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You're WHAT?! (Patreon)

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2019-08-26 18:01:12
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2026-06
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"...Are you sure?!"

Keith's mother, Cathleen, informing his father, Cornelius, that they're going to have a baby. Keith's father, after getting a hold of himself, is both happy yet concerned, as it means they're all in danger. Suggested by Mippy!

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Qwerty2999

Why are they all in danger?

Alto135

Eastern and western Basitin relations aren't the best, think Romeo and Juliet.

Markvincible

We all know where this leads

Grey Ninja

I'd feel awkward if I is in your position too

Nekros Prime

Keith was probably a premature birth, considering his small cute size 😉

Wolf guy

Love his reaction

Axelarion

You're a wizard, Cornelius.

Mippy

That expression is priceless

[NoMiddleInitial]

Cornelius: "Oh yeah? Who's the father?" *runs away*

TrichterNET

lucky for us his pull out game was not strong

metalman20

Okay not gonna lie, at first glance I read the title as “you WHAT” and thought this sketch was a spongebob reference lolol

Roughlandin

TIIIIIIN ROOF! ... Rusted.

Elvenhunter84

She is pregananant? Is it possible for an Eastern Basitin to get a Western Basitin pregert?

LifeWulf

Aww, she's positively glowing.

dobbs

Well that escalated quickly.

Loveknowsbest

Cornelius.. the test results are in! You... Are ... The.. Father!

coredumperror

So why is he so surprised and concerned?

Arukino

Relationship between eastern and western basitins seem to be a political minefield. A resulting child is like adding gasoline to an allready big fire

Reseen Dalls

What Keith doesn't know is that one day he'll have the same expression for the same reason (or pretty close, they can adopt, right?).

Elvenhunter84

My comment was a reference to a video that nobody seems to have seen

Customaera

I can pnly imagine the mixed emotions and doubt in fatherly ability ol Corny there must have before he eventually does see Keith's face once he's born and be like... "He's my son."

Grumm9301

I have, and you executed flawlessly

Darkwolf

The look on his face is priceless lol

DarthKeidran

I don’t see why not. Though, regardless of its plausibility in canon, I do still want to see a sketch where they (Keith and Nat) accidentally succeed in pregnancy and Natani goes Studio C Labor Pains on Keith via magic because “it’s your fault for getting me pregnant”. https://youtu.be/-77S-RGJlq8

DarthKeidran

Hence why he has Albion forge her paperwork.

DarthKeidran

This is a bittersweet sketch.

Quite Possibly a Sombrero

Im curious how keiths dad became the arms general. (he must be HUGE and we just havent realized it :P)

Anonymous

Awwww.... she's so purty. :)

Roughlandin

I see we have similar tastes

SCD

Cornelius: YOU'RE PREGNANT?! [pulls hair, screams, runs off]

Argonwolf

I don't see why they couldn't conceive naturally, regardless of how Natani identifies she has the proper equipment, so to speak.

Roughlandin

Cornelius: *Grunts and clutches chest* Cathleen: "What's the matter, love?" Cornelius: "Nothing. I just had the oddest feeling." Cathleen: "Aww! Someone has the New Dad butterflies in his tummy." Cornelius: "No, it was more of a sharp, stabbing sensation in my chest." Cathleen: "Huh. Wonder what that's abo-OW!" Cornelius: "Did you feel it too?" Cathleen: "No, but I have the worst migraine now. Feels like somebody smashed a bottle over my head!"

Elvenhunter84

Just search Pergananant on YouTube and it should be the first result

Kyle Cope

Not anymore he isn't...

Daniel Benko

Doesent matter that they do, they are different species. It's highly risky but they wouldn't know it

Psychotic

I do agree it is weird seeing this, with us knowing of their gruesome demise

Remmus

Well what did ya expect? She was performing Western Basitin fertility rituals in ya bedroom every night ;3

Kaija

You are a monster :'( !!

Shadowkey392

More likely he was just really good with weapons.

Alikai Jade

They must of really loved eachother for them both to risk being together

Muddypaws

Cornelius: “I’m fine!! Really!! “. BBF: “Are you sure?” Cornelius: “Yes I’m fine ..., we’re fine.., EVERYTHING is fine!!”

Natani Magi

Cornelius: *Death flashs before eyes*

RacingEevee

Brain: “Sir!, we’ve lost the forward battery!, and the main engines and stabilizers!!!... ABANDON SHIP!!!”

Randall Hendren

Cathleen looks very happy. Cornelius on the other hand... not sure he knows how to react. Love it,

Muddypaws

Cathleen? Are.., are you sure? Well..., I WAS there, so..., yes🥰