Lana taunts Jack Frost (Patreon)

And Spike the Fawn is a simp, confirmed. Do people still use hot water bottles and stick their feet in a bucket when they catch a chill? These are things I've seen in old cartoons but never in person. I figure Lana would use them because, her svelte Floozy figure notwithstanding, she is an old lady.

This killer storm has been a dud, at least in my area. We still officially have a few hours to go, but it's pretty much done. On Friday the weather man said to brace for as much as a foot of snow and over an inch of ice. Now it's Sunday night, and what we got was a little over an inch of combined snow and sleet which did not even stick to the trees because it was too cold. Some storm, huh? I've seen bigger storms in my pants! (I don't know what exactly that means but it sounds suitably contemptuous.)

I shouldn't get too cocky because we still have a week of freakishly cold temperatures and gusty winds in store (unless the meteorologist was wrong about that too). This could be potentially dangerous, but I get the feeling that the worst of my troubles related to this particular weather event will just be a painfully high electric bill next month.