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The Jamestown[a] settlement in the Colony of Virginia was the first permanent English settlement in the Americas. It was located on the northeast bank of the James (Powhatan) River about 2.5 mi (4 km) southwest of the center of modern Williamsburg.[1] It was established by the Virginia Company of London as "James Fort" on May 4, 1607 O.S. (May 14, 1607 N.S.),[2] and was considered permanent after a brief abandonment in 1610. It followed several failed attempts, including the Lost Colony of Roanoke, established in 1585 on Roanoke Island. Jamestown served as the colonial capital from 1616 until 1699.

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Kurt Montandon

"Jonestown" probably would've been more appropriate right now ...

CarrieBoo

Love me a good "trash the idiot colonists" episode.

Chad from Cincinnati

I frequently describe you guys as my imaginary friends.... my only friends....

Max

Read this as JonesTown first. Thought "wow the guy really wanna test what they can make jokes of"

Jon Pierson

It was so interesting to hear how how your fuckwitted ancestors fared after we fucked the useless cunts out of The England. Virginia.

Jon Pierson

(Now you know where Douglas Adams got the idea for the Golgafrincham Ark Fleet Ship B.)

Dean A. Batha

Only one barber? So who cuts the barber's hair?