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The Host's Fictional Bios (Patreon)

Published:
2024-12-31 19:14:33
Imported:
2026-06

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This episode was inspired by our tall tales episode. We each take a crack a writing another host's fictional bio. This was supposed to be a Christmas Episode but was delayed.

Comments

Sammypt

Merry New Year!

outaspaceman

“Duct Tape” can also be used as a temporary “gag” in many situations..👍

outaspaceman

..as well as sealing ducts..😬

Jo

They were all good, but Tom is a poet.

outaspaceman

Annnnnd… thank you so much for the entertainment you’ve provided this year..👍 My fav bit this year..?the noises Eli made as he tried to scramble back onto the rocks in the Fish-Erotica show..😃👍

AtheistEagleScout

Noah, there is nothing you can do that could possibly make 2025 worse than it's going to be

Gmork

Could Heath have been any more cruel ? 😀

J. Vizzle

With all the comments about the length of the podcast being an hour or more, i just wanted to say more is more in this case. If the runtime is 8 hours per episode, I would be totally okay with that. I don't know how everyone else feels, but I imagine I'm in the majority.

Auntie Jen

Between Citation Needed and GAM I am still sane. Seriously. Thank you guys.

Oke518

NEW LORE DROP!

J. Vizzle

I never wanted this episode to end.

Patricia Lucas

I was listening to the episode where Heath tells the story of his birthday dinner and Eli's card being declined LITERALLY right before this! It was mentioned in Where Is Good 🤣

Auntie Jen

I love this episode. Thanks for helping me ring in my new year.

KeepingThePlatesSpinning

Ok but when did Noah become the #1 fan of Etruscans? This seems like the most important moment.

Jared Harris

So now that you’ve established even more lore, when is Eli going to read Citation Needed erotic fan fiction?

Julie Wine&Reason

I laughed so hard, out loud while walking to the store, I made a neighbor nervous. Thank you!

WelcomeToFalse

I’m barely a quarter of the way through Heath’s bio, and I’m already crying. Now, I know how Noah felt about DJP’s hypothetical AIDS.

NicoNico

This is my favorite episode. 🤌🏽

Sylke Dixon

This episode is perfection 👌🏽

Perseus Barahona-Molina

Funny thing, pupusas are a Salvadorean type stuffed tortilla food so I was so confused when I heard that. lol

Sammypt

That’s a thing?!? Oh my goodness! That’s an orgy I want to hear about and no doubt participate in!

Sammypt

Same for me as well! Had a head cold this new years and didn’t care to “celebrate” in any way other than listening to my favorite crew!!!

Sammypt

Eli’s babysitters’ cousins best friend became an oncologist and made their family VERY proud! Eli has so many good people he is connected to! That’s awesome! ;) lol

Tony Duncan

I assumed the John Gardner stuff was part of the lie but JESUS.

Jeremy Kerwin

Ok, when Eli did the 'harrow' during apropos of nothing, I fracking lost it laughing

J. Vizzle

Seeing this comment in 2026, I can now confirm this comment was prescient.

AtheistEagleScout

Now I need to re listen to see what I was commenting about :)