***TOP SECRET MESSAGE SENT FROM THE HEART OF THE VIGOOR EMPIRE*** (Patreon)

I will make this quick, since I don't have much time, the streets are crawling with soldiers and they don't take kindly to unsanctioned visits here... 

I have been in the city of Tairon, the capital of the ruthless Vigoor Empire for at least a week now, collecting data on the fiends and landmarks of this accursed city. I'd like to let you know what part of the world this land can be found, but even I'm not too sure after my arrival via airship... I have already somehow explored an Egyptian Tomb AND Mayan Pyramid...

My reconnaissance of this city is going well, though the size of the data I've acquired so far is substantial.

Thankfully thanks to the generous patrons of my adventures, without which this mission would have been impossible, I was recently able to purchase another hard drive with which to archive the footage of my time here behind enemy lines. 

The old man who sold it to me here said he could upgrade its capacity in exchange for the "souls of my enemies". I told him that I already have to take an "L" on the conversion rate from Dollars to Pound Sterling on Patreon and I don't think they offer a Pounds to "souls of my enemies" conversion on Paypal.

Nevertheless my mission here is proceeding smoothly and my full report on these events will be completed as soon as possible. 

Anyway I must go now, to deliver you this update I've held up in an alleyway next to what looks like a giant XBOX logo. I haven't seen any product placement elsewhere here, not even a McDonald's, so I was assuming this was probably some kind of USSR style communist nation, but looks like Microsoft can afford marketing even in the most remote authoritarian country. 

Hmmm... how am I gonna get down from here?