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Citation Needed Launch Party!!!! (Patreon)

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2017-05-12 01:44:07
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2026-06
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Hey patrons,The day is upon us. Citation Needed will officially launch on Wednesday, May 17th and we need your help to make it a smash.First and most importantly....DOWNLOAD THE SHOW. Download it on your phone. On your friends phone. Steal the phones of strangers and download it on their phone. It will massively affect whether or not we get onto New and Noteworthy on Itunes as well as our ability to sell ads (Don't worry patrons you'll never hear those nasty ads. We would never do that to you)Second. PARTY WITH US!!! We'll be doing our first ever quarterly Q and A on a LiveStream on the Citation Needed Facebook Page on Wednesday, May 17th at 9PM Central and 10 PM eastern but as promised you get first dibs on questions so leave em below and tune in for a live stream and celebration of this brand new baby as we launch it to the universe. Will heath drink an entire bottle of jameson to celebrate? Will Tom bench press Cecil? Will Eli show his genitals? Tune in to find out.But Patrons? You will always hold the number one spot in our hearts. No matter how famous we get. We loved you first.The Citation Needed Crew

Comments

Daniel Kirsten

Are you guys ever gonna have guests on who aren't kidnapped despots?

Daniel M.

Will "The Worst Thing This Week" possibly become a Citation Needed segment?

Sarah Fullerton

I like how you didn't need to add, Will Noah go on an angry rant? That's just a given...

Devil Doc Josue

Who is the most terrorfied when it is Eli's turn to do stuff?

Shane

Love the show. I assume we need to subscribe to both patreon AND iTunes to help out. I will be downloading both 2 times per day to boast numbers and advertise on twitter and Facebook.

Charles Pickering

That'll be my 24th birthday! 2 reasons to celebrate with a beer! Q: I always wondered how many hours you guys typically work a week (roughly) to create all of your shows. With all the planning, recording and editing, I'm sure it's much more than a case of "press record, talk, upload". Is there room in your schedule for any further productions?

Shane

Weekly or bi weekly schedule?

Kimberly

Will you ever go longer than 30 minutes!?! :)

Shane

There is already an iTunes podcast called Citation Needed. DO NOT listen to that. You will be very disappointed. No racist jokes.

Kyle

Question for each of the hosts. If you could (or were forced) to freaky Friday switch with one of the other four hosts, who would you switch with and who would you be most terrified of having a go in your body?

Deathclaws086

What made you decide on a show with all you guys in it? Other than you guys rock together?

Yaro Kasear

If you all go on a highway to Hell, can I ride with you?

Wiseass Wendy from Atlantic Canada

I love this show. Can't get enough of all 5 of you… just wish Lucinda was the sixth host. My question is, will you ever do a live show in Eastern Canada? Not Ontario and Quebec… the real East… the Atlantic Coast…the Maritime Provinces? Please look at a map before answering this! 😜 Love you tons! 😉

Tim Pieper

Serious question for all of you: What are your most trusted or favorite sources for news? Fun question for all of you: If you were going to be stuck on a desert island with Ray Comfort, what three things would you bring with you?

Richard Kvetchnik Moreau

Serious question: I would love to learn to know you more, I know it's a bit creepy, but the thing that got me seriously hooked on everything Eli did was when I heard him talk about his background and his experience with bullying and how that has motivated him to do what he does. I loved it when Tom and Cecil talked about how they met, what they thought about each other. I know that may not be this show, which seems to have a pretty "fixed" format, but maybe something extra for us super-awesome patrons :-D ? Anyone else out there thinking like me ?

Andrew

How many hours a week do you guys actually work to bring us so much content across all the various podcasts you produce, not to mention others you guest on? Is this sustainable and are you ever going to take a break (I don’t want any of you to burn out – obviously this doesn’t include Tom who does no work anyway)? As you spend most of the time taking the piss out of each other try and say something genuinely nice about one of your fellow hosts.

Precious Cinnamon Bun

That's the exact worst time for a live stream. It's four in the morning for me. Don't get me wrong - I'll be there... Can't you do a live show in Sweden to make it up? :/

Patrick Walters

I'm so happy the five of you are collaborating! I will be a patron as long as I don't have to buy a bomb shelter. Q. Are you all planing on attending more cons in the following years?

Ghost of old Nonk Jones

Does anybody else completely ignore the purpose of neopolitan like Cecil? I mean why the fuck do you even buy it?

Carol McGreevy

Will you guys ever do a live show in Florida?

Leslie Marchant

I know Eli has a pug, and Noah has a cat with diabeeetus. How about the other guys? Do Heath, Tom, and Cecil have pets? Tell me more about your cat, Noah! Look at my butt!

DA Smith

Do Noah and Heath go by "Noah" and "Heath" in your personal lives? Or do you use given names outside the show?

Crail Creations

Can't wait! I love every one of you guys! It was fun meeting you all, in person, at ReasonCon. Question for each of you to answer: If you had to choose one thing, what would you say you are most passionate about? Doesn't have to be related to any of your shows, of course. Thank you for putting out more amazing content for us! P.S. I'm pretty sure I was the very first patron for this show. I signed up while you guys were still announcing it at ReasonCon. Haha. That just makes me happy for some reason. See ya Wednesday!

Tedcruz Forhumanpresident

I remember a diatribe that mildly implied that Noah's mom called him Noah. She got on board with the podcast thing pretty quick ^.^

Ann Pollard

How does Noah justify changing his name to please the Ken Ham-sters? Why is Heath named after a candy bar? And wouldn't Bosnick be a lovely name for a girl?

Paul Barton

Can you ask the team what they most value in a pair of shorts?

Jake The Fake Jake (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-18 01:00 So, will this video be available afterwards, I really want to watch but I will be cooking on a train during the time. :( P.s. I love you.
2017-05-14 00:26

citationpod

Yes. It will live on the facebook page.

The Rockin' Donkey

Not a question, rather a comment. Since Eli accepted my Facebook friend request I am now friends with both a man that kissed Bill Gates' nipple and a man that licked Ray Comfort. My life is complete.

Yara Kadulina

Of course Eli will show his genitals 🙄

McDrunky

Since podcast inbreeding is en vogue; have Tom and Cecil considered doing a movie review show? You know something like Everyone's a Critic, but entertaining. Or failing that just with a higher dick joke count because inserting dicks into every possible situation has worked out soo well for Eli and his guinness book of world records for restraining orders (Congratz Eli BTW). Glory hole you glorious bastards.

McDrunky

Also Eli... I understand that Heath volunteered for tribute when you asked for a fluffer at reason con. However in order for a safe word to work you have to make sure your partner maintains consciousness. I have the transcripts from you numerous meeting with Andrew who has told you that your patent pending Eli's jello pudding pops are not only copyright infringement but that level of sedatives are extremely dangerous for human consumption.

Foxx Navarro

Question: what do you all think of Linda Sarsour?

Danni McInnis

As a fellow magician, I would like to ask Eli if being a performer in magic had an effect on his atheism and what effect it had. Also what do you Guys think of Derren Brown?