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New Girl | 2x3 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-04-28 14:29:55
Edited:
2026-08-04 01:30:13
Imported:
2026-08
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Comments

ANGELA

Are you saying you haven't seen The Notebook?

Ilsuk Yang

"It's like memory foam" 🤣🤣🤣

Shin

My favorite line here ? "This place is fancy and I don't know which fork to kill myself with". Gets me everytime ha ha. Loved your reaction. See you on the next one !

HeatherLK

I kinda like putting furniture together. I also do puzzles for fun. It’s just a 3D puzzle with tools. I like it. High stakes Legos, just like he said

love4Cook

One of several great episodes this season. I’m glad you’re enjoying the series so far. I agree that Max Greenfield (Schmitt) has incredible comedic timing.

scarr

I actually kind of like building furniture…but only under no pressure so I can take my time. I have basically no spatial awareness so it requires every ounce of my attention 😅 …as I’m writing this I have a lovely new cabinet halfway built sitting on my floor that hopefully I’ll finish by the weekend 🤣

Courtney

Winston is so unhinged sometimes. I don't think anyone could pull off those lines as Schmidt and it be funny and I love the Nick and Jess friendship, I really don't read into the things Nick does for her as anything other than being a good friend.

Kelli

You hate IKEA? As someone who lives a mile from the IKEA US headquarters and has 50% of her furniture from there - I take offense 🤣 Furniture aside I love their meatballs and their cakes

Siobhan Linehan

The tension and chemistry that Nick and Jess have is next level. At least we now know they've thought about each other in a non-platonic way. It's a start. 😂

Heather

I LOVE putting together furniture like that. I love assembling things, puzzles, spreadsheets, lists, rewriting lists so they look neater/cuter/better colors. I love perfecting the colors for my spreadsheets on my good monitor, then checking them out on the company issued laptop so I know people looking at it there also see good curated color options. It's just who I am lol

SusaRe

You are me! Love spending a good afternoon on some conditional formatting.