AH SHIT, IT'S ANOTHER MONTH. (Patreon)

Time sure is a thing, aint it?

I've been super busy as of late with quite a few things. First off, I started a new job, which has been taking up most of my time. Second, I'm working on a new animation that is an absolute sin and I'm not sure if I should be making this, but you've read book one of Third Eye so you know what I'm capable of and are still here, so I dunno. Finally, I'm of course working on the first draft of book two, which is about 89% done.

That's what all my time has been going to, and why I haven't been able to make any supplemental videos. As an apology, how about I let you guys see the animation I'm working on once it's in a state of "good-to-be-shown-to-people, " that'll be in like a week or so.

For now, I'll show you some things from the extra rough and crunchy draft of book two. It's in a state where I'm basically writing dialogue and weird notes to myself as to what should happen. I plan on having it in an actual story from by the end of November as I did with the first one.

Here are some silly things I guess. I hope you enjoy this cop out.

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The way I'm writing things now, it's mostly written in a way that's meant just for me to read. I've changed some of it up so it's easier for you, a not me person can understand it.

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"You are wise being your years, young wizard." Selena said.

"I keep an open mind. There's no room for snobbery in appreciation. It's how we're able to learn." Tess replied, "Speaking of, now seems like a good time as any to ask who you are and why you're in our office."

"Oh, right, duh. I'm Selena, I'm a demon."

Tess internally pumps her fist

"You know Nick? I'm waiting for him to stop working so we can go do stuff."

"... the black guy who works in programming?"

"nah, he's not black. He's more like… brown, I'd say."

There's a moment of silent processing before Tess blurts out nervous laughter that depressurizes into normal laughter.

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"Okay, but see, this is a contest where they eat peaches." Nick loudly whispered.

'I know that! A little cannibalism is a small price to pay for commendation." said a talking peach.

"No, the judges eat the peaches, they're going to eat you, and you're going to die!"

"... I'm pretty sure you're wrong."

"What!?"

Someone in the crowd pointed to Nick and yelled "Hey! That guy's giving his peach secret tips!"

A contest official walked forward, "Young man, you can't help your peach during the competition. You'll have to wait with the other parents in the crowd."

He's knocked into the crowd by another flying watermelon. A farmer next to him leans over "heh, first competition? Yeah, it's always hard to let them leave the nest on their own."

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"... Question."

"Myeeess?"

"Am I supposed to feel like I'm going to explode?"

"Yes! Wait, no, but listen! Three whole heartbeat thing is tired to the bpm… the beats per minute of the song, when it's slow, it's like a resting heartbeat so we're-"

"Nick, I'm exploding. Get to the point."

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There's also times where I have multiple Ideas for something and I'm not sure which one works best. Instead of spending time decide which one I might like now as opposed to writing more, I write them all down and decide later.

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"Okay, I get it, this is a hustle." Selena said

"You sure?" Nick asked.

"More than sure. First off, curses get put on things, not people. That's a hex. Second, hexes and curses are stuff only demons can do, like this."

Her forearm and hand grow bulging bloodshot eyes before She violently points at a passerby and 

{causes his head to peel like a banana, revealing another head.

"That's gonna happen every time he smells grass."}

{causes all of his clothes to turn inside-out and backwards.}

{causing him to stop in his tracks.

"I like men now."}

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Selena shouted to the group, "Hey! This game doesn't need money to play! Looks like we can stop having a breakdown over quarters and actually do something."

"Oh. Oh! Hey! They have Undead Estate 2 for free here!? That's the best one! I'm surprised it's not swarming with people already." Nick pulls one of the lightning and his the start button. The angels come around the side to watch what they're doing. "This one's a classic, you play as a support so-..." He turns to the angels "... DOCTOR. And you're in this mansion where you… HELP… patients?"

The angels completely buy this big lie. He lets out a sigh of relief.

"Cool! I didn't know humans cured diseases with guns!" Selena pulls the lightgun from the 2P holster and starts blasting zombies square in the face, making their 1996 ass blood graphics splatter on the screen. "HAHAHA! LOOK AT ME! I'M A DOCTOR!"

The angels are one again, mortified. Nick takes this time to enjoy the few fleeing moments Selena will be happy.

"SCREW YOU, MOM!"

Moments later, Abatur has walled off the machine with yellow caution tape that reads "CAUTION: WRATHFUL ACTION"

"I hope you're happy. You think those zombies can get the 50cal treatment they need on their own? With their insurance? I don't think so."

"Wrathful games like that will only blur the line between fiction and reality." Sariel says.

Nick interjects, "Actually, there's never been a significant, proven correlation between violent video games and violent action. It's more due to-"

"We only want to make sure you do not feel compelled to shoot a real zombie on the street."

"... I…"

"We can always play angel games! They are harmless and help teach us lessons to-"

"No." Selena said sharply.

"Okay."

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Two last things, I'm planning on having book one completely, finished word-wise soon after I finish refining the rough draft of book two. Now having income, I can get character designs done, which can be used as an asset for the crowdfunding, and completely finish book one.

Apologies if this post is all over the place. Things are a bit hectic for me right now, but I'm still working towards stuff and making things. So... look out for things soon?

Okay, I'm love you, bye.