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Hi. How are you? You’re looking well!

This is a super-secret-special private video ONLY for you, my wonderful (thank you!) Patreon supporters. This, unlike what usually happens around here, isn’t going to be private for 24 hours and then go public… this will NEVER go public… it’s an **EXCLUSIVE** video only for you that only you can watch ever.

It’s a full 20 minute set from The Distraction Club, London on 9th January 2018 in which I play………

Trousers

Gentlemen’s Club

Haribo

Boris Johnson

Make Sure He’s Ok

Bim Bim Bim

When I’m Alone

The M6

Barry Cryer

Surfin’ With Patricia

Some of these songs will, in the fullness of time, be uploaded one by one to proper YouTube, but you and you alone will know what REALLY happened before and after each song.

Also, when I do, I’ll put a mask around my face in Adobe Premiere and make it look less like a solid white blob. Anyone know how to do that?

If you're reading this RIGHT NOW, the video still has 2 hour and 7 minutes of processing left... which is about 7:30pm British UK time. If you're reading this in the future, ignore the sentence before this one. And then ignore both that last sentence, and this current one.

The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well.

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Live at Distraction Club 2018 - FULL SET

This is a super-secret-special private video ONLY for you, my wonderful (thank you!) Patreon supporters. This, unlike what usually happens around here, isn’t going to be private for 24 hours and then go public… this will NEVER go public… it’s an **EXCLUSIVE** video only for you that only you can watch ever. It’s a full 20 minute set from The Distraction Club, London on 9th January 2018 in which I play……… Trousers Gentlemen’s Club Haribo Boris Johnson Make Sure He’s Ok Bim Bim Bim When I’m Alone The M6 Barry Cryer Surfin’ With Patricia Some of these songs will, in the fullness of time, be uploaded one by one to proper YouTube, but you and you alone will know what REALLY happened before and after each song. Also, when I do, I’ll put a mask around my face in Adobe Premiere and make it look less like a solid white blob. Anyone know how to do that? The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well.

Comments

Jan-Philipp Voss

Wow, I am as of yet unable to watch it, but I am heavily excited and honored by the fact that you shared this piece with us, especially as someone who may never actually get to see you on stage, since Im from Germany (Hallo.) Thank you, thank you, thank you

Anonymous

Yay, more Jay! You did not happen to catch the finale with those cameras, did you? Only because you did such a good choir on "Like a Prayer" obviously!!! *whistles*

Anonymous

Also, how lovely that all of this is "educational video" - CPD hours for this week half done!

Moggy

If we all wish really hard, can we make the processing speed up? :(

Anonymous

I bet JuTjube have a nasty algorithm that starts the process again every time we click impatiently on the play button. This is now my reason for not leaving work and going home.Want video!

jayforeman

Processing now complete!!! Watch watch watch watch!!!!

Anonymous

That was a nice end to the work day, and I can go home happy(er) - thank you very much!

Anonymous

Love the Boris Johnson song, just so catchy :D Do come back to Scotland though.

Anonymous

Jay I thoroughly enjoyed that!

Eric Beyer

Bim bim bim bim bim bim bim..

Asaf Sagi

I'm a video colorist and I might be able to help you save some of that white blobness. Definitely easier than using a mask in an Adobe product. Can you message me? msdnpimp at gmail.