Tinker Bell (Part One) (Patreon)

It wasn’t every day this happened to Barbarian hoards, but it happened. The moment that they all lost. An unstoppable hoard of barbarians, known for their bloodshed and savagery, was finally stopped. What could have stopped an army of 150,000 super powerful musclebound warriors who loved bloodshed and death? It was a belief that the only thing that could stop them, was a natural disaster or a civil war among the barbarians. The idea that a foreign being could defeat the entire army made no sense, and had to be a fantasy. They were not wrong that it was a fantastical being that had defeated the army. It was no grand dragon or a genie who could warp reality or even a coven of powerful warlords who could warp reality. What defeated the entire army… was a fairy by the name of Tinker Bell.

This mighty army was marching to a kingdom to pillage it and burn everything to the ground as they took in legions of slaves, when they made a horrible mistake. One of the barbarians stepped on the leaf home of Tinker Bell. It was just meant to be a nice summer resort for Tinker Bell away from Neverland or her fairy friends, and Tinker Bell was in a micro tub enjoying the water when her home was destroyed by the leather boot of a barbarian. Tinker Bell was enraged by what had happened, as the boot just nearly hit her. Tinker Bell, naked and her long blonde hair flowing around her body, almost shook with her. Her perfect little skin almost becoming beat red as she beat her wings into the air, as she was growling and grinding her teeth in anger. Tinker Bell put on some clothes, and flew right up in the air.

Tinker Bell flew right to the nose of one of the barbarians, and folded her arms in anger at him. The barbarian didn’t even notice the tiny woman in his face, assuming it was a firebug, and so tried to swat her away. A hand headed right towards Tinker Bell, one larger than Tinker Bell herself. Tinker Bell saw the large hand coming for her, and she pouted in anger as she reached her hand out. Tinker Bell grabbed at a finger that was about as big as her, and she crunched the finger with her hands. The large barbarian let out a terrible scream as the rest of the barbarians around him were confused by what they were seeing and hearing. Some of them were wondering what rock he had stepped on, until an amazing sight happened. The large barbarian left the ground, having risen in the air.

It almost seemed like he was flying upside down, until he was swung right at another barbarian. The barbarian smashed into another barbarian like a human club, and knocked both men out. Tinker Bell wasn’t done using the club though, and swung him around as much as she wanted. Tinker Bell got a good look at all of the men around them, and could more than tell that these were not good men, but big dangerous and scary men. If they wanted to be so bloodthirsty, Tinker Bell thought, then let them taste blood! Their own blood! Tinker Bell was swinging around the barbarian, and for the most part, the horde didn’t see what was going on. Their were too many of them to notice a few men being thrown around like ragdolls, slamming them against others.

But the men being smashed by the barbarian held by a fairy noticed what was going on. They assumed that it was a deadly spirit, or something of that vein. Whatever was causing one of their own to fly around and attack them, they had to stop it. That meant ATTACKING their own ally, which none of the barbarians had a problem with. It’s not like any of them really cared for one another. Axes and swords and spears rushed out with astonishing speed at their broken and unconscious ally. All ready to chop him apart, but Tinker Bell had her own plans for the charging barbarians. Tinker Bell spun her whole body around as quickly as she could, turning the barbarian into a blue in the eyes of the other barbarians. Tinker Bell, still holding on to the man’s finger, spun him fast enough and hard enough, wore she sent him HURTLING right at the charging crowd.

The human missile crashed right through them, plowing through dozens of men. It was a devastating attack, but it had nothing on the NEXT attack, as he plowed through man after man. Because now, Tinker Bell was on the attack, rushing at the opposite side of her throwing the man. Tinker Bell saw a man holding a steel shield, and smirked as she got close to it. The shield was easily close to a hundred times Tinker Bell’s size, and more than 5 times as thick as her. The shield protected against just about any weapon that man could wield, and had served its wielder well. It didn’t even come close to protecting him when Tinker Bell punched the shield with a fist that was smaller than the eye of a baby crow.

The shield crumpled instantly from the force of her minuscule knuckles on it, as her wings beat hard and fast. Pushing her forward as she sent the barbarian man flying, as his shield crumpled around him and back from the force of her blow. The man was being forced back with speeds that no human ever reached before. His shield was destroyed, and so was most of his muscles as he went along. But Tinker Bell wasn’t done flying with her fist. Tinker Bell wasn’t going to use the man as a club, though, she was going to have fun with all of the men personally. Tinker Bell flipped her body and headed right towards another man, one covered in heavy armor that was to protect him from any bladed attack or arrow trying to skewer him. He thought he was ready for anything, but he didn’t even see Tinker Bell coming, which helped because of her minuscule size. The barbarian had no way to know that he was about to get smashed in the face by a tiny little girl fairy.

The barbarian more than felt the punch when it impacted against his helmet, crushing and flattening it, alongside his own face. The barbarian was flipped over, and Tinker Bell soared right at some of the other barbarians, as she beat her wings right at the barbarian she had punched. The man was sent flying by her wing beats, as if a giant wind tunnel just hit him full force. It was at this moment, the larger barbarian army had finally felt what was going on at this moment. Several events came up that was impossible to ignore, such as when Tinker Bell shattered battle axes by flying through them and kicking the men alongside them. Or ripping off the metal armor of men by the hundreds and throwing the remains of the destroyed army at others, practically caging them with the near melted iron and steel, given by the sheer speeds made by her shearing metal off of the men. Or when she sent a man flying with a kick to his jaw, took a bow and arrow that was besty a hundred times bigger than her, she knocked an arrow bigger than her, and fired it right at the air. The arrow fired high in the air, but the real impact was the sheer pressure of how fast she had fired the arrow.

It cause an explosion of pressure that sent men flying away from it, and all of them knocked out from the force. Tinker Bell wasn’t even close to done, as she headed right towards another crowd of barbarians. Heading at them at speeds that would be more like a comet than anything else. The barbarians didn’t see her coming, nor did they hear her. Because she flew right past them at Mach speed. While they didn’t hear Tinker Bell fly past them, they more than felt the burst of speed that came from Tinker Bell as she flew past them. The force of her speed caused a sonic boom that crashed right against the men, sending all of them flying across the area and their weapons and armor destroyed. Tinker Bell didn’t even intend for that to be an attack against the barbarians, instead, she was heading for a target to provide maximum damage against the barbarian army. The target that Tinker Bell was heading for, was a siege weapon.

A castle siege weapon, ready to attack and destroy the very walls of the castle. It was slowly being moved, and towered hundred of feet in the air and weighed several ton, needing dozens of bulls to pull it. It was beyond collosal to even the average man, so to Tinker Bell, it was like that of a mountain. It would be perfect for Tinker Bell. Tinker Bell headed right towards the ropes that the bulls were pulling, and sliced through them by flying through them. The bulls were freed by the cut ropes, and the shocking speed of the cut rope made the bulls panic, running around in a frenzy to escape the siege weapon. Many of the barbarians were knocked down to the ground by the charging bulls, but one barbarian lord was ready for the bulls. The barbarian lord squared his feet down, digging deep and one of the bulls charged right into him. While many of these large and powerful bulls easily slammed right through the other barbarians, he easily stopped his bull with no problem. With immense ease, he sent his bull attacker flying as if it weighed nothing to him. The barbarian lord beat his chest, letting all of them know to look at him.

Many of the barbarians knew what the lord was, as he was a famous and powerful warrior. A powerful and dangerous man, who was able to kill just about anyone who was in his way. He was one of the leaders of the entire barbarian horde, one who had no problem killing any of the barbarians when they were in his way. Which was why they all listened to him. Any who didn’t would be the first to learn his wrath, as he pointed at the flying Tinker Bell in the sky. His bellowing voice being heard by thousands of Barbarians.

“THAT LITTLE FAIRY THINKS SHE CAN STOP US?! FIRST MAN TO GIVE ME HER WINGS, GETS TO HAVE THE PRINCESS IN NEXT KINGDOM FIRST!”

At that, every barbarian roared, got their weapons ready, and all wanted to chop apart the tiny little Tinker Bell. Tinker Bell fluttered in the sky, looking down at all of the Barbarians, as she was ready for the fight. If they wanted to chop her down, than they will have to try it!