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Decadent Arsenic's southern-gothic-ferret story continues! Seems like the area outside the cave is a lot more tulgey than we remember.

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Walter Reimer

Hmm, some wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff going on, methinks . . .

typeandkey

I like your scratchy shading

typeandkey

Doodle Request: Well, hello again boils and ghouls to another blood-curdling issue of The Tomb of Terror, with your horrible hostess and fearsome floozy, me, The Tomb Tender. I’ve got an extra special story of real yuletide yuckiness for you tonight, kiddies. A misbecoming mink in the modeling market is about to learn what it feels like when the cold-hearted fashion moguls give her the cold-shoulder in a little spine-chilling story I call ‘All Fur Coat and No Nickers’. . . . I don’t remember her name, but this doodle is about the Minkworthy sister who is currently the substitute narrator for The Ballad. She is an up-and-coming model for the fashion and pin-up market, but she is sick and tired of always coming in second place to a certain Irish skunk. The jealousy builds and builds until it nearly drives the mink mad. During the height of December, the Minkworthy sister gets a very foolhardy idea. To finally show-up the skunk that effortlessly beats her at everything she decides to pull a crazy stunt that will surely get people talking. She hires a crew to do a photo-shoot of her modeling during a snow storm up in the mountains. The crew is apprehensive at the idea but she convinces them by claiming the money and infamy will be more than worth it. Up in the mountains the snow storm quickly goes out of control into a blizzard and the crew abandons ship to go look for shelter to wait out the storm, the Minkworthy sister calls them all cowards and, driven by insane jealousy, stays behind to vainly try and photograph herself in the blinding snow. We see her ass she is the following morning. The weather has cleared. We see her wearing her silly Santa outfit from the Ballad’s current narration. She is frozen to death in the snow and is in the same pose and has the same expression as Jack Torrance in his final scene from The Shining. . . . Ha ha ha ha! Well-well, kiddies, wasn’t that a COOL story? Tell me, do you think little Miss Minkworthy is hot OR NOT?? Ha ha ha ha ha! Until next time, remember, STAY FROSTY!! AH HA HA HA HA HA HAH!!! for reference: https://www.patreon.com/posts/145403222 https://imgs.search.brave.com/MD0maSQVL_Y5jHvFFJa-rfFECx4ZFV-pDRSWgBlngyw/rs:fit:860:0:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cu/ZGVub2ZnZWVrLmNv/bS93cC1jb250ZW50/L3VwbG9hZHMvMjAy/MC8wNS9KYWNrLU5p/Y2hvbHNvbi1Gcm96/ZW4taW4tVGhlLVNo/aW5pbmcuanBnP2Zp/dD0xMDI0LDY0MA

Walter Reimer

Bets on who will be the first to try thawing her out?