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I know several of you are going through heat waves right now, and hopefully it ends soon! Always remember to keep hydrated, stay in the shade, and read some good smut! Wait, that last one might not help you cool down...

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James Pacheco

"you know, I'm a bit of a Snow Queen myself..."

Wyrl

My wife literally assumed the position in panel 2 not 30 mins ago. Art imitating life!

David lee

As a Texan by birth (though left there for myriad reasons), I can attest to these being effective tips

CanDude

I noticed AC wasn't an option. Does this mean you're suggesting... Only Fans? 😁😏

Derek Borgen

Wasn’t expecting the Snow Queen to be packing!

Beastacome

More like beating the meat am I right (I'll see myself out)

BatOutOfHell

Y'know,,, if the fans aren't doing enough,, I'm happy to help. Granted,, I might get distracted staring at your ass but,, that's helping right? 😳

Kurdt

A cool bath with a good friend might help as well. Or it just make everything hotter...

Bushmeat

If the Ice Queen is not available, BMS’s ice rod therapy could be applied. Go goats! 🤣

Rick Bislich

Now find another female creator to recreate this with you. You know, for resear-- nah, screw it, do it because it's sexy as hell.

Scott

Be careful about fan placement if you have eaten anything which might make you gassy. 💨

panda267

Imma need to see what each of these look like IRL 😜

Michael Szeller

Oddly enough, I find myself getting 🥵 hot…

Matthew Runyon

Panel two is delightful and I hope you felt as good experiencing it as I did viewing it.

Ariel Sue

Umm, how does one summon a snow queen???

Oli

Thanks a lot, boss. I'll go summon myself a snow queen

Gareth12

Step 4 Snow Queen covers your face in cooling liquid shot from its groin area 😈💦💦💦

the.adhd.tiger

There’s an Oglaf strip about that last one lol

Bambino

We're never gonna see b-hole😔

Just Bob

adding trans Elsa to the list of things that does it for me

Nick B.

Practically requirements in Texas.

thegreenmonkey

OnlyFans or r/onlyfans? I'm partial to the latter, got some dirty, dirty pics there. A few clean ones too.

Nicholas Sulikowski

Instructions unclear: now have my member stuck in some dry ice like an R-rated A Christmas Story.

DrunkenSnake

not sure if oglaf reference, or just coincidence

Yasuo D. Nanashi

Oh come on, if I want to support someone via Patreon a second time, then it has to be Pizzacake 💚.