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Sunbathing Servants (Patreon)

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2019-07-02 17:01:20
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2026-06
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Even a stone guardian needs a vacation now and then, and, well, you know how lizards are when it comes to sunbathing. Suggested by RMaster!

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Wolf guy

I have no idea what to think about this one.

CrimsonQuill086

The levitating side table's a nice touch.

MoppyPuppy

I'm telling you Kat X Stone Guardian OTP.

Foxy

Stone + nature = erosion

Foxy

:p

Miftox 01

I. Want. That. Table.😱😍

Aurum Lupus

I didn't even notice that.

Aurum Lupus

It's a good day for sunbathing. 😎

Elvenhunter84

Why does the Guardian need a bathing suit? We've already seen it naked

noxamillion

I love how relaxed the guardian is.

Panther

Hell , yea . Poor guardian : hard to stay immobile during hours by waiting intruders . But what !!! Wearing a short when she/he's usually naked =^_^=

DiDiDi-X

What, it's just a servant and a guardian having a vacation.

Ryan Reaper

Needs a break from gut punching Maddie XD

DiDiDi-X

Did anyone realized that the guardian is drinking rocks?

DNMZ

Isn't sunbathing typically done in the nude ? Hehe

Timmainsson

Because some parts don't need that much sun XD XD

K.A.R.R.

Oh boi i hope this gets colored.

DarthKeidran

This begs the question: Are they, involved with each other, romantically? Or is it strictly professional? Cause this certainly looks like a date of sorts.

DarthKeidran

How about Mike and Evals, oh wait, they were slaves!

metalman20

Okay first off, this is pretty wholesome and something I never though I wanted/needed until I saw this and two......that’s one badass table!

Estragon

My cat has an expression that looks a lot like the one on the stone guardian.

Grumm9301

The only question I have is “why did the guardian cover up. It is made of stone, so it cant get tan lines, we say its full body, so we know its got nothing going on down their, so what is the point?

Roughlandin

Here, leezard, leezard, leezard!

Cliff Warden

Maybe it likes fashionable swimwear, just because it'ss job has s dress code doesn't mean it can't have hobbies

K.A.R.R.

I want to see them on a date now lol.

SCD

When the guardian orders Scotch on the Rocks, he actually wants rocks in his drink instead of ice.

DarthKeidran

Scotch on the rocks: $10 Magnetically Levitating Table of epicness I need to build IRL: $500 A wholesome date between Beauty and the Beast… Priceless!

DarthKeidran

Have you felt how hot stone gets in the sun. If this be a male, perhaps he prefers for his… stones… to not get too hot.

Mīonikoī

I think you're going to need a bigger net.

VenomFang

You want some taco bell?

Leonard Browntail

Welp, the GuardiaN can't be tanned by the sun, so it has an absolute advantage when it comes to who can stay outside for the longest time.

DiDiDi-X

I think he actually eats those rocks. By drinking them.

Ordithus

Rose is getting her tan on. She won't be so pale!

Elvenhunter84

If the Guardian is going to appear more in Sketches, I think he needs a name. I won't accept Rocky though, since that's the name I bet Tom wants to give him

Travis9x

Agree 1. Lizards love the sun, and thrive on sunshine 2. It's literally a rock

Elvenhunter84

I'd prefer something a little less spot-on. Maybe something like Greg or Jeff.

Adamas

Thomas the Stone Lizard

Adamas

and they're free now.

Cha11engerD

Great Stone Dragon! Have you awakened?!

Jacob narvaez

The stone dragon is on vaca now so is his master (stone dragong:you better not disturb me or my creator

Torbjörn Larsson

Sun of a gun! And Rose's bathing suit suits her ... she is so out-of-business-hours spirited.

DarthKeidran

Let’s just hope she doesn’t have internal bleeding. I mean, she frickin coughed up blood which is a very bad sign.

DarthKeidran

To make a working table, it would have to rely on some really strong magnets. And not just two of them. It would need several magnets laid out to help prevent rotation while stabilizing the table sufficiently to prevent it from flipping. It would take some time to develop, but it is possible.

DarthKeidran

I guess the question is now whether or not they will continue working, paid, for Eric at all, or if they’ll work for Trace or anyone else?

DarthKeidran

If the guardian can speak, we need Dwayne Johnson to voice it for the eventual movie/TV series.

[NoMiddleInitial]

Fingers crossed that it's mature Rose when colored.

Customaera

Are we just gonna calling the Guardian "Guardian?" no silly name like Rocky

Cecil475

So, Rose wears swimsuits now?

Argonwolf

@Bug in the System: Perfection.

Elvenhunter84

Dwayne is perfect! It's just plain enough to sound silly, while also being a pun on a deeper level!