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Shrimp Fried Rice (Patreon)

Published:
2025-06-03 21:22:14
Edited:
2025-06-03 21:59:15
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2026-06
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Older Maeve serving some rice made by a Maddie, suggested by Xac!More Aged-Up Maeve / Madelyn:Stockings | Rainy Café | Pedicure | Teasing | Bikini Madness | Bikini Madness 2 | Bioshock Infinite | Exposed Ankles | Snowfall | Meeting Maddie's Mom | Dine Out | Maeve's Tavern Basitin | Older MaeveMore adventures of the Nameless Unimportant Farmer Guy:The Almost Adventures of a Nameless FarmerMaeve & Farmer - Pint's Pass (sketch version)Farmer Guy v Pizza GuyMaeve & Farmer - River Valley

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Michael Hunt

Maddie having Elric Height Response is peak

octave

Wow cant believe a shrimp fried that rice

Halo Hybrid

Maeve with the whimsical jokes I see. ☺️

Colonel Runesun

Yep, that is a Shrimp who fried rice. Love you Maddie❣️

Muddypaws

I would be careful calling her a shrimp because the next one on the Bar-B might be her butt!

Oswald

Maddie is very smol, and shrimp fried rice is amazing

Leto

Shimp fied ice

John Doe

Lol I caught the FMA ref.

Aliumas147

Dad jokes 101 Always make sameone sufFer with your JOKES.

Just a Cat

Very talented shrimp, send her my compliments!

MR, ABYSS

Hilarious joke!!!! XD

Aucere

Huh. I dont know why, but suddenly i think we should bring mom back to life...

Cha11engerD

“WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MICRO-SIZED HALF-PINT WHO DIDN’T GROW UP BECAUSE HE DOESN'T DRINK MILK?!”

RemyHindle

The shrimp seems to be a very talented chef and that guy better watch is back from now on lol

Xenow Reborn

You said it, not me *Proceeds to get pummeled to death by smol basitin*

Crimson

Maeve is so cute, and Mad seem kinda mad I think Maeve is rage bating.

Danzord Zord

Dang idk if madie can cooked some shrimp friesd rice and how chill maeve is say tat XD

silver dragonia

this is so hilarious yet so cute to see maddie this angry at maeve

Anonymous1988

Maeve later began to consider the possibility that she'd made a mistake introducing Maddie to Nora Ball Z.

bowman502

There's nothing wrong with being a short queen Maddie, infact you're in high demand.

Singe

Nah but why one short joke got Maddie to feel unending rage.

Mr. Stargate

I only order the pork fried rice.

Violet Flare

Haha her girlfriend is so mad. Grown up Maeve is a major cutie

Wild Space Saga

Maddie about to go full Ed Alric on her floofy ass ...

Crimson

Ture u could say

Kurtis Ryan

I needed this. Thank you.

Swendle

Omg, I just ate shrimp fried right before I saw this!

Jason Waldron

Someone's seen a bit too much FMA "Edward Elric Reacts"...

Golden Gears

Maddie has PTSD from being roasted the first time!

Sim. Frischh

Exactly what i was thinking XD

wjd1206

Maddie's last nerve. And oh look! It's on fire!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

wjd1206

Childhood flashbacks due to her mother.😅😅😅😅😅

wayne sampson

Ooh Maddie mad. Someone que in the run memes music

Bingo Goat

snrrk. Nice Full Metal Alchemist (eng. dub) reference, there =,

Aucere

Trisha 💀

SCD

Customer: ......I just lost my appetite!

Your name

*Full Metal Meowchemist

AstroChaos

Hmm... I really wouldn't do that if I were you...

Joshu Kel'Machan

Was it really wise to drive a Basitin up the wall like that, I wonder? They’ll have to completely rebuild New Riftwall once Maddie’s wrath has run its course—“New New Riftwall,” so to speak.

Jordan Dean Ezekude

(to Maddie): “If anything, your brain is smaller than you…And so is my patience. 😡”

Kapłan Sekty Pieczarek

Now we need Maeve hugging and petting Maddie to calm her down before leveling the entire town

Isenlyn

We can never have enough Maddie. Especially some small ego bruised Maddie Elrich. ^^

Xacarith

Some one is channeling their inner *redacted*

Vigil Draco

As soon as I read the title I had a feeling what was going to be said, and I burst out laughing! Amazing work as always Tom!

Jordan Dean Ezekude

She is a shrimp whom is yet to know what it means to be GRILLED. 😡

Mīonikoī

I do believe this is a FullMetal Alchemist joke.

Xacarith

Uhg. Just.. I should have... I... I have no words for my self.

J. Martin Laursen

the next plate was fried without using the stove.

Your name

Who pissed in your cornflakes, you glooby bitch?