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Coffee for Landen (Patreon)

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2018-03-06 22:17:32
Imported:
2026-06
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Madelyn makes good on her promise and pays merc guard Landen a huge supply of coffee in exchange for not hunting wolves. Landen is estatic. Suggested by WereKeidran!

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Markvincible

I would love to see him join their group

MarvTheHugPharaoh

You can really see the joy on his face...... kinda spooky. XD

DarthKeidran

Landen (In Darth Sidious’ Voice): Un-Limited COFFEE!!! *Gibbs (NCIS) pokes his head out from around the corner* “DiNozzo, if you want to be on my good side, get me one of those tables.”

DarthKeidran

He sounds kind of like L from DeathNote (anime, not live action) when I read his words.

DarthKeidran

Otherwise, with the assumption Landen is actually female, I’m hearing her words in Hanji’s voice (Shingeki No Kyojin/Attack On Titan).

Kaija

"I can show you a woooooorld Full of mesmerising coooooooofeeeeeee~ Tell me princess, when whas the last time you drink some~"

Wolf guy

That’s a lot of coffee for one person.

Jacob Herb (edited)

Comment edits

2026-10-08 11:00 Can I have some? I love coffee<3
2018-03-06 23:14 Can I have some? I love coffee<3

Can I have some? I love coffee<3

Kyle Cope

He doesn't look ecstatic

BlueThunderFox

Aaaaah, now I see... his emotions or expressions are revealed through his potentially enchanted coffee mug!

Tomtom

You can just hear the enthusiasm in her voice.

Torinir

That's a morning's supply here.

VenomFang

That be very cool to see Landen joining the group. :)

Capt Jack

i wish i had a sack o coffee

Beanus Maxamilus

I wonder how many years it’s going to take to finish the comic

Beanus Maxamilus

Yeah the live one sucks balls (exuse my language, but I’m just upset that they did that. They even did a live FMA and it was not as good as the anime)

Carlysle Brown

That's a LOT of coffee... Any normal person would die from that...

Anonymous

I just love how the mug changes to show how Landen's emotion

Nick Hodgson

I like how he/she (I forgot please forgive me) thinks, I think I feel a kinship with him/her.

Kirien Fost

The secret is not to drink it all at once, leave some for years later.

Eladio

Sack .O coffee

alex chrgeer

COFFEE!!! can i has? just a little?

SCD (edited)

Comment edits

2026-10-08 11:00 Who needs Dunkin' Donuts &amp; Starbucks while you can get any coffee you want with the magic table.
2018-03-07 03:20 Who needs Dunkin' Donuts & Starbucks while you can get any coffee you want with the magic table.

Who needs Dunkin' Donuts & Starbucks while you can get any coffee you want with the magic table.

Panther

Beware to the tachycardia , Landen ^_^"

Ordithus

That's me in the morning.

Rj

The face of true joy

Cheddar

this would entice me to drink more coffee than i already do

DarthLeonite

Tom, can you please confirm whether Landen is a boy or girl? I always thought it was a she, but I’m seeing everyone else’s comments and now I wonder

Keith Keiser

Even her mug loves the coffee XD, I think this should be coloured, but I don't have a Nora card 😢

Keith Keiser

Landen is a girl, it says so on the TwoKinds wiki

Anonymous

Since I take coffee with my coffee, I can relate. Landen will be able to pull all-nighters now (and guard the next day). Congrats, Madelyn!

FurrySunny

"Here is your coffee Landen."

FurrySunny

"Thanks. If I am a bit economical, it will nearly last till the end of the week."

John W. Vinson

A friend, who roasts and sells coffee, told me "Green coffee beans are good for three years; roasted coffee beans for three days; ground coffee for three minutes."

Markvincible

Take note that it also referred to Landen as male as well

Mattgames4110

Tom this is going to be Awesome!!!

DarthKeidran

The wiki is only as accurate as the person writing it. I know first hand because I have helped with some things on the wiki. In reality, the long hair, facial contouring, and some behaviors make some believe Landen is Female. However, the “Flat as a Board” armor, the way Sealeen has spoken to him/her, and the name hints that Landen’s Male. Really, until Tom has a character who knows Landen describe Landen as She or He in a definitive, not “Natani type scenario” way we won’t know Landen’s Biological Gender for positive, and don’t get started with psychological gender either because that is not entirely consistent and, even when relatively so, can be difficult to determine without enough details. Essentially, Landen needs a “?” For “Sex” and “Gender” on the wiki until more definitive info comes through the comic itself.

TomRedlion

Must have caffeine. Landen's loyalty is officially bought and paid for. For at least a year.

Glenn Sellers

If Landen got any more excited, she might actually take a breath. LOL