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Two Kids in a Trenchcoat (Patreon)

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2019-06-18 19:13:07
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2026-06
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Er, I mean a perfectly ordinary man! Suggested by Saberbeam!

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Wyatt lute

Wait wouldn't maeve have an higher pitched voice?

deucemoosevvm

How could you not call this "TwoKinds In A Trenchcoat"

Shadow

Classic indeed!

Grey Ninja

Wait hold on a sec.. That guys selling an adult beverage to them, when it's obvious he can tell they are children.. 🤔 He's probably gunna get fired

Nekros Prime

Depends if the manager cares XD

Ambi

Ohhhh. That was an eye.

Anonymous

What they are gonna watch?

MarvTheHugPharaoh

All this work and planning, just to see a G rated movie that they could have got the tickets for without the disguise.

Mike

Could've convinced me

Cuauhtemoc I5MAL

Meave, Madelyn, I’m a 20 Years Old Adult. I can say that those Brevages are not necessary.

Leonard Browntail

Sneaky Beaky, I see... I believe they're better than any KGB or CIA agents all around the world...

noxamillion

That cashier does not get paid enough to give a shit.

Elvenhunter84

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DiDiDi-X

Oh my God Maeve is so cute. I love how she said "one adult beverage. Please." As if the guy cares anyways. He probably hates he's job.

Roughlandin

IT'S THE WORLD'S MOST GIANT KEIDRAN! Hello citizens! Be not afraid! I'm just like you! Except I'm giant and a Keidran!

Roughlandin

I'm a 28 years old adult. I can say if you want to enjoy one from time to time, that's fine too.

metalman20

seeing Maddie through the trench coat is such a hilarious image to me

RanaMcNeil

Haha, reminds me on Mighty Mask from Dragonball Z where Trunks and Son Goten did the same to fight in the tournament. XD

Cliff Warden

I'm 26 and get nosebleeds if I take so much as a shot, turns out there's such a thing as alcohol intolerance

MoppyPuppy

I think if this goofy plan has ever worked its because of cool people like the one depicted behind the booth, not paid enough to give a shit.

FurrySunny

Now I wonder how the laws about age rating are there. Can an 18+ movie only be watched by Keidran oldies?

donutguy

dang, dude...it's not like he was correcting you

JasonAW3

It would be kind of interesting to see a version of Two Kinds set in a more modern era... Especially how magic and technology could be adapted together...

Travis9x

I love fantasy ideas that depict a modern era, except that magic was a real thing all along, so technology and magic evolved together.

JasonAW3

Exactly! But I'd also like to see it with both humans and anthropomorphs... I figure by the modem era, the short lifetime on most anthropomorphs would no longer be a real issue... They'd probably live as long as humans...

MaddsCraft

I assume they would be 7+ for keidran, since, if I remember right, there was a sketch Tom made of a bar, and there were signs that said it was 21+ for humans and 8+ for keidran.

MaddsCraft

Isn't Tom already working on a comic that takes place in the Twokinds universe but in modern times?

Ordithus

Sir, your belly just said something. Consult a doctor.

Estragon

The Simpsons: the Keidran years.

Steve Gloria

The irony with this is that Maeve will still sound like a little girl lol

Jacob narvaez

That awesome and the teen can be stupid sometimes and who is going to san Diego comic con

JasonAW3

If he is, I haven't heard about it... Maybe someone could send me a link for it?

steelabjur

I'm a 40 year Old Adult, and I concur with CuauhtemocI5MAL.

steelabjur

It's still in the planning stages, IIRC, it will star Sam and Colin.

DarthKeidran

The Edinmire guard shows up. Sends a under 21 Daniels in as a undercover sting operation. The guy realizes what’s up when it’s too late. “Later!” *runs away* Keiren: “Stop In the name of the law!!!” *Runs into Reni, sparking her interest in him for the first time.*

DarthKeidran

I’m 26 yeas old. I don’t drink. Cant stand the smell of the stuff.

DarthKeidran

Minimum wage of a gold piece an hour.

DarthKeidran

If you tap on a tag, then edit the tag to “Sam” or “Colin” you’ll find most of the things he’s put out there that show them.

DarthKeidran

I wish. Sometimes SDCC hires security from my work. Maybe I can arrange something sometime.

DarthKeidran

Me: *sees Maeve and Maddy get out of their trench coat after getting into the theater* “You two don’t need to be drinking. Maddy, your borderline old enough, but Maeve is still really young. Yes she serves the stuff, but that doesn’t mean she drinks…” Maddy: *Starts wrestling me to the ground successfully and holds me down in an arm bar* Me: “Uncle! Uncle! Just don’t get too drunk! Uncle!!!”

SCD

The cashier didn't bought it, he just doesn't care. I wish most cashiers in theaters are like him where no matter what age you are, you can watch any movie you want and get away with it.

ProudLoneWolf

I was once tasked with getting my sister and her friends into Cruel Intentions. The cashier on one side of the lobby was an older guy who wanted to see not just my ID, but IDs for everyone I was buying tickets for. The cashier on the other side of the lobby was a younger guy who gave no f**ks. So we just got the tickets from him and saw the movie. Thanks, no-f**ks ticket guy, hope you're doing well.

Supreme Leader Porg

Bold of you to assume that motherland does not already have them in employment for Rodina

Supreme Leader Porg

The cashier thinking something like "really? That's the third time today. You know what. I don't get paid enough for this crap. I don't care anymore"

noxamillion

You are vastly underestimating the value of gold unless it is a plentiful resource in the TK universe.<br><br>Replace gold piece with approximately 20 grams of silver and it would be accurate (wage varies by state or region).

Pat Lahey

34 here. Sometimes, I just need a shot or two of Fireball after work after dealing with some real assholes. But hey, that customer service for ya...

Jordan Dean Ezekude

I feel like it's been years since I last gazed upon this classic gag. =)

Welsh Rat

He's not stupid. He just doesn't care.

Kenobi

I'd love to, but I don't live in America.

RoruRedTailedDolphin

She's covered in fur, and then she put a mustache on top of it. Brilliant.

Cliff Warden

Donutguy I was just sharing a personal experience for any minors who may be reading.

DarthKeidran

<b>@Pat G Lahey</b> I feel for you so hardcore right now. Almost 3 years at Teleperformance USA before off-site management finally got the better of me.

DarthKeidran

Yeah, probably, but Gold is also the only currency we’ve seen in TwoKinds.