New Shirts in the Shop! (Patreon)

Hey K-Cordies 💗

We’ve added three brand new shirt designs to the K-Cord Merch Shop, each inspired by some classic K-Cord moments and running jokes.

🔥 “Everything is fine.”This one is for when a bias decides your rowing days are officially over. Sometimes a bias shows up, steals your rowboat, drags it into the desert, and sets it on fire — their way of saying “I’m your bias now.” No more rowing down the bias-picking (or denial) river for you. Everything is fine.

💤 “Go Take a Nap!”Inspired by those moments when someone in a video is doing entirely too much and our only response is yelling at the screen: “Go take a nap!” Sometimes chaotic behavior can only be solved with a nap.

🚣 “Just Keep Rowing”The classic K-Cord strategy. When we refuse to admit someone is becoming a bias… or when we refuse to actually pick one… we simply keep rowing. Not away from the problem — just rowing in circles down denial river.

You can grab them now in the merch shop here:

🛍️ K-Cord Merch Shophttps://k-cordgirls-shop.fourthwall.com/

Thank you guys for always supporting K-Cord and being part of the chaos with us 💜