Princess vs Hero and Demon (Patreon)

It was the biggest fight that the land has ever known. It was a fight that was between the greatest hero that the lands have ever known, and the immortal and invincible demon king. For the past hour, the brave hero, stronger than a million men, clashed with the demon king that could destroy kingdoms with ease. The two clashed and clawed at each other with an intensity that could almost melt the very ground they were standing on. Anyone who was forced to witness this fight would probably have gone blind at the sight of how powerful their blows were against each other. The incredible powerhouses didn't care at all about the danger around them when they got in close, as the hero swung the most powerful blade ever forged, while the demon king was able to catch it between his obsidian hands. The two men only cared about finally ending a battle that had lasted over 10,000 years, between man and demon. Now, it shall be determined by one of them. The battle between the 7'3 blonde and powerful hero, and the humanoid lizard demon king with great demonic wings and large clawed hands.

While the two fought each other, one person was greatly annoyed by what she was witnessing. With her arms folded and her tongue clicking, the young woman only marched closer to the source of the fight. The young, beautiful princess was given the name of Roselia. Known all through the land for three things. Her immense beauty. Her petite size, less than five feet by a whole inch. Her BAD attitude. An attitude that had made her possibly the most infamous woman in all of the realms. Based on many factors, from her screams that would echo when she didn't get her way, or the pouting she could start on command. Oh, woe to anyone who tried to get in her way. At this very moment, two VERY annoying pests were in her way. Princess Roselia didn't care why these two men were fighting.

All that mattered to her was that the annoying twerps were fighting. Roselia marched down her path, her long, flowing raven hair nearly touching the ground, as her heels clicked against the sound of destroyed rubble. The princess, dressed in elegant white with fabrics that cost more than most houses, moved her sleeves up all the way to her elbows. The fury in her bright large eyes was one that could cause even the sun itself to shake in terror if a star could think. Princess Roselia didn't feel any awe when she gazed upon the hero, or any abjact terror at the horrible visage of the demon king. What she felt, like any proper princess in her mind, was a great annoyance. When she got close to the two powerful beings, the hero striking the invulnerable draconian scales of the demon king, the two did not notice her at all. That was, until the princess let out a mighty roar of hers.

"GET OUT OF MY WAY YOU ANNOYING PEASANTS!"

It was at that moment, both of them felt a small velvet glove go up against each of them. Pressing right against their chests, the princess barely pushed out with her hands. No real effort behind her arms, but that didn't matter to the hero and demon king in her way. The both of them HURTLED across the air, like they were plastic toys in comparison to her. The hero was sent right towards the sky as he flipped around, his heavenly armor that protected him from every other attack that a demon threw at him and wasn't even scratched by those attacks had just shattered from her push. The demon king, who's scales were more durable and harder than diamond, also exploded right off him from the touch and every scale on his body couldn't stop shaking. The hero and demon king both formed craters on the ground, and neither of them could get up from it without some great effort. The hero was in agony, and the demon king was in duress. None of them knew what had really hit them, and didn't even think of the princess who had pushed them. No, it had to be the other who had struck them, with an attack that neither of them saw coming. The speed was impressive, and both of the fighters were ready to strike each other at even greater.

The hero stood up, and felt his very bravery form around around him, forging a great sword. It was his special ability, and the sword, forged from his own spirit and strength, could slice down mountains if he swung with enough force. The evil king stood up on his hind legs, and breathed out an inferno to surround him, forging him armor that was made from hellfire itself. The hottest fire in the entire universe that quickly cooled, and turned the very air around him into the deadliest armor of all. The two super powerhouses charged right towards each other at speeds that they have never hit before. The hero moved with such speed that he even set fire to the area around him, given how fast he was running, while the demon king flew right at the hero, beating its own wings with enough force to flatten the rocks around them as they flew. The hero pulled his sword back and ready for a mighty swing, while the demon king felt its claws, covered in the hellfire armor, would be able to slash through anything in it's path. The two were ready to clash, and neither of them saw the princess in the way. A princes who had NO interest in either of them finishing their attacks, so she leaped in the air and with great power, KICKED the hero and the demon king square in the chest, as she growled at them.

"I SAID GET OUT OF MY WAY, NOW DO SO OR I'LL REALLY START HURTING YOU TWO!"

Her threat couldn't be heard by her victims, because the two she had just struck were in the worst pains in their entire lives. The hero had never felt this much pain in his life, even when he was dipped in lava in his fight with the Volcano Lord. The Demon King himself, in the trial to become the Demon King and faced infinite torture, would prefer the thousand years he suffered in the realm of torture again than be hit by a blow HALF as painful as this one. For the princess, the only thing on her mind is that these two annoying twits stopped getting in her way and let her grab what she wanted, so that they were nearly trudging on! The princess didn't care at all about what these idiots were doing, and had no respect for the hero who was to save all of humanity, or fear of the demon king, who had no problem with devouring the countless humans in his way. The two beings were equal in her eyes. Equally pathetic. The hero and demon were on their knees, holding their stomachs and trying their best not to vomit. Neither knew what had hit them, beyond that it seemed, impossible as it was, that the princess had struck them! Neither could explain why this had happened, or how it did. The hero didn't know why the princess had struck him, and the demon king couldn't believe that any human but the hero could harm them.

In that moment, without saying a word, both of the men were beyond offended. If the princess wanted to hurt them, than fine, they will hurt HER back! The demon king had no problem with slaying a human, but the hero only wanted to kick her ass to remind her of her place. Both of the men were not thinking about anything else but saving face after the pain they were dealt. It didn't matter morally what they were going to do with her, they just wanted to make sure that they had their egos saved. The hero felt his sword surge in power and size with greater power than anything he ever had before. It was more than double the power of the blade was when he battled the demon king. The king himself felt his muscles expand as he breathed in his own hellfire, harming himself greatly but at the same time, expanding his power to heights that he never used before because of the damage he could do to the whole world. The two men rushed forward, and almost in unison, were upon the princess and swung themselves at her. The sword going for her right arm, and the demon king was slashing with his great claws to her left arm. Neither of them is holding back at all with either of their blows. The princess didn't even look at the two of them when she lifted her arms up.

Her arms were thin, and she was puny in size compared to them. Despite her smaller size, she had NO problem at all with clenching tightly on both of the weapons of the men, and with a flex of her thin arms, sent the two men crashing right to the ground. The two beings didn't even register the attack on them, and just as they were about to consider what was going on, they were beset with an attack that they didn't even see coming. Her heels, heading right for their faces, and the two of them tried to protect against what looked to be glass-heeled slippers. The both of them were able to bring up their weapons to defend themselves against the heels, and they knew they would be protected. In fact, they may be able to harm her when she strikes against their weapons. Before the two of them even knew it, the great sword forged by the hero's bravery exploded on instant impact with the glass heels of the princess, and the demon screamed in agony as his own claws shattered on impact with the heels. These weren't heels forged by the power of man or demon, they were forged by the princesses fairy godmother. That meant the glass slippers EASILY destroyed the weapons, forged by man and demon, as if they were nothing. Both hero and demon didn't even believe what they were witnessing, but both of them did feel her heels dig right into their necks. The force of her feet upon them was as if she had placed a mountain on each of their necks. It was clear that if she so wanted, the both of them would be dead at this very moment. The only reason they survived was mercy from the princess.

Mercy that did not exist, however, on her lips.

"You two are pitifully annoying beings, and I tire of the noises you make as you whine and smack things like little children. Begone from my sight, and NEVER enter it again, or I will erase you before you even register that I saw you."

With her words, sharper than any knife and beaten into the men, she drove her feet down and nearly crushed both of them deeper into the earth than they two ever been in their entire lives. With both men dug deep into the core of the planet, the princess whipped her hair back and sighed. It really is deeply annoying how many people try to annoy her when she is getting flowers. Like all those boys marching off to battle, and she had to knock the heads of at least 250,000 of those boys. Or when those dragons and giants were all arguing over who will be consuming a herd of those gorgeous horses she wanted to ride, she used the giants as clubs to beat the dragons right out of the land. Even when the mountain a few miles away started to erupt, she didn't like the sound of it, so she just stopped the eruption with a thunderclap. It didn't matter to the princess; all of these problems were handled. All with extreme ease and with perfect grace. The princess grabbed the flower that she wanted, plucked it from the ground, and sniffed it. Aww, did it smell wonderful... it will look wonderful in a bouquet of roses that she'll give to her date tonight. Now won't they love these roses, and the story of how she got rid of two nasty peasants who were trying to trample all over them!