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Max's problem with having a mundane evening is that her car has 700 horsepower and she's used to casually breaking the sound barrier, so yeah, she has a bit of a lead foot. Or whatever her foot is made of. No, she wasn't actually going 165 when she was pulled over, but she was going more than 10 over for sure. Normally a 2010 Shelby GT-500 only clocks about 500 HP, but she lets the Arc-SPARQ nerds maintain, tinker, and drive the thing when she's not using it, so they've tuned it up a bit. Possibly totally replaced the engine and transmission. For fun. Because that's how they do.

Max's requirements for her "secret identity" was that the first name be gender neutral, and the first/last name combo not be a porn or stripper name. It was her specificity that doomed her. She actually likes the name Harper Lux. It kind of sounds like a superhero's mundanonym. Mundanym? Somebody either with light powers or... I guess someone who plays a harp? Like an angel or a pied piper situation. Only it'd be like, uh... The Hued Harper. "Pied" means multicolored apparently. As in "Magpie," which are two-tone birds. They actually look three toned to me, but I guess from a distance they look starkly black and white. Evidently the term "pied" came to mean "two colored," not necessarily black and white, and from there evolved into just meaning "multicolored," until it basically totally stopped being used in any form except in the tale of the Pied Piper. But I digress. If that cop was more on the ball, he might be suspicious that "Harper" seemed surprised by her own middle name, but this guy is just out there meeting his quota, and doesn't care that someone is driving around in a really nice car with a probably fake but professionally done I.D.

I forgot to draw the seatbelt in every panel until I was almost done with the page. And yes, I know normally, a seatbelt would fall between a woman's breasts, but that would mess up the point of the first panel, which was the Fuzz getting a solid downblouse on Max and immediately deciding to act like an ass. Normally Max is courteous and professional with law enforcement, at least the ones that are themselves professional. She has some strong opinions about those who act otherwise, but she's trying to stay low key tonight, which means gritting her teeth and bearing it, since there's basically no recourse for police who act unprofessionally. She's definitely going to memorize this guy's badge number for later, though.

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Tomek Kowal

step 1 - cancel dental step 2 - pat the cheeks ouch XD I have a feeling it's not going to end easily.

Justaguy

You did actually shift the seatbelt a bit between panels 1&2? And I think her lipstick vanished in panel 4?

Whoriar

Always amazed by the info you Americans put on the drivers license.. Address? Height? Weight? (btw, imagine my disappointment when 17181 sterling ave, Dallas doesn't seem to exist)

Michael O'Driscoll

Always double check an identity you have made for you :p

Matthew Dodgen

Que the next day when Max is forcing the Arc -SPARQ team to run laps until they puke... Well at least the two responsible for the name. And yes I know they aren't in her direct chain of command, but I don't think she's gonna care. 🙃

Michael Obert

Also showcasing Officer Creepo's professionalism, highlighting her cleavage with the light. I mean it's a great shot, but still . . .

Torabi

Max should have known better than to just pocket the ID without examining it closely. She should have all the information on it memorized, just so someone can't catch her in a contradiction. Also... She kind of is police. So I would expect her to attempt to remain professional herself, follow the law, and be very cognizant of the gap between how much recourse there is for police acting unprofessionally and how much there should be, and what she can do to close that gap. It would be kind of weird if her military background and feminism didn't interact.

James C

Well, I'm guessing that that officer will be reprimanded by his superiors after *they* get yelled at by Federal Agencies for his (mis)conduct...

John

Why do I expect that she was playing Sammy Hagar's "I Can't Drive 55" whilst driving?

William Elliott

well, its not like the cost of the ticket will sting too much... as someone pointed out, unless they are willing to arrest you for it on the spot, its just paying an entry fee to drive faster than the posted speed limit when you get caught. darn revenuers

Stephen Gilberg

The Harper part could have been taken as a tribute to Roy Harper, a.k.a. Speedy or Arsenal.

Martin Croft

Speed limits are for people who can't take a direct head on with a semi.

Deltarno

I'm starting to think that tonight is a death by a thousand cuts sort of night, where the small annoyances keep adding up until she throws her car into the ocean.

Biblioholic1993

Wonder how long the civvie guise will hold up? I am gonna assume she's gonna use super speed at some point to spill or swap a roofied drink... if he doesn't die under the weight of her death glare.

Eric Loken

Having worked in healthcare, and seen what some people name their kids, I no longer am surprised by names. Although the one that broke it at last was one my niece ran into while working at a place that does kids parties: "A-a" The mother informed my niece that it is pronounced "A dash ah" Kids parents deserved a slap for that one. And seriously, are you deliberately picking names so the kid will be bullied in school?

Brian Mann

Piebald means 2-colored, I just had to look it up.

eddi_TBH

A lesson to always read the fine print.

andrew starr

Panel 4, are her lips supposed to not have color?

IvyReed

I'm just surprised she didn't notice sooner, don't you have a whole briefing on fake identities for under cover what have you.

That Harper Gal

I am currently in the process of changing my name to Harper. I don't know how I feel about this one XD

Dave

Love that look in panel 4!

Shremedy

She should have been given the cover identity of "Amanda Stroyer"

Reigys

Honestly I don't see it.. what makes that a porn star name?