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When using Longsword as unit of measurement between D&D and realism (Patreon)

Published:
2026-03-25 11:12:17
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2026-03-25 11:20:38
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Ebenholz doesn't like D&D setting😭

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Doug M

What counts as long sword, short sword, arming sword, broad sword, etc. is varied depending who you ask. Even what is a dagger vs what is a knife can become a long discussion.

Sororitas Cupid

We love our tiny Ebonholz! We also love our giant DnD lady as well.

Blankarmor

so the d&d lady can just one-hand it because she’s huge/strong?

Jarl Seamus

One of my biggest complaints with D&D (and I've been playing it since 1978) is the weapon damage system. I understand you have to have a numerical value, but it assumes a weapon like an arrow inherently can't kill you in one shot past level 0 or 1. (1d4 Dmg) Also spears, short swords, javelins, etc........... Sorry, Gary Gygax. While I love and respect you, you could die to a ballpoint pen in the right hands.

Jarl Seamus

+3 Magic Sword. It's stupidly light because magic negates physics. LOL

ThatChristian-Metalhead

I can excuse some of the weird weapon sizes because last time I played my character was a Goliath with 20 strength, so it made sense with him lol Side note, Love Ebenholz's armor so much, I am very happy to see her actually wearing it these last few posts.

Quaffnot the Raven

Ahh, Angela Hawthorne looks amazing in your style! Love this crossover!

Jack Newbill

Hah! I thought that looked like Angela, as well. Thanks for confirming!

AJ Maneville

But, but, but...katana??? [ducks to avoid the deserved brickbats for that joke]

Henry Walker

Fantasy sword... Eww... Anyway, always thought the damage system in D&D was odd. If you drive a weapon through someone's [insert vital organ here], they are dead, doesn't matter what "level" they are.

Uriel Godfire

Hit Points do not necessarily represent a discreet amount of damage, not originally. taking 3 damage as a level 1 character isn't the same as taking 3 damage as a level 10 character. Its not about how chunky hard their skin and vital organs are (though that can be a factor) but higher level characters are supposed to know better how to roll with a blow, minimize a hit, and have more stamina to spend avoiding taking serious damage. Most players don't think this way, not in the post video game era.

Henry Walker

Interesting. Thank you for the explanation.