Kariom (Patreon)

L: We've hyperfixated on Re-Animator (1985), and tell me Kariom isn't just Herbert West in a different font.

• Has the Great Mission and expects everyone to get on board.

• Manipulative, throws edgy sarcastic phrases like it’s his first language.

• Refuses to admit when he’s wrong (because he never is, obviously).

• Thinks social skills are irrelevant.

• Has only one person by his side who must be his partner (without his consent, of course).

• A genius in his area, but also the reason everything keeps going wrong.

So, of course, we had to slip in a tiny reference to honor this legendary source.