New Security Guard 1-6 (Patreon)

Lana has to check with the Legal Department to see what her obligations are before going ahead with the shearing.

Actually I just didn't have time to draw today, which raises the question of what I should post on days like this.  The current options are:  (A) Nothing.  (B) "Music."  (C) Old drawings from the archives.  (D) Episodes of this Gmod comic.  I've been posting it elsewhere because it didn't seem like you guys were all that interested ... plus I'm not sure about featuring this on my pay site since I didn't really make any of the characters, just posed them and wrote the story.  But I could post it here occasionally if you think it would entertain.

Here's the necessary context to understand the setup:  These models all come from a sexy parody of Five Nights at Freddy's.  The characters are animatronic performers at a Chuck E. Cheese / Showbiz Pizza type of place, and they come to life after hours and roam around the restaurant.  Why they have sexy half-naked furry babes performing at what looks like a kids' restaurant is a mystery for later.  For some reason the animatronics are intensely attracted to the security guard and will try all kinds of tricks to catch him and make out ... but unfortunately they are extremely strong and ridiculously heavy, and in the heat of their passion they wind up injuring or killing him.  That's the game; you play as the guard and you try to avoid getting Death By Snu-Snu.  I thought "What if the guard is female?" and came up with the first three pages as a short gag strip.  But then ideas started flowing, and it has spun into an epic tale about 300 panels long.

Thicc FNIA characters were designed by CryptiaCurves.