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Sorry...I couldn't...help...doing...this... (Patreon)

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2026-07-27 17:16:33
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2026-09
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APL

See I told you!

D Smith

I should've seen this coming 😅

M

Where I live it is a sign of good luck.

Blair

I totally thought that was an egg at first

The Art of Pedantry

Was definitely what I thought of first on the original, not gonna lie, so the fact you did this is hilarious!

Eric Loebel

Sometimes intrusive thoughts win.

Juan E

Typical adoption. First day in the new house and messes where they're not supposed to. Smh.

DirePantz

I'm told this brings good luck...

D Smith

Fairly warned, fairly shat on 🥲

Crackalackin

My car's POV whenever I park under a tree

Torbyne

Ok, this changes my answer to the previous question.

Jarl Seamus

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Was she sitting on my car this morning? I had a gigantic splatter on my windshield today.

Henry Walker

Reminds me of an old joke... What do you do if a bird shits on your window? Never take her out again.

Király Dávid

Can we see her laying an egg? ¬‿¬

GM

NMK, but I'm pretty sure that is exciting someone. No judgement.