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Thanks so much for your support! For serious!

This will definitely end well, I'm sure of it.

It's weird to think, but Thothogoth doesn't actually have a massive need for bars of gold. Since demons/devils/fiends are starfaring species in the Grrl-verse, then it stands to reason that basic element/mineral acquisition isn't difficult. It seems most planets that aren't mostly gas or ice have roughly similar compositions. Tons of silicates (if there is or was oxygen in the planet's history), aluminum, iron, calcium, sodium, etc. And even though gold comprises only 0.000004% of Earth's total composition, that's still 1.6 quadrillion tons worth. (Don't worry, I didn't do any math this time, I just looked up percentages and stuff.) A spacefaring race that discovers a dead planet like Mars that's even further from the goldilocks zone (demons have considerable heat tolerance, so their goldilocks zone is a little different than humans) like out in Neptune's orbit, could crack that thing open and mine the hell out of it. Even if you're not into planet cracking, I think once you're in the position to mine asteroids and comets and whatnot, resource gathering becomes nearly trivial, at least once you mine enough to create a massive mining fleet. The thing is, once you have access to even a few trillion tons of a resource, I don't really see how it maintains any market value. That's why the majority of the technologically advanced universe uses information, entertainment and energy as the primary units of currency. For magical races, energy can mean anything from straight up electrical power to mana.

That doesn't mean that some of the "lower" tiers of demons aren't still into gold, virgins, or suffering. It is considerably more difficult to write a check that covers the latter two, so gold (and other traditionally precious resources) is still useful to someone like Tom, but he can just order a pallet jack full of the stuff from Astrozon. He can even justify treating it as a valuable commodity, because the shipping cost of 2 cubic meters of gold is pretty steep.

Tom just wished for a bar of gold to give Parfait something to practice on. Too bad about that audit, buddy.

Two books for you guys. Or, well, three, I guess.

Aether's Revival 5 is out. This is the only cultivation series I've stuck with... not that I've tried too many others. The genre seems very slow paced and generally steeped in a lot of asian culture that I have trouble identifying with, like just... so much bowing. I don't know why it bothers me, but the few cultivation books I've tried are like 40% people being super polite to each other? Anyway, I like AR.

That said, I did try Trojan Nightmare by Blaise Corvin, which is cultivation, but in an apocalypse setting, no tea ceremonies or yukatas in sight. It's... alright. I mean, it's good - I'll get the next book, but I'm not bursting at the seams for it.

Speaking of Blaise Corvin and also bursting at the seams and also the 5th book in a series, Delvers LLC 5 is out tomorrow! (The May 13th, if you're reading this in the future) Delvers is one of my favorite series of all time, and is seminal isekai. At least it is to me, because it's one of the first isekai series I read. Maybe seminal isn't the right word, but it is one of the series I judge all other isekais against, and I've been waiting for this one for a while.

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Justaguy

Assume asteroid farming isn't hard you can get a huge amount of the assorted stuff you'd need for tech from that too. I think John Ringos books playing in the Schlock Mercenary universe (10,000 years earlier or so, just post first-contact), handled this very well. If you're interested the first one was "Live Free or Die". I'm not a huge fan of Johns politics outside his novels, and he's got a few hit and miss ones, but some of his ones are seriously good yarns.

Michael Obert

Silly Parfait; Sydney's idea may sound good, but somehow you'll end up on some remote orbital space station if you follow through with it. She is the main character; tropes dictate that this wish goes horribly awry :)

Thomas Dorner

I wonder why Banana Split doesn't give you one raw banana, cut into two halves ... ;-)

Paul Rendell

Maybe they'll get a guy slipping on a banana peel and ending up doing the splits?

MrHHH

Hold up. She can just WISH for bigger boobs now?

Greg Morrow

Gravitationally disassociating a planet takes a LOT of energy. If you don't put that energy into your planet cracking, it'll just collapse back onto itself into a sphere again. Far easier to just mine asteroids, where a nearby gas giant has already done the disassociating for you.

Evil Midnight Lurker

There's an old children's book called Half Magic by Edward Eager, about a batch of siblings finding a talisman that grants half your wish and working out how to game it. :)

Chimera80

If anyone has read the Xanth series, I believe someone had a version of this logic in the book Crewel Lye. A character had the ability to change her shape and density, but each change would take an hour. There were body-swap shenanigans, and the person who took over her body dumbfounded her by doing this - wanted to change her face, so queued up a whole-body change and stopped after ten minutes (having prioritised the face in the change queue), and did the same for density, “targeting” a change six times larger then he needed, and again stopping after ten minutes.

Jerard

Co-ed bathing scene?

Doug Northcote

Also, same here, new Schinhofen while reading a new Arand book and a new Corvin drops in 3 days. Talk about a surfeit of riches! I did like that "Trojan Nightmare" book, Corvin doesn't write bad books. Ever, in my estimation. Holy crap though am I looking forward to both of these new books.

Kevin Wright

So... "Limitful cosmic power - pleeeenty of living space?"