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Cat in the Road (Patreon)

Published:
2020-08-27 16:00:08
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2026-06
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Nora takes a nap and blocks traffic, suggested by Terra The Wizard!

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Eclipse

it seems that, while her size changes, her mass does not. hmmm.

DiDiDi-X

I bet Trace can lift her out of the way with no effort at all.

Tharkis

Awww, pat da cat! I would totally give the kitty headpats and snuggles, not try to pry them out of the road =D

Project #11

Maybe they should have put boxes next to road as to prevent such things from happening XD

Norvin Fisk

Lol, she just can't help being a public menace can she?

Terrifyingboi

Is she even asleep? She is probably just laughing at them inside right now. Guard: *sigh* uh... just... put up a sign or something. Nora: (inside laughter intensifies) Guard: *puts up sign*, *turns around to see if anyone’s coming* *turns back around* Where did the sign go?! Nora: I wonder where I put that... Flora: Traaace, what’s up with the sign in the room? Trace: huh? Whaaa? Flora: OH NO, it feel on my chocolate, is it ok?! *runs over to the chocolate bowl* oh, it’s ok. Trace: sigh..., ok. Can we focus on the fact that there is a road sign in are bedroom?

Terrifyingboi

Also, if they mentioned something about trace wanting her at his manor I’m suuure she would move. Because I don’t think she’s asleep anyways.

Roughlandin

Guard: "Welp, it's been two months, and she's still napping... Time to build a new road, I guess?" Fun fact: You can track Nora's napping habits by referencing maps of new road construction across Mekkan through the years.

Terrifyingboi

What happened in those two months? detours? flinging cars? or did nora just not care if they just ran her over. (Highly doubt that last one)

Todd Diesel

if chains and shovels dont work, does that make her hekkin chonkers (but slim for a cat)

Latency

Incidentally this is basically all sleeping cats. They have a strange way of becoming completely immovable when they don't want to.

Terrifyingboi

Nora knows you said that. I would be very careful the next few days/weeks/months/years/forever

Todd Diesel

I do not fear the Nora cat... I would be the one that would let her in (SCP creeper levels don't scare me)

SCD

He indeed put up a sign, and it says "Caution: Sleeping Cat".

CrimsonQuill086

Heck, this is the same as any of our cats! XD

ThirdKind

A sleeping Nora blocks your path. Play the pokeflute?

CrRAR

Barkeep: "Soooo, how one of Edinmire's finest doin' ta'day?"<br><br>"Cats. Cats! Captain has me chasing nuisance cats around town. Most, <i>eh</i>, ya yell and wave- they skedaddle. BUT- Get this, we had this one... right stubborn thing, tried poking it, taking a shovel to it, ran a live carriage over it hopin' to scare it something fierce. Nothing! Not a thing. Last thing, we tried haulin 'er off, with CHAIN. Some of that thick castle gate type stuff! It SNAPPED. The thing slept SOUNDER... and started purring seductively. Go figure that one!"<br><br>"Tsh. World's goin' crazy. Got all the figurin' ya need right here."<br><br>*serves beer*

Thisguy

*puts up sign* “Kick cat if you want to live permanently as another animal (and opposite gender)”

Thisguy

Pft. A Basitin would wake her up and ask her politely to move.

Roughlandin

Spin the wheel of transformations! For kicking the cat, you get... *spins* ...A black sooty smudge on the ground! Congratulations!!!

Terrifyingboi

Nora: how do you know my secrets?!

Andrew Copsey

I am reminded of a bunch of rednecks trying to pull a certain hammer out of a hole.

Anonymous

Now watch Trace come along and pick her up like it’s nothing. xD

metalman20
>>42985234

even better/funnier if trace had a emotionless face as he did it. trace would just be like ah damn it nora, every time with this lolol