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Wedding Nightmares (Patreon)

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2019-11-26 17:00:03
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2026-06
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Maren has a nightmare about getting hitched to that filthy beast, Sythe, suggested by Tony1695 & Mediawatcher!

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Elvenhunter84

She's just screaming because she's upset that she woke up before it evolved into a wet dream

DiDiDi-X

Let's be honest, she was enjoying that nightmare.

Wolf guy

Doesn’t seem like a nightmare to me. Seems like her wish

Markvincible

Seemed like a pretty pleasant nightmare to me, maren! 😁

JakubDash42

Oh my god. I can’t stop laughing

VGR

Much as I want to see a follow-up to this, I can’t help wondering if the comic itself will soon give us something even better. I mean, they’re on a beach date together.

Alto135

(In Maren's mind) "Noooooooooo, I was so close."

Saberbeam

And now the use of "filthy beast" just has me thinking of the movie Father Goose... and I would watch that as done with the Twokinds cast 😂 Sythe voices by Cary Grant, Maren by Leslie Caron, it'd work :)

ThirdKind

Me doth think the lady protests too much

DarkWolfElite

Raine probably is writing about that dream in her fanfics

MiDoFox

Kiss him, he might turn into a prince

Roughlandin

Sythe, awakening to the sound of screams: "Whoizzat? WHAT'S WRONG!?" Maren: "Ah! Ha... Whew. Oh, I just had the worst nightmare." Sythe: "Yeesh. Sure sounded like it. What about?" Maren: "Our wedding day." Sythe: "Oh... Was it really so terrible? That's not the way I remember it. In fact, judging by the number of White Wolf wine bottles you stacked up by the end of the night, and how... fresh you got with some of the guests (poor Raine still blushes anytime somebody brings it up), I'd say you enjoyed yourself pretty well." Maren: "No. It wasn't that. It was-" Sythe: "What, love?" Maren: "In the nightmare... You were better dressed than me." Sythe: "Ha! I think I remember saying I wanted to do the wedding traditional Wolf tribe style. In the fur." Maren: "And I remember telling YOU no way, because you'd enjoy it too much." Sythe: "Yeah, that must be a human thing, because I still don't see what's so wrong with enjoying myself too much. Besides, you say that like half our friends don't already walk around either naked or close enough to it." ???: *Sounds of soft crying from down the hallway* Maren: "Well now we've done it. I guess it's my turn to feed them." Sythe: "No, no. I got it. I'm up anyway. You get your rest. And Maren?" Maren: "Yes, dear?" Sythe: "...You looked beautiful. You still do."

MiDoFox

I was lade out the joke and you complete grate job 👍

Garrtoons

The more she says filthy beast, the more she actually LIKES him XD.

Kyle Cope

One day you'll have to admit that you want that Maren...

Kevin Cason

not intending to derail the thread or anything, but i've never understood that phrase "protests too much". i mean, people think you're guilty if you protest too much and if you don't protest enough. so what is the optimal amount of protesting that is acceptable?

coredumperror

This NEEDS to be colored. And not just because Bride Maren would look amazing in color. :)

Gray Scribe

It depends on the situation. If someone is attracted to someone and they deny it or do not want to admit it, any protest is too much. In these non-canon pictures Maren is obviously attracted to Sythe, so her protesting the accusation, denying her feelings or even waking up like a marriage to him is a nightmare, is protesting too much.

JourneymanIK

That "filthy" beast is likely better groomed than she is. He really needs a canon wardrobe update.

Timmainsson

She has some nerve. HE has had all his shots.AND fully house trained! Maren, how about you?

SCD

Sythe: What’s wrong dear? Maren: I had the worst nightmare I ever had, I dreamt that I married Sy… AAAAHHH!!

MoppyPuppy

Maren shouldn't be horrified she should be conflicted.

Roughlandin

I won't put my hands up and surrender There will be no white flag above my door I'm in love, and always will be

Cass

I think that part of her wants it is part of the reason why she's so horrified. You aren't that scared by something unless you think there's a chance it might actually happen...

Ordithus

And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva...

Quite Possibly a Sombrero

FUCK THAT SHIT I WAS A SAILOR FOR YEARS AND AN OFFICER FOR MORE. IF I CANT KEEP HER ALIVE NO ONE ON THIS GODDAMN THREAD COULD. VIVA LAS VEGAS.

Steve Gloria (edited)

Comment edits

2026-10-08 12:00 She wants to bang him so bad >w>
2019-11-27 01:16 She wants to bang him so bad >w>

She wants to bang him so bad >w>

Supreme Leader Porg

Always good to have a nice sketch to see before bed. <br><br><i>and it's even better when you finally make some more progress on the TK story you were trying to make after over a year of not doing anything with it. </i>

Majyxs

Both Maren and Sythe opened up a bit to Raine at different times; it would be nice to see the two of them have a chance to show us and each other who they really are and eventually bond in a meaningful, serious way. We've seen tinges of blush and offhand flirts, but it would be a good time to show the first spark of what might come.

Majyxs

What we eventually want to hear is : "I love you with so much of my heart that none is left to protest."

Cirian

It's the ponytail. Noone can resist it forever~

[NoMiddleInitial]

It's okay Maren, it's just hormones. I know, I didn't /really/ want to make out with my 6th grade math teacher. You just got some pent up... urges...

Markius Fox

I can imagine her waking like this, face totally flushed, then walking to Sythe's room just to look at him from the doorway as he slept. The bed an absolute mess of blankets and sprawled Wolf Keidran limbs.

Quentavius Freeman

DUN, DUN, DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zoe Kyles

Princess Bride reference?

Michael Simnor

I've recently been counting Maren's moments of confusion and alarm... The side comics make 17, no idea for the whole comic yet...

Michael Simnor

For screaming or freakouts alone, 11 in the side comics.