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So being tall and...uncoordinated has not done me any favours lol I'm constantly tripping, falling and banging into hard corners of various surfaces. People always tell me I have my head in the clouds so that could be why I never see where I'm going! Thankfully there's powerful costume makeup which sometimes works well to hide all the unsightly spots (depending on the lighting)

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David Coley

Pool noodles around your legs when you are staying home. It easier to protect you than to baby proof the universe.

Wyrl

Right? There's no arterial blood...it's fine

Hoovielou

I love this 😂 we don't have kids but we did put some corner protectors on the coffee table because my partner has the same thing going on!

Pizza Cake Comics

We might have to do that lol maybe i should just put a bubble around myself

Gareth12

i'd like to think i would spot the bruises but i might be two distracted by your beauty and sexiness in that dress 😍

Anarchy7865

My wife is 5'10" but she bruises like a peach. If she looks at a surface wrong she gets a bruise. So yeah, I feel you on this.

Coyote

Flat duck feet! quack-quack-quack

John Phillips

Poor proprioception (awareness of yourself in space, other objects in space) is a common trait in autism.

Erika Valentine

I am of a certain age where bruises just mysteriously appear. Dermablend has become my good friend.

Will

Incorporate the bruises into some awesome sharpie tattoos. Own the injuries, woot.

Kathryn Fortunato

As a 6'2" monster with the AuDHD walk and very precious sensitive skin, I too know what it means to be just one giant bruise. Or inflict them on everyone else around me. 😂

Surgite

Hai5 for team tall and clumsy!

Jason

One reason why black nylons used to be popular. Make your entire leg the same color as the bruise!

Sleepy John

they sell those big hamster balls for walking on ponds and lakes, you know. ;)

Sleepy John

Tell them that’s it’s been a long time since you wore a body, and you’re still getting used to driving it.

The Devil Kitty

I'm super short (5'6" is average my pasty *bleep*), but I've started developing random bruises apparently when I sleep. Concerned people seem baffled when I shrug and say I've no idea. I think I'm managing to smack against the headboard and nightstand without even waking up.

Kurdt

As a very klutzy person, I can relate! Team Keep Bumpin' Into Stuff!

Ken Ulrich

This is why i am always saying women need to embrace tradition: wear a full suit of armor in your day to day life, that way you will be protected. Maybe carry around a mace and shield just in case.

TwilightRealm

Future black dress photoshoot inbound?

Coyote

Do you dress up for your favorite food?

One eyed Jack

Consider a set of armored greaves, the inexpensive costume ones should serve for around the house stuff. And also, yay armored stockings!

Arnold Torres, Jr

This is how it is dating my girlfriend who happens to Fence

Alex_the_Mad

Hmmmmmm.....I dont know.....sounds like a mask for impact play XD. Though being a 6 foot even dude, I run into shit constantly cause of my cat.

Nicholas Sulikowski

This reminds me of a girl that I used to work with. A friend of hers stopped her one day looking really concerned, because she had bruises on her arms. And she asked something like, "Are you okay, is someone hurting you?" And her reply was, "Oh no, just I just work at a college bookstore." Textbooks weigh a lot, and we were unloading, moving around, and stacking them all day long. Everyone got dinged at least once.