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MAG016 - Arachnophobia - Deluxe (Patreon)

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2020-12-18 16:01:01
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Case #0150409

Statement of Carlos Vittery regarding his arachnophobia and its manifestations

WARNING: Contains spider images on Page 7 (Appendix)

Text on P7 replicated here for reference:

John's handwriting on side of page:
"I do not know which assistant attached these photos but they are not relevant and should be removed."

Image: Egg sac of a common house spider

Image: Spider encasing its victim in web



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LainyJP

Love S1 Jon defending Major Tom! ❤

Anonymous

Me, knowing perfectly well this statement involves spiders, and that there was a warning: WHY ARE THOSE PHOTOS THERE? Jon and I, kindred spirits I suppose.

Amalie Kirstine

This is the most important deluxe transcript. extremely important

ThirdFromTheLeft

Ahhhhhh! I love these so much. I knew this would be good as soon I saw which one it was. Jon continuing to be a cat person TM and having nothing but good things to say about Major Tom was great. All the commentary was so, so good. Poor Jon. Martin: i will impress jon by picking out excellent spider photos Jon *vividly flashing back to horrific childhood trauma*: ….these are not relevant and should be removed. obviously only due to their lack of relevance and not for any other reason.

sAZAndorable

aaahahhahahahhahaha oh my god. the cat comments are also amazing

Eben Taylor

I love this one so much, I knew I was in for a treat. Full disclosure, I didn't know I would be getting this as a patreon reward and I am so excited to read more of them. It gives me nostalgia for season 1 Jon, my favorite Jon.

NotAVandyGirl

Carolos: So, I was being stalked by a ghost spider... Jon: Eh, you’re probably just crazy. Carlos: My cat saw the spider and ran away! Useless cat! Jon: HOW DARE YOU?!?!

Miles Sumida

I only just noticed that the mug used to kill the spider had a "stylized blue owl" on it, was the Eye just being incredibly petty that day?

Miles Sumida

Was that last page with the pictures a reference to the long running battle over whether to include a picture of a spider on Wikipedia's arachnophobia page?