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Totally Nuts (Patreon)

Published:
2018-09-11 17:31:47
Edited:
2021-03-12 22:43:28
Imported:
2026-06
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Nibbly meets her true husbando, suggested by TorqueEmUp!

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Wolf guy

Well, when you turn Nibbly into a keidran, this is most likely a side effect.

Bespin

The 98% peanuts addon is very true

Keith Keiser

I love peanuts, he's yours though nibbly 😥

Caspian Yuichiro

That will only last her a DAY (or maybe a hour or less)

Mefyu4649

Contains gluten and lactose :v

Anonymous

So did she dig them up in the kitchen? Did she know she had a giant jar full of nuts in the kitchen? Why is she so supprised then? Is it even her jar? Did she put it there and just forget about it? Does she even behave like a Keidran or is she just running around on all fours frantically searching for food all day? I'm so confused ...

DiDiDi-X

Man I would do the same thing with Nutella and make it my waifu

Kyle Kowalchuk

Is it murder for to eat this husband?

Drago Whooves

anyone else hear the LoZ item get music?

DNMZ

Oh her husband's nuts are really gonna give her a mouthful hehe

MoppyPuppy

He's not all that fit, Nibbly's husband of must be some pampered 'inside' squirrel.

Dimensional

Is that Nibs turned somewhat into a Keidran, or a large, wingless Fidget?

CrRAR

Leggu mah legumes~

Zen Magi

they are both nuts

David

This sketch reminds me a little of Ice Age movie squirrel... 🤔 Love it anyway. 👍❤

Paint

Must... hide... them...

Drayco84

Mostly just here to argue semantics on this... But isn't "Mixed nuts" with 98% peanuts just "Peanuts with a little bit of other stuff thrown in"?

Khalandar

That is the joke!

steelabjur

Mixed nut mixes tend to be bulked with peanuts because they're comparatively cheap.

Alto135

Ms Nibbly's Holy Grail has been found.😁

Capt Jack

migh not be the place to talk about it but karen really stepped in it with maddy.

maxim v

what is the lifespan of a Human? 100 to 120? now what is it for Keidran? 30 years? 40? well, a Squirrel's lifespan is 4 to 11 years, so yeah... :/

maxim v

a Squirrel for a Keidran, is the same as a cat or a dog for a Human.

Cass

Unless it's different in Twokinds, the average human life span is about 60 to 80, and I believe Keidran lifespans are about 20 to 30.

SCD

Mrs. Nibbly: Squeak! (Yay! I finally got the jar of mixed nuts, NOW HOW DO I OPEN THIS DAMN THING!)

CrRAR

*enthusiastic gnawing begins*

okami-zero

She must learn the secret art of OPPOSABLE THUMBS...

maxim v

so in other words, in twokinds' world, a human's lifespan is the same as in the middle-ages time era? even with magic?...

Darkwolf

It's like she's discovered the Holy Grail of nuts lol

Sylvrwolflol

The fabled Grail of Planters! Said to grant the wielder more nuts than one could ever store for winter!

Muddypaws

Squirrel’s do love any nuts they can put their paws on.😏

Supreme Leader Porg

I think scrat was his name. He is low key the best character in ice age

Supreme Leader Porg

Middle Ages was like 40. Keidran are 20ish to 30 I believe. And modern for us is like 80 to 100 average (although it is rising)

Supreme Leader Porg

Sweet. I get both a bubbly sketch and a comic page for the night before my birthday. Awesome!

Glitch

"I've got a jar of nuuuuts, I've got a jar of nuuuuuuts, and guess what's inside it!"

Torbjörn Larsson

SuperNibbly - that is a nut job! / Abilities: Can leap into a tree with a single bound. Fluffy. Nut vision.

Panther

OH GOD ............ The holy nut jar ; Nibbly got the power ^_^

maxim v

i just checked, and it said that the human lifespan is approximately 65 at worst and 120 at the very best, so in other words, a human lifespan is 80+ and in the twokinds story it's 60 to 80 or in other words, in twokinds a human lifespan is approximately 70- like in the middle-ages it was 60 to 70.

Greywolf

Scythe: Go for the nuts, nibs! Nibs:*halfway into enemy pants* arrf Scythe:..Errr, on second thought, we better stick with boo's Version

Wolf guy

He’s a she dummy

Supreme Leader Porg

I just looked the up, the average lifespan in the Middle Ages was 31. Now that may be because they had a lot die early, but I would say that 70 would be a stretch for average Middle Ages lifespan.

DarthKeidran

Same as my last comment. Sorry for failure to story. Things have been hectic. <b>STORY-COMMENT™</b> The next morning… Sythe: “Nibs! Nibs! *finds Nibbly* “Nibbly! Are you alright girl? Speak to me?” Nibbly: “<a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/halloween-15341838">Do what you must. I have already won.</a>” Sythe: “Why did you do this to yourself!? I had all day planned out. Let’s get you moving to get things flowing.” *helps Nibbly on her feet* Nibbly: *Squeaks In squirrel instead of speaks human* ~Ahm Hic! ahlraht. Hic!~ *looses balance and winds up going deadweight on Sythe* Sythe: “Dang It! Don’t pass out on me now! We need to get you moving.” Nibbly (tripping out on a peanut overdose): {“It’s Hic! the Pro-Hic!-tein.} Sythe: “What!? Ok. We’re just gonna get you to a doctor instead.”

DarthKeidran

Thou shalt attempt to open the holy nut jar not once, but three times. When thou counteth to three, thou shalt relinquish the holy nut jar to thine significant other, who shalt open the holy nut jar with ease. Amen Quiz time… name the movie i parodied a reference of! (Hint: The item of the subject scene is referenced in Ready Player One)

DarthKeidran

Keidranified Nibbly and the Peanut Grail

Adamas

But Boo is a Giant Space Hamster!

SCD

Sadly it didn't break, because it's made out of plastic.

Greywolf

1. Hes a miniature giant space hamster. 2. THE TECHIQUE OF KICKING EVIL IN ITS BUTT WORKS FOR EVERYONE!!!

Supreme Leader Porg

Yay, story comments are kinda back. I was starting to wonder if things were still okay for you

Supreme Leader Porg

Three shalt be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. <br> “One, Two, Five”

Zen Magi

hope we are getting an story comment at the one with Kat Assassin

DarthKeidran

<b>@Zen Magi</b> got that one done for you.

DarthKeidran

<b>@Supreme Leader Porg</b> Things have just been really busy so I have been quite delayed in my comments. Katsassin is done and I’ll finish Evelyn’s twins and draconic balance in a short while.

wayne sampson

I don't know why, but this kinda reminds me of the Nut Job movie