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Last Action Hero (Patreon)

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2023-06-17 12:00:04
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Last Action Hero | Canadian First Time Watching | Movie Reaction | Movie Review | Movie Commentary

Full length/Unedited: https://www.patreon.com/Cinebinge https://www.instagram.com/cinebingechannel/ Merch: https://www.cinebinge.ca BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/cinebinge.bsky.social Simone & George are reacting to The Last Action Hero for the first time! Canadians React! 00:00 - Intro 01:51 - Last Action Hero 39:09 - Discussion Subscribe | Like | Share | Comment Early Access & Full Reaction available on Patreon! #moviereaction #moviereview #lastactionhero Instagram: @cinebingechannel Instagram: @simone.swan Movie Reactions: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLN1ts9cZbHakYDfILlxWOp8Rwm60i6s31 The Witcher Reactions: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLN1ts9cZbHakPpBOOSyThaEu9GBs7h5af Squid Games Reaction: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLN1ts9cZbHakSIA0kJIJkUmcxmms0m_Q0 Band of Brothers: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLN1ts9cZbHanBD7cksu-blgCyxZOJrgT0 Blind Playthrough: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLN1ts9cZbHan3qPNF7wNbOvo653VjhxOR

Comments

Jeff K

I admit part of me was hoping to see George’s face on the kid’s body in the poster as part of the thumbnail, but I won’t begrudge giving Simone the spotlight after she spent months ripping curls and injecting steroids and HGH to get that jacked for it. That’s dedication that deserves to be rewarded.

Matt O'Keefe

Maybe they could watch Amadeus soon?

Magnificent Gojira

'Killing Mozart' thing references Amadeus by Milos Forman. F. Murray Abraham played Salieri

Blacky

Speaking of "Death", I would strongly recommend 2006 "Terry Pratchett's Hogfather" from Sky. Yes it's a British made-for-tv two parter, but don't let that stop you, it is absolutely incredible. Both in production value, and in characters and writing. Won 3 BAFTA. And it has probably the most famous and one of the best interpretation of Death. And many more other characters.

Reiji Kobayashi

If I could go into a movie . . . it depends on whether I could get out again. For example, I doubt I could live with the lack of modern technology in Middle Earth. Not to mention how terrible sanitary conditions must be.

j c

The "killing Mozart" thing is referencing "Amadeus", a movie that is good but in no way shape or form historically accurate

Mikael Brink Frederiksen

It's been a while since I saw this movie, but I remember it fondly :D In regards to the Mozart thing, perhaps it is both a reference to Amadeus, as many have already mentioned, but maybe also since the mob boss is called Vivaldi, it might be a small gag? I don't remember if there are other composer references though, so I could be way off on that part, but the Amadeus thing is probably the most likely

Robert Cooper

Ok, George's confusion tells me you really need to see Amadeus.

Robert Cooper

Also, 555 exchange is reserved for numbers used by the phone company itself. 555-1212 is the same as 411 directory assistance, for example. Movies used 555 numbers because if you called them, you wouldn't actually bother a real person.

MongoTheElder

No, 555 numbers are not generally issued. The only 555 number I know is 555-1212 for directory assistance (like 411).

MongoTheElder

The La Brea Tar Pits are naturally occurring asphalt seeps near downtown LA that captured a lot of animals over the last 20,000 years. An enormous number of Dire Wolf skulls have been extracted from the pits along with Giant Sloths, Saber-toothed Cats, and Mastodons. https://tarpits.org/

A Red Mage Named Blue

"He looks like an alien" interesting comment. I hope you get to watch more MiB. No reason

REDR58
>>110929462

However, sometimes real numbers are used that would, at the time of the movie’s release play a recording related to the film (basically a sort of advertising or marketing) but every once in awhile a real number is used (chosen at random at the time, perhaps?) that would be someone’s private line or is now a real, in-use number. I can think of several movies in my collection with non-555 numbers.

Kamil Kydlicek

Simone should expand her vocabulary because i will die laughing from magic something and something something it is so hilarious dont do this to me guys :D

Sol-Edge

I love this movie, man this brings back memories

Nate Gavin

Another excellent Charles Dance movies from the 80s - The Golden Child!

Brendan Rafferty

Conan the Destroyer was a PG rated mess that was rushed into production with a hack writer and director who had no understanding of the character or his world.

Blacky
>>110923445

And to be clear, the "killing" part is not a spoiler; they can still watch the film. But explaining what or why would be, so....

Brendan Rafferty

Cool trivia: early in the film, when the kid is watching Hamlet in school and the teacher rolls her eyes as she explains who Laurence Olivier is, saying you might know him from Clash of the Titans… Olivier (a noted classical actor) was mocked and embarrassed for playing such hammy part in a cheesy movie… the actress playing the teacher who rolled her eyes when mentioning Olivier being in Clash of the Titans was Joan Plowright… Laurence Olivier’s wife.

Brendan Rafferty

Actor Chevy Chase has a cameo that lasts two seconds. He was famous for doing broad comedic falls when he was a cast member on Saturday Night Live. His entire two second cameo in this film is doing a broad comedic fall at the movie premiere as Jack Slater pushes him out of the way

Brendan Rafferty

Yes. There were many great old movie theaters in Time’s Square that were enormous and multi tiered and beautifully decorated. Long gone now

Jeff Barnes

I still watch TV-TV. I have cable with upper tier channels, but no premium channels. I still have a VCR too. And its hooked up. I don't know why I almost feel embarrassed writing that.

Happy Hanukkah

So you've enjoyed this movie directed by John McTiernan. As well as Predator, Die Hard, and The Hunt for Red October. Surely The 13th Warrior (1999) is the logical next step... (Do it, if only to assuage my sadness at George not mentioning Anthony Quinn as part of the stacked cast.)

REDR58
>>110945310

And Red Sonja is basically a Conan movie with Arnold playing Conan with a different name.

REDR58
>>110948126

Don’t feel embarrassed. When I moved into my house I found a Winegard antenna in the attic that has a sticker on it saying it’s for “Black and White and Color TV”! So it’s at least 40 years old. The antenna works perfectly for digital TV with my various TVs in the house and even makes the FM receiver (which I still use!) on my home theater equipment actually useful.

Andrew Charles

They don't use real phone numbers in (most) movies because crazy people call them. Even from songs. The owners of 862-4368 tried to sue AC/DC because of the huge number of crank calls they received after the song "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" was released (which actually says 36-24-36-Hey!)

MrRuss50

was hoping to see if they recognized sharon stone playing her basic instinct character that they just watched :(

D. Kennedy

I still watch regular tv, I think alot of ppl do actually. Honestly I'll put on streaming service just because I'm bored.

D. Kennedy

It's always a 555 number in films because ppl do actually call the numbers in films. I believe they started doing that because ppl were actually dialing the numbers in movies so if everything is a 555 number, it wouldn't matter.

Jeromy M
>>110926743

Depending on your practical knowledge of modern technology, you'd be a god among mortals by reproducing the easier stuff. Not to mention, having prior knowledge of the plot, would be similar to the almanac in Back to the Future.

Gary Poussard

For a bit of context, when the film was released it was up against Jurassic Park which naturally beat it. The movie was bit ahead of its time with all the meta elements and it didnt really connect with audiences at the time, over the years people have given it more of chance but it was a very expensive flop in 1993.

Peter Hudson

I believe kevlar is less useful after it's been damaged, something about how the material is weaved and the weave being interrupted. I'm pulling from something I heard probably like 7 years ago, so it might not be totally accurate.

Peter Hudson
>>110969689

And in Saving Private Ryan, what I don't think people realize when seeing that guy take his helmet off is that he's been stunned. The bullet hitting his helmet knocked him out of his senses, and when he took it off and rubbed his head that was him instinctively trying to get them back; when he was interrupted by a sniper shot. At least that's my take, people yell at him in every reaction like he's an idiot but I think it was slightly more understandable than that.

FrancescoTakesItEasy

I haven't watched regular TV for over a decade now, but the main reason is that almost all of the media I consume is in English, but I'm from Germany, and I don't wanna watch stuff that has been dubbed. Also, I have almost 1,000 movies and counting on disc on my shelf, plus about 100 seasons of TV, and I subscribe to a bunch of streaming services, so there really is no need to have access to regular TV for me.

golfextreme

Definitely looks like Amadeus needs to be added to the list. Fantastic movie, but as has been stated previously, not historically accurate.

Stewart Denew
>>110924913

Oh absolutely, its great stuff. The other ones that were made are good too, but they really knocked it out of the park with Hogfather.

Alan Kobb

It's your friendly neighborhood fossil here. I worked as a movie usher back in the 1980s. I think it was my sophomore year of college and that summer I worked at a garden store during the day and the movie theater at night. The establishment had two cinemas. I think usher was a bit of a grandiose title. I helped dish out the popcorn before the movie and cleaned up between the seats after the movie, and in-between I spent the entire summer standing in the back, watching the same three movies, Richard Pryor and John Candy in Brewster's Millions, Porky's Revenge (starring nobody you've heard of), and Weird Science. This was the summer of Back To the Future and Goonies and I got to watch the bottom of the barrel. Don't bother polling on these. Nobody wants to watch them. (maybe Weird Science, but probably not.) I must have seen each one a dozen times or more. I don't know when ushers disappeared, but after that summer the theater was torn down and replaced with a 14-screen multiplex without ushers.

Anthony James Marshall

I worked as a movie Usher till this time next year. No fancy uniform I just took tickets and made sure people stayed off the phones and didn't talk during the film

Anthony James Marshall

F Murrey Abraham won an Oscar for AMEDEUS as Salieri. Salieri was a composer at the same time as Mozart who at the end of his life suffering from dementia would claim he killed Mozart. That idea became a play (Ian McKellen actually originated the Salieri role on stage) and that became a great film

Anthony James Marshall

Also, no one appears to have mentioned it but the stuff with Death is a real movie from Sweden called THE SEVENTH SEAL which was of those movies that always shows up in greatest of all time lists

jmundt33a

And this was panned at the time. They thought it would crater Arnold’s career.

jmundt33a

I’d probably pick Oscar. As long as I didn’t end up as one of Vendetti’s henchmen, it’d be pretty cool. And most rom coms are fairly safe.

jmundt33a

My luck, I’d get dragged to a retro screening of Wicker Park and wind up randomly screaming “What the hell is WRONG with you people?!” As a random waiter in a restaurant or an audience member in a play. Shoot. I was so excited by the question, I forgot how Patreon’s paragraph system works.

Crystal

speaking of running thru different genres, there is a movie called "Stay Tuned" with John Ritter & Pam Dawber as a suburban couple who get a new satellite system from hell, literally (devilish baddie played by the principal from Ferris Buellers Day Off) who have to run a gauntlet of shows to survive. game shows, animation, etc. I thought it was pretty fun. but definitely not a popular movie

Happy Hanukkah
>>111054957

The principal being played by Jeffrey Jones, whom they also saw in The Hunt for Red October. He also appears in Amadeus, which is getting some deserved love in these comments. (I see no need to rehash his personal issues.)

Kevin Kerr

Did they miss Robert Patrick?

BubblyRainbows
>>111054957

He was also in "Howard the Duck." I didn't realize he was in "Amadeus," which I never saw, and even though I did see "The Hunt for Red October," I don't remember him being in it at all.

John J Kim

I love how you two did this right around when the film turned 30! June 18, 1993 it premiered across the US.

Ashley Minor

I was actually an usher who worked up to a projectionist in the 00s.

Endling_king
>>111054957

God I havent thought about "Stay Tuned" in so damn long. ugh, I may need to rewatch that!