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Dinner Date Dragon (Patreon)

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2018-08-23 20:06:02
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2026-06
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Human accommodations are a little cramped. Suggested by MrEase!

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SparkytheAlpha

That wouldn't have happened if they had dinner at Trace's estate. Lol

Wolf_the_snep

can't wait to read the story of this piece of art.

Wolf guy

Can’t she shift human like Nora.

Wolf guy

Check Tom’s divianart

InTheLionsDen

The headwaiter must be part Basitin. They also didn't care that it was a powerful dragon blocking the harbor. She had to move her... tail.

JsTheWolf

Size matters lads ....

Shadow

Cute. This should be canon in the main story. Reni: Is there an outside table?

CrimsonQuill086

Perhaps they should've chosen a suite in Erebor...dammit, wrong universe!

CaveBacon

That's currently on the spoiler list so likely we will see this in comic. She mentioned having a human ancestor, a grandmother i think, which is how she's a princess.

DarthKeidran

<b>STORY-COMMENT™</b> Reni: “I heard that you know. Before you said it.” Waiter: “I apologize princess. I was only attempting to be polite.” Keiren: “I reserved the table probably 2 months in advance and was told there would be enough room. Is there a table somewhere that we won’t be an inconvenience?” Reni: “He’s about to say no… I’ll go freshen up a bit while you two try to figure this out.” *goes to restroom, barely fitting through the doors and trapping someone in a stall* “Sorry miss. I’ll be out of the way as quick as I can.” *splashes water over her head from the puny human size sink* *stares into the mirror* “I didn’t think this would be a problem today… Well. If I don’t try it I’ll never know…” A couple minutes later… Keiren: “What do you expect us to do? This has been planned for months now and your saying this isn’t possible.” Reni (Humanoid - I’m thinking brown or black colored skin to match her scales, One arm and leg completely Dragonoid, a Tail, her wings, “cheek horns”, and still has a Dragonoid tongue making human speech possible, but still difficult): * walks in, wearing a Kathrin Brand, human sized miniaturization, of her dragon sized dress* “H-Hi Keiren. W-What do you think? I’ve been working on it for months. It might not be perfect, yet, but I didn’t want today to be ruined.” Keiren and the waiter: *jaw drops! Speechless Victory! Babeality!* Keiren: *reaches up and closes the waiter’s jaw* “How did you do this?” Humanoid Reni: “I read about some dragons that can transform into animals like a cat or horse, so I wanted to see if I could turn human. I probably look hideous since it didn’t work right.” Keiren: No! No! You don’t! I mean, You don’t look entirely human, but you’ve got some of the same dragon features that make you you. If someone calls you ugly they don’t know who they’re talking about. I think you’re cute like this.” Reni: “You really think so?” Keiren: “Yes, I really do.” *Waiter was meanwhile carted off and replaced, shocked by what just happened* Waiter 2: “As you are now petite for a dragon, what would you like us to prepare for you Princess Reni?” One meal date later… Some of the cooks and waiters amongst each other: “Has anyone seen Betsy? Betsy Edialeda? She went out for a break and hasn’t been back for almost two hours…” The lady who was trapped in the toilet stall (Betsy Edialeda): “Help!!! Can someone let me out?! This huge purse is in the way!!! I just want to get back to work.”

DarthKeidran

So what you’re saying is that with how big of a D, Keiren was to Trace initially, these two might have a chance at children? Sorry, saw a terrible opportunity and took it. You may facepalm when ready.

DarthKeidran

What I wonder is if Tom has an actual potential “Spoiler-List” somewhere that we can look at. Probably not because #Spoilers

Anonymous

Aww that's sweet

LifeWulf

Reni is so adorable. :3

Josh McJunkin

I guess he likes big butts and he cannot lie. (It's hard to lie to a mind reader anyway)

JsTheWolf

i honestly dont think your comment makes sense unless you can attach something to reference your comment

DarthKeidran

I meant that he was being a D*** to Trace, trying to arrest him, then kind of wanting to resist orders from Trace to free Natani and the others. That kind of thing. Other than that, I’m not linking something to show precisely what I mean, even under the assumption it were to exist.

JsTheWolf

nah mate i was talking about the dragon cause she is big

Major Matt Mason

Reni cleans up real good. 😍😍😍😍😍

VGR

I’d rather see a colored full view of Reni in her date night outfit.

DarthKeidran

I know you were. I was just being uncharacteristically terrible when I read your comment, because of what the phrase normally means from a similarly uncharacteristically more perverse viewpoint.

Argonwolf

Hehe, we know where that led with Donkey though. If Kieren wants to take it that far, he'd better be ready for a pile of adorable dragon babies!

Argonwolf

This is why you just go out and have a picnic, plus there's nobody around so you can go from casual date to freaky time instantly whenever you're ready.

Kaija

it's a good story-comment XD ! You really develop a certain talent for that X3 !

MrEase

Thanks for picking this one Tom, I'm so happy with this!

Supreme Leader Porg

Yeah it would spoil something to know that it is a spoiler

Regulos14

If they had received a better table then she wouldn't be blocking the kitchen. XD

SCD

It’s time for another ‘Good Idea, Bad Idea. Good Idea: Taking your dragon on a dinner date to a outdoor restaurant. Bad Idea: Taking your dragon on a dinner date to a indoor restaurant. The End.

Gray Scribe

After she finds the answer to a question she did not want to ask earlier as she would have to wonder about her grandparents.

McClaw

Pro tip: Rent out the whole room so it's easy to deal with things like this.

CaveBacon

It does spoil something to know it's a spoiler, although when there's a big enough hint (page linked above, Flora's pregnacy, Nat's lingerie) you already know it's coming. I think he listed those things at the start of a stream a month or two ago.

Lexio

Im jealous...

Steve Gloria

Oh THIS is why she complained about high ceili...wait how did she even get IN there and why does she insist on wearing clothes? Nora doesn't.

durandle

1 year later this has kind of happened

DarthKeidran

I didn’t anticipate you tracking this comment down. It was great re-reading it.