Rapunzel (Patreon)

Many know of the tale of Rapunzel. The woman found in a tower, who let out her long blonde hair for a fair prince to save her from the tower. Well, half of that is true, she did have long flowing blonde hair. But a girl like that NEVER needs to be saved. The reason, was because of the witch who kidnapped her. The witch would teach Rapunzel strange unknown magic, magic that the witch was a master of. Magic that Rapunzel, as a smart and curious girl growing into womanhood, easily mastered at a greater pace than her adopted witch mother ever did. Her intelligence and wit was only surpassed in one aspect. Her great beauty, one her adopted mother was very proud of. Almost too proud of, given she would boast of it. Many men heard her boasts, and wished to find a woman that was described to have ‘golden hair down to her feet with an extra yard’. Given she was locked in her tower, that meant she was ‘pure’.

These were the type of men who abhorred ‘purity’ in a lady. A group of these maunders, carrying dangerous weapons with them in case any hero thought to stop them, marched to the tower. It was a large grand tower, but it was not impossible to scale. All the men had to do, was throw up enough rope and spike the wall to climb up the tower. They thought climbing up the tower was the hardest part of this. They had no idea how bad things were going to be for them, when they finally got to the top of the tower. Rapunzel didn’t hear them coming at all, she was busy practicing some of her spells. When Rapunzel saw the barbarians who had broken into her home, she wasn’t ashamed to admit she was surprised. The men thought this was a sign of weakness.

They had no idea how wrong they were as they surrounded her. The barbarians were licking their lips and were obviously enjoying what they were thinking about. It was clear to anyone looking that what they were thinking was horrible violating thoughts. Rapunzel knew it just from looking at their body positions, and only had one thing to say to them about it.

“Eww!”

One of the barbarians was extremely excited by what he had just heard. Clearly she was the perfect kind of victim for a man of his stature. Pure innocence and frail. When he charged at her with great speed, he was almost animalistic as he did. Had he thought like a man, he would have wondered why she grabbed her hair with her hands. Rapunzel pulled her hair by the right angle and with her wrist moving in a certain direction. Rapunzel used her brain to figure out the best way to move her hair for what she needed. Her hair whipped out with strong force, slapping the man hard in the face and knocking him out with over 30 pounds of hair going at near Mach speed. The man was sent flying and smashed right towards another of the barbarian, knocking both out. The men were shocked by what had happened, not even seeing her hair hit him. It was too fast for them to even think they saw happen. Still, the men were warriors, and were still quick on the uptake.

One of the men charged at her with an axe, planning to cut her hair and take away her one weapon. Rapunzel was never weaponless, as she whispered a spell and from across the room, her weapon headed right for her. A weapon deadlier than any the men have in their hands. A frying pan. The man, holding his battle axe as he looked at her, let out a nasty chuckle. It was no competition who had the superior weapon, as he swung at her head with his axe. Rapunzel just giggled and lifted her frying pan up as she did. The axe should have cleaved through the frying pan in an instant. But this was no average frying pan, but one enhanced by magic. Great powerful magic that caused the axe to explode in the hands of the barbarian. The barbarian was sent flying by what had hit him, but Rapunzel was no where near done. Throwing the frying pan as she did, she yelled out a spell and the frying pan followed her voice. With lightning like speed, it smashed right into the face of one of the barbarians. After knocking down the barbarian, the flying pan flew out of his face and headed right for another. The barbarian yelped and ducked in horror at what was coming for him. When he got up, he assumed that he was fine.

He had no idea the frying pan was magic, and thus came back and smacked him in the back of the head. The man dropped to the ground unconscious, and the last remaining barbarian knew what he had to do. The barbarian ran away in screaming terror, not knowing what he had faced. Rapunzel just rolled her eyes and flicked her hair as far and fast as she could s grabbing the man’s ankles, she pulled her neck back. Despite his large size, he was thrown back with great force and headed right towards Rapunzel. He then crashed right at her fist, as her fist break broke his face with a mighty punch. The man was sent flying, and Rapunzel giggled in delight at what had happened. Rapunzel used her hair to wrap up every man there, collecting them into one pile. Lifting her hair up with just her neck muscles, she had every man in the air for a brief second, and held her hand out. The frying pan shot back to her hand and Rapunzel took a swing, licking her lips and giving a fair warning to the men.

“Next time, don’t come here if you want to be gross.”

Rapunzel struck the men, letting her hair go, and sent them flying far FAR away. Rapunzel twirled her frying pan, and knew she was gonna talk to her mom about telling men about her.