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Dear Patrons,

At long last, here's the preview for our 2019 election Honest Government Ad which will be published in a couple of days.When you listen to it you'll quickly appreciate why it's taken me this long to get this one ready. It turned into an epic retrospective. A miserable collection of this Government's worst accomplishments over it's six-year tenure. The "Avengers Endgame" of Honest Government Ads.I really wanted to try and capture the magnitude of how shit this Government has been. Because it's so easy on the eve of an election for people to forget all the harm that's been done. And as far as I've seen , nobody's put together a list of all this Government's shitfuckery. But somebody had to do it.To help me pull this off, and as a special treat, I got both Zoë and Ellen to host this HGA - together for the first on the same set!We can't wait to show it to you when we publish it early in the new week.But in the meantime, here is the exclusive audio preview for your listening pleasure. Or pain. Depending on how you handle it.Thank you for your support, and I'll catch you again very soon with the vid!Giordano

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FooCrypt, A Tale of Cynical Cyclical Encryption

With he encryption angle, am not sure if its worth while mentioning that under the implementation of the DTCA / DSGL export controls of encryption products, the LNP oversight the following clauses by Defence. 'will or maybe used in a weapons of mass destruction program' ref: page 12 of 33 in my review into Dr Vivian Thom [ Former Inspector General of Intelligence ] <a href="http://www.defence.gov.au/publications/reviews/tradecontrols/Docs/Mark_Lane.pdf" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.defence.gov.au/publications/reviews/tradecontrols/Docs/Mark_Lane.pdf</a> & there's been quite a few other LNP IT f'ups but it would run your 4:53 out to a few hours if you listed them in detail.

Iggy Oy

Epic! Some of this was news to me - what a pack of planetary parasites they are

Gravity

"Suppository of wisdom", I'd forgotten that classic gaffe.

Alpheus Williams

You nail everything that has seriously pissed me off about this Government. If there were honesty in advertising this would get first prize. Can't wait once again...to see it all over Social Media. Thanks for another brilliant satire...

David Hancock

Nicely done.....proud to support you in our own small way and nice to see your mention of the labor party at the end. No mention of the Greens of course who also have their own set of "small ghosts in the cupboard". But the best outcome if we can swing it at this time will be a minority labor government with support from a coalition of greens and independents. Fingers crossed for this tired old land.

SALLY WARMINGTON

Great work Giordano, Zoe and Ellen! It's important but disturbing to have this government's worst achievements listed all in one place. Proud to support you, I know you'll keep up the great work after the election whatever the outcome, but I sincerely hope this disgraceful mob get the boot!

Kim Hillier

There is a list of the governments shatforkery. All 536 accounts of corruption and incompetence. I'll track it down

AirSports Flying School

For maximum effect suggest you release as 2 or 3 adverts, A little like Star Wars series it does not work as well trying to get it all into one episode.

Dirk Kelly

Word! That was heartbreaking to digest all in one go. Amazing and courageous work and perfect timing. Thanks Giordano and the team!

Geoff Davies

Thanks. It's hard to keep track of all the train wrecks this mob has left and you seem to have got most of them. Well done. And I think it works to put it all into one ad, to show the epic scale of their abominations. If a fraction of this was covered by the MSM the Coalition would be facing the slaughter it deserves.

Travis Jaarola

So true it is depressing, hopefully it might wake a few more up.

Dougal McLauchlan

How much shitfuckery can you for in 6 years? Apparently a fucking shit load! Your summary is en pointe!! "Who needs science when you have a bible".

Peter Todd

Nicely bundled guys - of course you could have kept going and going but you've caught the stuff most people would remember. I thought that 5 minutes might have been to long compared to other HGAs but it whizzed by :)

thejuicemedia

Thanks David. 100% agree about that being the ideal outcome of the election, at least in terms of addressing the climate emergency. And if the Greens ever have a shred of hope of forming Government, I will not hesitate to make videos about them too! :)

thejuicemedia

I share your hope Sally! This HGA is an exhortation to make that happen

thejuicemedia

Thanks for the suggestion! But I think this one has to be digested in one sitting to really drive home how shit this Government has been :-/

thejuicemedia

Absolutely could have kept going. I put together a shitfuckery list and I only ended up using half of it... Nuts

thejuicemedia

Glad to hear you made it to the end without too much hassle! :)

Bob Kavanagh

F...ing spot on, yet again! And the end is also SPOT ON!!!

Adam Cahill

Awesome and "On the Money" as usual. I have a question - Are there any parties at the next Federal Election that don't fall into the "Shitfuckery" category? ,or are we basically just choosing the most appetising of multiple piles of shit? If you cant answer here, could you please Msg me?

thejuicemedia

I don't like telling people who to vote for, but when asked will gladly share my suggestion. If you're like me and regard the climate emergency as the most pressing issue we face, then now's the time to learn how preferential voting works: I will vote 1 for independents and third parties who pledge to take climate action seriously - ie 100% renewables by 2030 which is doable - and who receive ZERO donations from fossil fuel lobbies. And this is the crucial bit: I'll put Labor *after* them on my ballot, so my vote flows to them if my first preference doesn't win, rather than to the Liberal party (who I'll put last together with Clive Palmer) A strong crossbench of MPs who stand for strong climate action is the only thing that will hold to account whichever major-party representative of the fossil fuel industry ends up forming Government.

Andrew Warr

And the voices, not just the lovely partner this time?

Andrew Warr

It certainly turns the stomach listening to all this shit in one place. The last labor government was chaotic but not anywhere as corrupt.

thejuicemedia

That's right! Ellen did her own voice in this one - we thought it might be weird otherwise if they both had the same voice! :)

Jay Hadley

heads up the war memorial update was part paid for by BHP/Rio Tinto ( sorry can't remember) - hence the advertising plaque on it which is shitfuckery max because most of it was our taxes. I really wanted you to flame Fraser Anning-esque supporters? Anyway to slip a warning in about the dangers of fascism? thanks again for your good works, really appreciate it!

Paul Mitchell

I think leave labor out of it, all though I agree with the statement. I believe australia needs keynesian economic management (the way labor will manage it) should the rest of the worlds economy hit recession we'll be on the streets without it. other wise excellent when can we start sharing?

Ben

I disagree, we desperately need a new dominate party. well, at least the means to vote no confidence and fire the lot of them. We do need to cover Clive Palmer, Especially considering how aggressive and dangerous his advertising campaign is. #trumpvibes

Keziah

I think I'm going to cry....that was both awesome and terrifying. It's hard to believe they managed to cram that much shitfuckery into 6 years, not to mention the fact that you chose not to include so much more. Another fantastic ad, well done

samj

It really is impressive to consider what they've "achieved" in barely half a decade! Given people are already out there voting, let's get this out as soon as we can. Great work!

Paul Mitchell

Haha its not the parties its the laws they dont have to live by. The left and right wing alternation works, but jail sentences for misleading the public would deliver an integrity paradam shift, another party would make voting to confusing the ballot paper is long enough. Couldn't agree more clive Palmer and his brother should be in jail.

thejuicemedia

Couldn't agree more Sam, have been editing day and night for the past week to get this ready asap!

Mark Kentwell

Cannot wait for the visuals - looking to be your best and most comprehensive yet!

Nino Malic

Couldn't agree more...that people tend to have short memories. Really glad that you've put this compilation together. I've learnt so much since becoming aware of TJM and your HGA's. I also hope to enlighten others through your work.

John L Smith

Once again an absolute top job - and sorely needed. Thanks for your work!

Hot30 with Matty

Great work, - Requesting Permission to Air this in this weeks show?