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Nora's Advice (Patreon)

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2019-08-30 16:01:01
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2026-06
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Nora tries to give advice on human dating, suggested by Fence Equalizer

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JIngle

Well as Scarlet he'll be permanently friend zoned with Raine and never win her over either

Dimensional

Rid will become a white wolfess very soon.

Markvincible

Red, you better start running, right now

Wind Walker

That burn is hotter than the colour of his hair.

WereKeidran

And Red was never seen or heard from again

noxamillion

Here lies the grave of Red.<br>Cause of death: He pressed the "Trace" button.

DiDiDi-X

She either is gonna turn him to a girl or a chicken. Or both.

Arukino

Trace is a special case ;3

Vatruvius

Well, fem wolf Red here we come. XD

Travis9x

Red has always been a classic case of “speaking before thinking” syndrome. Much to the delight and entertainment of all observers. 😂😂😂

Markius Fox

He can run, but he'll only be transformed tired.

metalman20

Later that day a memorial was made for red.

Roughlandin

Red walks away, noticeably unharmed. Nora: "..." Reni: "Um... Lady Nora?" Nora: "...Now begins today's second lesson. The art of Draconian revenge. Now, the easy route would be to transform the object of your vexation into another species, gender, or combination thereof. This grants immediate satisfaction, even if it is a bit heavy-clawed. If one is willing to delay the need for gratification, however, there are other ways to achieve similar results. Say for example, subtly altering the target's scent so that it resembles that of a female keidran in season. For an added layer of spice, one might also alter the subject's own sense of smell so that they find the scents of male friends and acquaintances to be equally appealing. Of course, this is all strictly theoretical..." Meanwhile elsewhere... Red: "Hey, Sythe. Are you using a new shampoo or something? You smell kinda... nice." Sythe: "I don't usually use shampoo, but now that you mention it, you smell different too. Kinda... good." Red: "Maybe we should... go check the oasis room together. See if we can... find that shampoo?" Sythe: "Yeah. Gotta... find that shampoo bottle. Hide it somewhere. So people don't get... distracted. Grrrrrrr." Red: "Mmmm-Sythe? Sythe! SYTHE?!? The oasis room! WAIT TILL WE GET IN THE ROOMMMPH!"

Roughlandin

Apologies for the green text wall, btw! XD

AlexisLeBluer

Red gets into the penalty box as a female l Kendren Fox for that.

SCD

Red after Nora sets him on fire: IT BURNS!! IT BURNS!! BURNS DA BAAAAAHH!! (Blood reference)

MiDoFox

Nora: dO YuO WaNt A FuCkiNg SlaP?

Torbjörn Larsson

Dragonslayed Red. Starts w/ -9 lives and no survival skills.

Runeru

Oh...dear...

Estragon

I wouldn't be so quick to offend a Dragon...

Timmainsson

She's been around longer than the life of just one(very special) human. So be careful pipsqueak XD XD XD

Darkwolf

Well I know someone who's getting turned into a woman for the next few years XD

Axelarion

The fastest way to lose favor, brought to you by the imminently deceased. We forgot his name, may his soul rest in Nora's stomach.

The Sexy Beast

...and so, Red ended up being Nora's plaything for the next few centuries.

Golden Gears

Isn't Nora regarded as the progenitor for most of the dragons that are currently alive? If so what on earth happened to the dragons that came before Nora?

Jaye

yees

Kasey Sandman

Nora should transform red into a dragon hatchling, and be like "since you want to want to act like baby, maybe you would rather be one."

InTheLionsDen

It's a good thing she is very forgiving.

Shadow

OH BURN BY THE HOT HEAD! Though it is funny how Nora is after Trace, but we don't know of her history with other humans. I wonder when we'll see her past?

Greywolf

So now we know how red ended up as a keidran for a time. Think first then speak.

TheEnderRebel

And this is when NoraTalk became a Hunt

Kaija

*The second after* Database Erro: WHY AM I BECOME A FURRBALL?!

steelabjur

Sounds like Red has just volunteered to be Nora's example subject for her students to practice her teachings on.

LupusK

So this is where Red regretted the day he interrupted Nora Talks

Sons of Lorgar

Here lies Red... Red is Dead... He never understood the finer points of never smartassing a dragon.

Vicroc4

I mean, Red's not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but he's got to know who he just sassed there. Would be funny if instead of immediately hitting him with some sort of TF, if Nora just graciously conceded the point - leaving Red to worry about what possible punishment she could be working on for him.

Argonwolf

*NOM "Lesson One..." *GULP "Eliminate all distractions. You'll need to focus your..." *BURP "...full attention on the human you wish to seduce." R.I.P. Red

Sons of Lorgar

Never played it, so no. It's actually a reference to a skeleton named Ed in a vault suit outside Vault 13 in fallout1, but that is also an easter egg to something I don't remember.

LadyDragoness Serpant

Look at these ted talk hastlers these people gotta get there head around that the speaker is always right

DarthKeidran

Anticipation of punishment can be worse than the punishment itself. I would have to say this is how it should roll. Also, don’t you mean “Red’s not the sharpest sword in the armory” since he’s, according to a sweater he wore in a Christmas sketch from forever ago, “always thinking’ with my sword”, that would be more fitting.

SCPilot

Nora: Oh....I think....there was something funky about him. I don't feel good! UGH!

Wild Space Saga

Fan theory! What if all these Nora sketches are Nora's dreams during her long sleep?

DarthKeidran

That, would actually be extremely hilarious… Wait! When asked about the canonicity of some sketches, Tom has said “Everything is Canon.” What is literally every sketch on here, including the more questionable ones, canonically speaking, are canon for the reason you point out here?! Because they are all Nora’s dreams?! Mind 🤯😵

Golden Gears

Nice joke answer, but a more serious one would be they killed themselves out of sheer boredom which is why Nora is a hedonist. She wants to stave off that boredom for as long as she possibly can. At least that is what I think. Either that or the masks killed them or whatever.

Argonwolf

*Later, in midair* "Whoa, it's like I'm flyin'...."

Panther

You're dead , Red