the other hand, the 'lecture' is a rebuttal to a statement he made. She's not assuming he's ignorant, she's pointing out that HE made an assumption that is generally wrong more often than it is right – while acknowledging that he spends most of his time in a social-bubble where it is admittedly right more often than it's wrong.

Chris Hunt

Red states know quite well how sex and reproduction work before middle school, but thanks for the stereotype.

Jacob Bissey

I mean, I've had to explain to women before that if she genuinely thinks bigger is inherently better and average sized men are incapable of pleasuring her, it either means she's got a vagina so large and spacious as to constitute a statistical outlier or she's just never been with a man who had the slightest clue what he was doing down there. It's honestly surprising how uncommon the knowledge that vaginal depth is about as variable as penis length but the average and top end are both shifted down about an inch. Like a surprising number of women are unaware that there's variability at all on their end. Like I'd be mildly surprised to encounter ONE woman who was ignorant to that information, a handful over the years would be a bit more surprising, but the fact that I've had that conversation several dozen times over the years is utterly shocking, not only by the fact that apparently so few women knew about it in the first place that I could reasonably encounter that many women by sheer happenstance, not to mention that it's somehow come up in conversation that many times, like I don't go around casually bringing vaginal depth up in conversation out of the blue, it needs to be relevant to the topic and a valid response to what she said.

Sir Butcher

My mother's friend (who is a mother of three) didn't know that the menstrual blood coming from the uterus. My mom had a total hysterectomy and she joked around that at least the red tide is over, and her friend was totally baffled what she means and would it stop. I would like to repeat, she was a 50+ years old women. Some people are absolutely in the dark about ANYTHING going on with their body. And it not even happened in some religious country, it was in Hungary, and we have a moderately good biological and sexual education!

codesurfer

I forgot there's a meaning other than that for strap

MiraMooch

Max's little gremlin face at the end there is adorable, hah!

Nathaniel Morse

Gratuitous anime shower scene aside, we don't normally get to see Max being this *SHINY*. :D

That Harper Gal

You live in a peaceful, sapphic-friendly world and I love that for you

akrasia

I think he meant outside the family?

BJ

Max letting her hair down and the sass out.

Shade Jones

It's nice seeing Max loosen up and be mischievous

William Elliott

and on the gripping hand, she got a spit take out of him with that boob job comment

Kevin Wright

Any guesses as to why it's a stereotype? Hmmm?

el_zilcho

I have to imagine a shiny metal boob job from Max might still be painful, but in less of an industrial hydraulic press way and in more of a “gently putting a big iron plate on your crotch” way

Jared

Wouldn't the potion(?) Sydney had work for Max as well, like the health potion? Although I'm unsure Max knows about that and doubt she is considering the offer anyway. And I'm struggling to see how her toughness would cause injury since it seems she can still be as soft(?) and stretchy as a normal woman. Her toughness would prevent any tearing to force things, and probably make it more difficult to get unstuck if he managed to get in but couldn't get out like a ring that's barely too small, which seems like the greatest concern. Just seems unlikely things could be forced to the point of being able to cause a grievous injury and would be physically stopped from being in harms way, assuming Max doesn't accidentally use her strength.

Stephen Gilberg

Because blue states take the opposite extreme, educating little kids about all the dirty details?

Stephen Gilberg

I'm surprised Max even tolerates him being there.

Rob Wright

Wrong Stephen, they are not afraid of educating to make sure children do not feel isolated or outcasts, or are not victims because they do not understand when an adult is abusing them.

Miyaa

Meanwhile, Sydney is scratching her boyfriend’s back and his leg is about to twitch rapidly when she reaches that itchy spot he can not reach and it’s way better than sex for him.

Woodrobin

That seems like it would fall into the "don't threaten me with a good time" category for a crew of sexually adventurous sexual adventurers.

Woodrobin

The fact that you refer to the details as "dirty" demonstrates the difference, distance, and direction of dysfunction perfectly.

Town Crier

I hope he's getting overtime AND bonus pay, because not turning around is probably one of the most difficult things he's accomplished.

codesurfer

let buff men be "Brats" too!

Jared Juetten

Yay for the average guys! (>^_^)> <(^_^<) Also... why has this become a Bluesky/twitter-leftist echo chamber lately?

Jared Juetten

That's a common turn of phrase. But also, we don't need to elaborate on it like a lewd woman's novella. Pee Pee go in other Pee Pee hole and if you don't understand what to do at that point then you're too young or too stupid to be doing that thing. Ez.

Anton Schleef

@Sir Butcher: It is rather surprising that that _didn't_ happen in one of the more heavily sexually repressed portions of the US. Yes, it is a common lack of understanding in certain areas over here. It's why I'm usually more ashamed to be an American than proud.

Anton Schleef

Yep, it was the single best part of the entire strip.

TrixieTurner

Maxima at her peak when she’s either naked or looks like she’s naked, need more excuses for her to be in the shower this arc.

akrasia

*imagining Max oiled up on a massage table...*

Aaron Mauthe

Well we’ve identified this month’s vote incentive, right?

eddi_TBH

She likes Gellen. He's easy to tease with no commitments.

eddi_TBH

'e is a proper gennelman 'e is.

Sharien

dont think oiling her up would do much... hell it probably would make her less shiny and more grimy... because you know...her skin doesnt quite work like normal^^

Sharien

hmm... i wonder if max has ever considered showering in the dark with a single moving lightsource... might be a very striking image?^^