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Money Tiger Momma (Patreon)

Published:
2018-08-22 20:09:43
Edited:
2018-08-22 20:10:19
Imported:
2026-06
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Flora's mom learns who the baby's daddy is, and imagines the prestige it might bring her clan to have a rich Templar in the family. Human gold is still gold... Suggested by CrimsonHelsing!

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Wolf guy

The cleshey of every family comedy or family murder

ermwhat

Flora looks adorable! c:

Tevin Escobar

Messed up but funny. Still remember the scene where Flora’s mom hit on Trace.

Elvenhunter84

Now I ain't saying she's a gold digger, but she ain't messing with no broke templar

Runeru

I do not know if she is thinking more on her terms or her daughter's.

Keith Keiser

How could Flora be related to someone who has money as the first thing on their mind?! She's to darn nice XD

Norvin Fisk

I cannot WAIT to see this kid ^^ gonna be so CUTE

Dimensional

Next, we get to see for the first time ever Trace's parents.

MoppyPuppy

If things dont work out between Flora and Trace Flora's mom will step in and seduce Trace, from the looks of Flora's mom Trace should just dump Flora right away.

SpyreSOBlazx

/chorus of “rip tree” echoes/

LifeWulf

I kind of want to see this coloured. Dunno why.

The Sexy Beast

Wow, had no idea Flora's Mom was that way. 🤔

Tevin Escobar

It’s in another sketch with Flora’s mom meeting Trace and she pretends to flirt with him, while still persisting that she doesn’t have to pretend. (Flora did not approve.)

CrRAR

Mo' money, mo' feline-moms~

DarthKeidran (edited)

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2026-10-08 12:00 <b>STORY-COMMENT™</b> Fauna: &lt;“Well why didn’t you tell me he was the Grand Templar. I’m so sorry for my teasing you son. Let’s get you nice and comfortable.”&gt; *starts massaging Trace’s shoulders* Trace: *getting flustered again* Flora: &lt;“Mooommmm!”&gt; Fauna: &lt;“Oh relax dear. I’m just trying to get into his wall... I mean, get him comfortable here.”&gt; *massaging intensifies* Flora: &lt;“He isn’t made of gold mom! Plus, we were going to invite the family to live at the estate with us.”&gt; Fauna: &lt;“I don’t know why you’d think I’m after his money sweetheart. He’s not gullible enough to fall for my old tricks.”&gt; *massaging intensifies* Flora: &lt;“Wanna bet mom? He’s got amnesia and doesn’t know how everything works and I know you know about it because that’s one of the first things I told you about.”&gt; Trace: *falls over sideways twitching due to Fauna’s Light, turned deep tissue, massage accidentally hitting a major pressure point, with a great grimace of pain on his face from her accidentally hammering out all of the trigger points in his body* *KO!!! MASSAGE THERAPY!*
2018-08-22 21:12 <b>STORY-COMMENT™</b> Fauna: <“Well why didn’t you tell me he was the Grand Templar. I’m so sorry for my teasing you son. Let’s get you nice and comfortable.”> *starts massaging Trace’s shoulders* Trace: *getting flustered again* Flora: <“Mooommmm!”> Fauna: <“Oh relax dear. I’m just trying to get into his wall... I mean, get him comfortable here.”> *massaging intensifies* Flora: <“He isn’t made of gold mom! Plus, we were going to invite the family to live at the estate with us.”> Fauna: <“I don’t know why you’d think I’m after his money sweetheart. He’s not gullible enough to fall for my old tricks.”> *massaging intensifies* Flora: <“Wanna bet mom? He’s got amnesia and doesn’t know how everything works and I know you know about it because that’s one of the first things I told you about.”> Trace: *falls over sideways twitching due to Fauna’s Light, turned deep tissue, massage accidentally hitting a major pressure point, with a great grimace of pain on his face from her accidentally hammering out all of the trigger points in his body* *KO!!! MASSAGE THERAPY!*

<b>STORY-COMMENT™</b> Fauna: <“Well why didn’t you tell me he was the Grand Templar. I’m so sorry for my teasing you son. Let’s get you nice and comfortable.”> *starts massaging Trace’s shoulders* Trace: *getting flustered again* Flora: <“Mooommmm!”> Fauna: <“Oh relax dear. I’m just trying to get into his wall... I mean, get him comfortable here.”> *massaging intensifies* Flora: <“He isn’t made of gold mom! Plus, we were going to invite the family to live at the estate with us.”> Fauna: <“I don’t know why you’d think I’m after his money sweetheart. He’s not gullible enough to fall for my old tricks.”> *massaging intensifies* Flora: <“Wanna bet mom? He’s got amnesia and doesn’t know how everything works and I know you know about it because that’s one of the first things I told you about.”> Trace: *falls over sideways twitching due to Fauna’s Light, turned deep tissue, massage accidentally hitting a major pressure point, with a great grimace of pain on his face from her accidentally hammering out all of the trigger points in his body* *KO!!! MASSAGE THERAPY!*

DarthKeidran

Or you could go after the cougar yourself… x’D³

Timmainsson (edited)

Comment edits

2026-10-08 12:00 XD deeEEP tissue &lt;3
2018-08-22 21:25 XD deeEEP tissue <3

XD deeEEP tissue <3

katadom

I think Trace is wondering why Flora is wearing clothes.

LupusK

Buy her a golden shovel Trace and tell her to take a hint.

Glitchy Fox

looks like its pay day boys

Anonymous

That's actually a pretty interesting point.

K.O. PRODUCTIONS

I'd imagine Flora's dad would be slapping Flora's mom over the head by now

Kaija

And Trace don't have idea of the value of gold :'D

Kaija

"Cat-ching!" 8D

Blake

shes into it for the child support.

Supreme Leader Porg

The grandma coupon protocol has been engaged. But just the getting money part. Lol

noxamillion

Devious, but smart. Being able to see an opportunity that most people would see as a problem.

SCD

Flora's Mom: Dear, rich Trace Legacy! How I love his... Templar's money!

Panther

Prestige to have a rich templar in the family ? Maybe ............... But a lot of problems , as Trace is actively tracked/hunted by several lords templars

Clayton

That title is quite a mouthful

TheShadow

Welp, thats just another thing going for Trace x3

FurrySunny

Since we know that Floras mom is most likely to be dead, I wonder how her sister is doing.

Zen Magi (edited)

Comment edits

2026-10-08 12:00 Flora's mom just wants the gold?! &gt;:o kidding UwU
2018-08-23 11:47 Flora's mom just wants the gold?! >:o kidding UwU

Flora's mom just wants the gold?! >:o kidding UwU

Meowium99

Sorry, but all that's going through my mind is "THIS IS A ROBBERY! GET ON YOUR KNEES!"

Argonwolf

What a very Clovis-like grin she's got there.

Argonwolf

Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger, but she ain't messin' with no broke tiggers.

FoxXD

Oh god. i never even had seen Floras Mom x3 but that would be interesting to see a gold-digger Mom xD

Hxney

are we not gonna ignore the fact that Trace has those invisible pants???

DarthKeidran

That would be a good one to see. I also want a welfare check on that Feral Keidran who dry-humped Trace when he got separated from Keith and Flora, in addition to the moment that she turned feral (in my mind it’s eric’s fault, her falling desperately in love with him, like Kat Times ∞, and then he tells her off, saying that he just can’t marry her).

Argonwolf

Not just prestige. Who would mess with the family of a wizard so powerful he's basically a one-man army? Who also has a certain ancient dragon with the hots for him that would do a lot of things for him if he asked? They'd basically be untouchable. Better than plain old wealth, if you ask me.

Supreme Leader Porg

I feel like this is a doctor who reference, and if so, my sister loves that show.

Markvincible

Who wouldn’t want to take advantage of that kind of money?

A original name

I still really hope next chapter we will see them going out into keidran territory c:

travis duarte

Oh a comic with MY mother-in-Law in it. how nice.

Steve Gloria

FLORA HAS A MOM?!?!?! WHAT?!?!?!

Inglorious Bastard

What, you think she just spawned in a cabbage field or something?

Steve Gloria

Oh I figured that out but...FLORA HAS A MOM?!?!?!?!

Twokindsfan

hopefully we get to meet floras parents in the future and see their reactions if flora tells them of her pregnancy

Daud

I actually thought that canonicaly floras family were murdered? Sieth twisted a truth early on in the piece to trick flora into trying to kill Trace. Flora even admits to having sworn vengeance upon those who killed her family.

Daud

Im pretty sure their dead? At least out of context from the narrative.