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Dear Patrons, here is the latest Honest Government Ad you helped to produce. And it’s a BIG one.

Yup, this is what happens when you support us like legends; when you give us the time and funds to make videos: we go and pull out all the stops with an epic Honest Government Ad - the "Avengers EndGame" of Honest Government Ads.

I was originally planning to make quick and short videos about various election issues. And as you know we've ramped up production: we’ve already made seven HGAs in just four months. 

But a couple of weeks ago I decided to do something different. Because there’s already enough “noise” in the pre-election media. We all get caught up in the minutiae, to the point where we forget the bigger picture. And so we see all the “stuff that came before” being forgotten ie. relegated to history books, rather than “the news”.

Well I’m no journalist. But as it turns out, I’m a historian. And I crave the bigger picture. So I decided instead to make a longer-format historical HGA in order to help refresh voters' memories ahead of this election – reminding potential Liberal voters in marginal seats of all the harm that's been done by this Government since it was elected in 2013.  

As far as I know, nobody's put together a list of all this Government's shitfuckery. But somebody had to do it – because I don’t know about you, but I REALLY want this Government to fuck off at the coming election. It’s not even a joke. We honestly cannot afford another three years under this pack of coal-fondling, water-stealing, fish-killing, wage-suppressing, refugee-harming, encryption-breaking mendacious shitlords. So I did it. And as you might expect, it’s a sordid collection of shitfuckery. 

On a lighter note, this HGA is also our first season finale. I didn’t even realize it until I was writing it, but this HGA (hopefully) marks the end of an era. Coz I started making this series when this Government was first elected, in 2016, and I’m hoping it will not be in power by the end of this month. So I think that counts as a season finale?

That’s why this HGA at times feels like a celebration of the series – featuring some of the many topics we’ve covered over the past three years. I also included some of the top-requested topics that you sent us via the Advisory Board but haven’t been able to make HGAs about yet – such as the cashless debit card, negative gearing, the Murray-Darling and “Watergate” scandals, Norway’s sovereign fund. Thank you for all your excellent suggestions! And to really make this HGA a special treat, I asked both Zoë and Ellen to host it together – the first time they were both on the set together. It was a grueling 13-hour shoot, but we had a lot of fun! 

So what’s next? 

Well, I’m tired lol – I’ve been pulling 12-hour editing days for the past week to get this video done – but I’m not going to rest until after election day on May 18, that’s for sure. In fact, I’m hoping to make one more HGA before then. No promises but I’ll do my best!

And as for the Honest Government Ads series: I've seen people saying that if Labor wins the election we won’t have any more work to do. But I feel the opposite way. If the Coalition is voted back in – despite ALL the shitfuckery – then I kinda feel like, well… we’re screwed. 

Whereas, if Labor gets in there's hope AND there will be so much important work to be done, such as making sure they don’t get a free pass when it comes to dealing with the climate emergency – which is by now clearly the most critical threat we face as a species. 

So fear not: Honest Government Ads is not going anywhere. In fact we’re only just getting started. And it’s really all thanks to you legends. 

Thank you for making it possible for me to do this work. Not a day goes by that I don’t feel gratitude for the financial support and security you give me, which allows me to invest myself into this work with all my heart and soul. 

Giordano & fam xo

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Honest Government Ad | 2019 Election (Season Finale)

The Australien Government has made a final ad before the 2019 Federal Election, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative. -*- Ways you can support us to keep making videos: -- Become a Patron: https://www.patreon.com/TheJuiceMedia -- Tip us on PayPal: https://www.paypal.me/thejuicemedia -- Tip us in Bitcoin: 1HMPK1zFCLopAvNEvR3aehFU1tSvHeWkTS -*- CREDITS: -- Produced by Patrons of the Juice Media -- Written & created by Giordano for The Juice Media -- Performed by Zoë, Ellen & Lucy -- Cigar animation by Brent Cataldo -- Special thanks to Dbot, Scott, Clinton, Simon, Colin, Adso, Damian and Fletch. -- Music by TwoMountains: https://audiojungle.net/item/acoustic-inspiration/13765906?_ga=2.124046924.776312108.1508161153-1408732767.1485211917 -- Outro beat by Mozart x Eric Parsons: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6JBBuNy8Oo

Comments

Ryan McKenzie

Thank you for this. It really sums it up. I tried to laugh, but it just made me really angry. Here's hoping the other mob get in and the shitfuckery is less damaging and funnier.

Murray

Brilliant work, and don't imagine that Labor won't be up to their own shitfuckery. Keep up the great work.

Alpheus Williams

Man. This is soooooooo important. It's wonderfully clever and accurate, presented in quick wit and fact to engage the most flighty mind. Love the format. Love the work. Thank you.

David Hancock

How can we widen the audience? I gave up facebook but not sure how to share this on twitter or instagram....

craig Sajben

A great wrap up, puts it all in full view, thats a report card you wish the dog ate. A little question, why has the twitter link vanished?

Don Macrae

A worthwhile reminder of the long term awfulness of the LNP Government. I did not like the hit at Labor at the end: false equivalence. It's partly what got Trump elected in the States: Hillary hardly ever got a mention that didn't include reference to her being a 'flawed candidate'. The LNP is truly the lying nasty party.

Mark Kentwell

Brilliant as usual guys - what a way to "go out" - yes, I know you'll keep going and trust you will keep the next bastards honest... you need to change your name to theJuiceDemocratsMedia…. nah, you're better than that

Param Berg

Wow! An epic takedown! Delicious and inspiring! Loved it! This must go viral! ;-)

Choice Birdsong

Continued globalisation, losing rights and freedom of speech, enforced vaccinations on everyone, cashless society, a 5G network that no-one wants or needs. Same shit, different smell, that's the only change you get changing from one party to the next. Yep, all in a days work for these fuckers.

SOB

To laugh or to cry, that is the question.

thejuicemedia

Thanks Alpheus, lets hope it does help - it's certainly being shared very widely, almost half a million views in the first 12 hours so far on facebook

thejuicemedia

Hi Don, I don't think I made an equivalence, i clearly said Labor would be "infinitely less shit than the Liberals"!

thejuicemedia

Thanks Param! It's doing pretty well so far - almost half a million views in 12 hours on facebook

Don Macrae

Thanks for replying. I agree you didn't make them equal, but you did put them on the same scale, just on different positions. All things real are flawed, but this is a choice between things of a different kind: a gang working for sponsors and an ordinarily well-meaning political party.

Bob Kavanagh

Absolutely spot on. And, yes, the ALP will be an infinitely superior proposition for the majority of Australians but , like all politicians they will need to be kept in touch with the real world and the needs of real people.

Allan Niel Kelman

You have outdone yourselves. Well done, I had not realised just how many fuckups the LNP had bestowed upon us. A litany of lies, fast ones, and deceptions. Love your work, only hope the next lot leave you with less material.

Karlstens

Just spotted something you may need to... oh wait, my mistake, it's not a typo.

thejuicemedia

Thanks Allan! And yes, lets hope so - though I somehow have my doubts

Raimond Gaita

Well done, but the suggestions that you might not have much to do if Labour wins was surely satirical.

thejuicemedia

Thanks Raimond! And yes, you'd think so, but alas...

Peter Todd

Great - epic - work, found myself pausing the video to read the clippings, truly a very good summary of the shit that they've done / failed to do and the disgusting mis-information they vomit out. And - in total agreement with others - a fabulous way to wrap up the 'season'. On another note - great to see the changes in the merch and the reasoning behind it, I've already ordered a tee based on that :) Love ya guys!

thejuicemedia

So glad somebody stopped to read those clippings - they took me ages to find and edit!! Thanks Todd, so glad you enjoyed it. And awesome to know you've grabbed a t-shirt - now you'll be an official rep of the Department of Genuine Satire.

Ryan McKenzie

This ad should be running (censored) each night on each channel in primetime until May 18. I wish I had the money. Maybe the ACTU would pay.

David Cawley

balls out keep going only startin but u look like u could kill it over here im not an agent or anything like that but could hook u up