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In the next episode of Unfinished London (which I'm hoping to upload one month from now) there's going to be a bit where loads of cyclists cycle past and my voiceover says...

"These people aren't cyclists.... they're teachers, doctors, lawyers, students, systems analysts, chartered quantity surveyors and porn stars."

But we can do better than that! What's your job? I want that list to include some really specific and really modern jobs. The more vague and 2018-sounding the job title, the better. What's your job? Let me know in the comments below, and if I like it, I'm totally putting it in the next episode.

By the way, we're still looking for extras. Are you around on Sunday 11th Feb in the north London area? We need some men in suits to sit in a board meeting and nod approvingly. Get in touch below if you want to be involved!

Endut hoch hech. 

Comments

Anonymous

Not very modern, but I'm a mailman.

Jack Herbert

Server Build Support Engineer

Jack Herbert

Happy to make my way to London for that if you still need extras, I'd put myself on a low priority since it'd take me like 2hrs to get there, but if you don't have enough otherwise I can make it.

Anonymous

Database Analyst

b.evil.c

Automation Engineer...very 2018 apparently

Anonymous

Event Security/Door Supervisor. Basically a Bouncer with more rules.

Allen Hillaker

Consultant/Security Consultant/Cybersecurity Consultant. What that means really varies day-to-day.

Iantje

I'm studying to be Game Designer, is that good enough? Also I'm afraid I won't be able to be an extra.

Anonymous

Artificial intelligence researcher

Anonymous

sign me up shedali@gmail.com

Anonymous

ARGH. Wish I was in London for this. Please add 'Çartoonist' and/or 'Transient Comedy Merchant' to the mix

Anonymous

Published author :-)

Anonymous

social media coordinator

Adam Wurstmann

Correctional medical records technician

Anonymous

"cyclist impersonator" :-P But on a more serious note I can offer: "Compliance Manager" "Dev-Ops Lead" (and only ever in that form, the original long words are *never* used!) "Customer Fulfilment Agent"

Anonymous

I am a "Service Manager", and I employ "Pathway Leads" if that helps

Anonymous

Data Science Intern / Quality Engineer, but feel free to use Data Scientist, Data Engineer, Data Architect, or IoT Architect for true buzzword mania.