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No Pets Allowed (Patreon)

Published:
2021-02-08 20:43:16
Imported:
2026-06
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Trace and Flora encounter some resistance while on a date, suggested by Kamonster!

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Elvenhunter84

"Is Trace Legacy gonna have to dark magic a bitch?"

Benjamin J Tamm

Snarky man nearby: "Yet they hired you."

David Gipe

Time to see Flora's rare combat skills at work. THROTTLE HIM!

Emmerich Zekker

With that in mind, i just imagine flora with chun lee move set

Wolf guy

Trace is going to chew out the mama her and destroy that places reputation

Onyx Dragon 388

If someone said that to me I’d Break their face

James Vineyard

Little does anyone know, the guy is meaning the pocket Nora in the handbag Flora's holding.

Saberbeam

Hehe, nice touch having the "Suggested by" on the sign as well, but sorry to say Kamonster that Flora might just come come after you as a result 😂

CrimsonQuill086

Trace: What do you mean, 'No Pets'? Doorman: Sir, we have a reputation to uphold within this fine establishment. Our restaurant is proud to have been fleabag free for the past century, and your...consort, by our rules, is classified as a 'pet'. She can't come in. Flora: I am no one's pet, you snob! Doorman: Such manners! No, we clearly can't have that sort of language in our dining. Trace: Do you have any idea how long it took us to get a reservation here? Doorman: Does it look like I care? No pets, and that's final Flora: ...Trace, smite him. Trace: ...For once, I think I will. Doorman: I must insist, sir, that you lea- -BAMF- Doorman: -BaGAWK! Trace: Well, we'll just go down to Adira's place instead. Her food's better anyway. Flora: Thanks dear. Hey, we could take him with us-look, he's laying an egg! Trace: I am NOT eating anything that these pompous arses have to offer! Come on, darling. Let's go. Door...man? Hen? -Cluck-cluck BAWK! Cat Nora: Ah, so he finally got the hang of that spell...well, I think I'll leave you there, to think about what you've done.

Silent Thunder

“No PETS?! This is my WIFE, you dolt!”

Fennex

Good ol racism

Estragon

Jackass doesn't know who he's dealing with.

Chalo

I foresee a burning restaurant in the near future.

G

Just something everyone should think about. For many, many people out there, this sort of thing is their reality. Everywhere they go they sneered at, looked down on or denigrated like this. And if they raise their fist against it, THEY are the ones who get into trouble, because the law is not on their side. If the minority is treated poorly enough (much like Keidran in the comic) they could easily find themselves in mortal danger if they try.

JasonAW3

Trace casts 'froggy morph' on the doorman! It's super effective!

ElderScrollsMekkan

You're about to get the Edinmire Outfit treatment, buddy, if you don't back down and start making exceptions right now! I love their reactions since I'd be pretty mad too. Especially Trace the way he's glaring at the maitre'd like, "What... did you say... about *my* wife!?" And I still love how beautiful Flora looks in that dress ^w^ nice of it to make a return!

Roughlandin

Later that same evening... Maitre D'bag: "I'm sorry, madam. But the sign IS clearly marked." Laura: "Hmmph. I see... Well, in that case, we'll just take our business elsewhere! C'mon, dear." *Yanks Keith's leash.* Keith: "Hrrk! ...I wanted to try out that new Tiger Grill place down the street, anyway. You can cook your own meats right at the table!" Laura: *Laughs.* "Oh, honey... Pets don't sit at the table!"

Roughlandin

What a jerkface! I'm sure Adira will be able to accommodate the lovely couple at the Riftwall East. This date night has merely been diverted. Romance will find a way! Great work as always, Tom!

Sleepyboi

This is all Kamonster's fault! It even says he suggested this "No pets" policy. I don't know what he's got against Keidran but this will not stand! (I'm kidding of course, this is hilarious.)

Thisguy

I’m sure he’ll regret it later, once Nora gets involved...

Roughlandin

Adira's food IS probably better, anyway. Lol, I like it, Quill! :D

Sapph Wolf

Someone's about to get scratched up.

cpttails

I'm sure things will change when the Chair of the Templar Consortium leaves a scathing review.

light snow wolf

Not sure if trace has his magic in this au or not but if he does this guys about to be in a bad place

donutguy

Maitre D'bag made me snicker

Elijah Jackson

I'm surprised Tom didn't link the Dreaded Dress Question sketch to this.

Duke of J

Doorman suddenly burst into flames. 1/10

Salodni Ikkis

Looks like someone's about to be mauled. Only question is, by whom.

Arthur Horienk

Trace and Flora can just find someplace else to eat. The place clearly has no idea who they are turning away.

RivCA

Wow. Two Story Comments in one sketch from the resident bear. The best part is, I've actually seen something along these lines. Truth is stranger than fiction, indeed!

Roughlandin

One from bear, lol! The one above mine is courtesy of Crimson Quill. XD

Rick K

"PET!!! I'll have you know that I'm also a trained, certified emotional support companion! I try to calm him down, and try to patch up whomever triggered him. He's improving, because he hasn't mauled anybody in weeks. But a relapse would be especially nasty."

CrimsonQuill086

Thank you! I'm very happy you liked it. :)

e Pon

That's pretty messed up prejudice right there.

weaselodoom

Cuts to next scene with maitre'd teleported to the moon covered with claw marks.

Alysandir

Something tells me the maitre'd is about to get a different kind of "yelp!" review, courtesy of tiger teeth.

KaiserDunk

Maybe Trace will buy the restaurant in order to fire the maitre’d.

Kurtis Ryan

Can their be another pic of this guy with his hair on fire?

Simone Writes

sorry trace, you will have to watch from the window