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I don't know where Heatwave is, but it probably involves some photo shoot on the rim of an active volcano. And while she's there, I'm sure a few scientists are like "Hey can you swoop down there and fill up a few buckets with lava for us?" and some other guys are like "Hey-yo, could youse be a pal and toss this not at all suspiciously human shaped garbage bag into that bublin' spicy arrabbiata, AY! Pasta fazool! Amore!" Because those guys all have "Cartoonish Italian Mobsters Tourettes."

Maxima's probably been waiting to threaten Dabbler with this particular scheme for a while now. Dabbler's pretty confident she can convince Heatwave to go along with this or she wouldn't even pretend to agree with Max's proposal. A succubus who's gone a month without getting laid could cause a much worse problem than what Parfait did. It'd be like getting someone to go cold turkey from heroin, although there'd probably less vomiting. As a succubus's tantric reserves wane, their libido ramps up. It's just like someone getting hungry if they skip a few meals. Dabbler's not a literal sophomore succubus like Parfait, she has way more self control, but 30 days would be asking a LOT from her.

In other news, I guess Archon has a devil on retainer?

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John C Butler

Parfait is looking kinda rough, there. I'm guessing whatever Dabbles did to shut her down probably had some feedback or something.

Michael Obert

Yeah, Dabbler's confidence aside, gotta admit it sounds kind skeezy. Fortunately, Brooke's not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Unfortunately, she's a fire thrower. I give it 50/50.

Anton Schleef

And Parfait just got a harsh lesson in why good self-control is important when dealing with people who know a succubus's weaknesses.

James C

Silly mobsters; lava is molten rock, but it's still rock. That means it's rather dense, and suspiciously-human-shaped garbage bags will just float on top.

strfan

I love Max’s face drawing on the last 2 panels: she looks genuinely dangerous and serious - she somehow reminds me of Alara, from the Orville, from this angle.

Phoenix

Honestly, Maxima probably needs counseling more than anyone about this whole situation- it attacks her fundamental beliefs much more directly than it would most people. Odd that her being in a leadership position means she is both less ok and less able to express that she isn't ok than the others! And she didn't even have sex haha.

Ian Birchenough

Thirty days of abstinence! Isn't that just asking for a repeat

TrixieTurner

Ooh high and mighty maxima never fails to be annoying, I wonder if Tom is a devil notary.

Justaguy

Dabbler could always just camp out in the red light district for awhile and feed by proxy.

Stephen Gilberg

Glad you said "a few meals." I was thinking it could be the equivalent of a month without meals. That's survivable but devastating.

Jim the Pirate

I'm pretty sure Arianna counts as a devil by proxi. So Dabbler would have a legitimate reason for concern.

Deltarno

Max has always been my favorite character, and now I'm slowly getting the feeling that she's the only sane person in the room. That said, I realize it won't happen but I would love if Heatwave actually resisted the lust aura, since it's supposedly not mind control and you can theoretically say no, it would a point in her favor if she demonstrated that you don't have to hump the nearest warm body when you're horny. But it's a sex comedy, so likely not.

Karl Gallagher

I actually laughed out loud at "I had a quiz on this last semester." Prof for that class is probably going to chew Parfait out again.

Aclys

Considering how Heatwave reacted just cause Harem left kissy lip gloss marks all over him as a prank, anything that can mitigate or possibly even prevent the homicide, possibly multiple, that will ensue if Dabbler can, in fact, not handle it... Taking methods remotely approaching mind control off of the table may prove unwise... I mean by some definitions that includes using using Words to influence someone's attitude and thoughts.

Tristan N Milner

The adults in the room have given consent, Max really needs to chill. Maybe a blast from Kiryu's Absolute Zero will cool her off a bit.

Michael Talbot

Seriously, someone needs to slap Max down soon. Her reactions to anything remotely sexy is bordering on some kind of PTSD thing. (snapping the table because she's annoyed everyone is not as sexually repressed as she is? seriously?) Don't get me wrong, her personality's a foil to the other characters so don't remove her (like she's a Squidward or a Vegeta) but there's got to be a tolerance level to the lack of "reaction" to her "action" (like maybe her friends telling her to grow up). Storywise also difficult since she's being a military commander so having a stick shoved up her cloaca is part of the deal I suppose.

William Elliott

THERE'S the awkward "I don't know what came over me, and not that it wasn't fun, but I shouldn't have because I have a girlfriend/boyfriend" moment we were waiting for. And yah, the military has fraternization rules, but from what I've gathered they can be pretty...lax about it till someone gets caught doing something else they shouldn't have been doing and the brass wants to use it as an additional charge/excuse for canning someone... or they just get caught because they weren't discreet at all about it. Or they were cheating on a spouse

Smedley Butler

Ancient adage: "All the brothers are brave, and all the sisters are virtuous. All exceptions will occur not less than 10 miles from the flagpole."

James Jakes

I hate that you can't rotate the screen anymore with the new version of the Patreon app

Gravis F

I’ve probably missed something but how can Max enforce that - I got the impression that Dabbler was in Arc-whatever for kicks and could realistically leave at any time

Marc Vun Kannon

Does Max really want another lust aura incident, forcing Dabbler on a month of abstinence?