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Dear PatronsHere's the preview of our next Honest Government Ad. And yup, it's a big one.If you don't know about QAnon... GOOD. This HGA might help you get an understanding of what's going on. But the main purpose of this HGA is to help wake up some of the people who have been sucked in to this conspiracy that's swept across the USA as well as the UK, Germany, much of Europe; and even down here in Australia (you might recall that we mentioned it briefly in our Quiet Australians video)I haven't seen any good satire about QAnon. It is ripe for being satirised. So in that regard this HGA fills an obvious gap.But as always, I'm not interested in simply getting a cheap laugh. I wanted this HGA to do more than just point the finger at QAnon and say "look at these nutcases". I wanted it to also offer an analysis that might actually engage those who have been sucked in to this conspiracy, and help them understand how they're been used and led on a wild-goose chase.  The reason QAnon is so important right now to justify making an HGA about it, is that it will have a very real impact on the US election. Particularly in the likely scenario that Trump refuses to accept the results of the election and his devout followers respond by preventing mail-in ballots from being counted - which, unlike QAnon, is no conspiracy: it's exactly what happened in Florida in 2000 - the election that gave the world George W Bush.So yeah, there's a lot packed into this one.A reminder that this is just an audio preview and not the final product, so please be mindful that some things will only be clear once you can see the visuals.In fact, there's are a few references that won't make sense at all without visuals: for example, the "fuckwit" mentioned is Roger Stone; the "lawyer" is Amy Coney Barrett; the "guy who warned you about martial law" is Alex Jones; and "the guy who exposed the real Deep State" is of course Julian Assange.POLL TIME!Before I get back to editing, I am hoping to get your vote on the choice of music background. Which of these two versions do you prefer? (Please let me know in the comments)QAnon A: Piano VersionQAnon B: Orchestral VersionOh and I am also taking suggestions for the Authorised By line at the end. So if you have a brilliant idea, preferably a pun involving the letter Q, let me know in the comments below.Ok, I'll be back soon with the video once it's ready! Until then, take careGiordano 

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Elaugaufein

Authorised by Q++ would be amusing but it probably only makes sense to people who are already way too far down the rabbit hole.

Opportunistic Pigeon

Didn't think the orchestral version was particularly moving, and didn't add much more beyond the piano version. Just sticking with the piano gives it a very "there's more than meets the eye" vibe because there's holes to be filled. Those same holes aren't there in the orchestral version. It doesn't have the same emotional lift as ads like The Machine did. I'd just stick with the piano version.

Eric Vlaanderen

Orchestra gets my vote. I really hope there's some pictures of Trump and Epstein together during the video.. gotta fight those paedophiles.

John millard

while the orchestral version heightens drama I feel it can over-crowd the message.

Kim Hillier

Bill Maher claims to be Q. And he wasnt even high at the time

John Elgin

Ahem...Americans are not that bright, hence the success of the shitfuckery there, particularly the targets of Qanon, and this would be particularly high brow for most of them. Very informative and I look forward to the visuals. Wouldn't be surprised if Qanon is a Kim Philby, mindfucking people... Lets get on with reducing our footprint

Kim Ryan

I’m so glad you’re covering this particular shitfuckery topic at this particular time. Can’t wait to see the visuals. Would linking it all to the anti-government, sovereign citizen rubbish that’s been normalised in some mainstream religions eg Mormonism add any value?

Dr Krieger

Can't wait for the accompanying vid...sounds epic! I mean anything with a Rabbit's ahole in it has to be top of the freaking wozza!

SALLY WARMINGTON

I vote for the orchestral version of the soundtrack.

Wayne Pan

I also vote for the orchestral version of the soundtrack. And for an "Authorized by" suggestion, how about, "Authorized by QellyAnne Qonway". Looking forward to the completed video!

DaveM

One vote for piano. They're not great - but maybe the ad was brought to you by the "Department of Quelling Questions" or the "Department of Quashing Conspiracies".

Peter Todd

I like the orchestral version, gives the message a nice dystopian fairy-tale vibe.

Jason Wotzko

Brought to you by the Department of trying to Deus Ex Machina as hard as Star Trek did with their Q.

Ellejoy W

I vote for piano. Really looking forward to the visuals as well.

Kate Hook

I'd go for the orchestral..

Pete Tasker

Yes piano And brought to you by QuellyAnne Quonway

Dave Hall

Another one for the orchestral version.

Doug DeLaMatter

A vote for orchestral version "Brought to you by the Department for Conversion of Questioners to Quislings."

Eric Epstein

Both versions are quite good. Unlike this November, I'll abstain from voting on this one. :-)

Mark D Larsen

Orchestra version for me: I like the kettle drum underscoring key points to help them sink in. Boom!

Kevin Storer

I prefer the orchestral version; it's slightly more dramatic. The only word I can think of at the moment which starts with 'Q' is Qunts

Daniel Brown

I can tell that a lot of homework has gone into this, and I'm glad your sense of humor has survived your trip down the rabbit-hole! I hesitate to comment much since you've done more homework on this one than I've had the stomach for, but I do have a few thoughts. It would be fun if there could be some visual references to either Alice In Wonderland, or else the Matrix Movie, or both, when talking about rabbit holes, etc. And since almost nobody knows who "Q" really is, it would make sense to drop a visual hint or two that foreign government(s) could easily be behind the movement by now, if they haven't been there from the beginning. Since this will probably get watched by more regular folks than Q-followers, it would be nice to add some brief reference not only a large voter turnout but also to an EARLY voter turnout. In regard to the sound track, they're both good, but I think the piano-only would help distinguish this rather unique video from all the others you've done. Somehow pulling in Jefferson Airplane's "White Rabbit" would be fun, although the song itself is hardly something you could talk over, and licensing rights can get complicated. A few ideas on the authorized by line: "Committee for Anonymous RatFuQ-ery". "Department of Q-tips" "Qwanspiracy Theories, Unlimited"

Redreamer - Wendy Bandurski

ooo the music choice is hard but i tend towards Orchestral version (both suit but it has more drama? I am SO glad you are tackling this one much appreciate but the truth is that you are underestimating the intelligence of quite a few people. ha ha

Robert Bismuth

First, as always, your writing and your actors’ delivery is amazing. Well done! I really like that you pretty much leave no stone unturned when you go for it … and I like the blond hair - nicely punctuates the QAnon person elected to Congress ... Second, on to the music. First, full disclosure: I am a pianist and also a music producer (not my day job as that doesn’t pay squat … ). I’ve listened to both tracks via the drobox links. What I’d say is that it comes down to what you want to convey as support for “the message”. The piano only version sounds a little more “new-age” to me. It is excellent. It does leave the punch entirely to the voices until the last 20 seconds or so. The orchestral version is more powerful and balances the voices. It is definitely not “new-age” but more the bold statement one would expect from “The Government”. Hence my comment on the message: the piano only is subtle and dreamy (QAnon is not subtle but clearly a figment of a dream that has become real for those smoking its brand of whatever) while the orchestral version is a more bold statement – sort of rally the troops behind the shitfuckery of QAnon (and actually it is so far beyond shitfuckery we need another word for it, clearly) … something they can raise that glass of Bud to, ride their motorcycles to, fire their weapons too, and, yes, perhaps even chat to (well, a few notes as most of them don’t know what music really is – one note, right? Anything else would be a conspiracy against the common person … 😉 ). Hope that helps.

Newman

**warning: post below = mini-novel** Piano version!! And here are my ideas below: -not sure how to integrate it but maybe add something to do with Tom Hanks (maybe as Forrest Gump?) who Q believes to be a demonic blood-drinking child fucker. -Or how JFK Jr. is still alive and will replace VP Pence on the ticket (which even if he were alive it would be quite odd for him to be all aboard Team TrumpTrainwreck, as the Kennedy’s were Dems). Q’ers thought that was supposed to happen this past weekend I think 10/19 so I guess that “prophecy” will be yet again postponed for another date. Also here are some ideas for people to use instead of Kellyanne Conway (although she’s still around, not nearly as prominent figure in MSM or in TrumpSphere as she once was): -Kayleigh McEnany: the Administration’s (new-ish) Number One SuperSpreader of DisInformation...would also be very fitting as she’s WH Press Secretary & spews bullshit just as much as her boss. Kayleigh McQanony? -Stephen Miller: main speechwriter for Trump & also Senior Advisor for much of his super evil, racist, & xenophobic policies. Fun fact: in addition to looking like a major fucking creep, Miller is both Jewish AND a white supremacist anti-Semitic. -Rudy Giuliani: Rudy Q-liani. I could go on for days about this crazy carnival barking conspiracist. -Mitch McConnell: Mitch McQanonell is Senate Majority Leader who has been abusing his position of power as Kentucky’s Senator since 1984. Mitch’s main goal is to cockblock anything and everything Democrat (GOP standard practice especially during Obama years). This self-proclaimed “Grim Reaper” has created whats known as the “legislative graveyard” by refusing to even bring to the Senate floor any of 300+ bills passed by the House. Other main goal in life is “court-packing”, aka featured buzzword especially in last 2 weeks. Used to spew scare-tactic propaganda by GOP while in actuality is what McConnell has been doing for last four years by filling all judicial openings w/specially selected “Conservatives” (that often have flimsy credentials at best while lacking the support of the greater law community and organizations). **If Mitch could puppeteer the court-packing of Supreme Court even more, he would totally be okay with getting branded like a cow by Q-cultists, even if that meant having a huge fucking fiery Q tattooed on his tortoise face** -Bill Barr: this asshole Attorney General may seem like he’s just Trump’s lapdog using the DOJ like it belongs to Trump himself, but it’s actually a mutually beneficial relationship as Barr is furthering his own far far religious right agenda. lol he reminds me of a villain in a Dan Brown novel, who would like be the man behind the Opus-Dei curtain in The DaVinci Code

Joel Barker

So, I listened before I read the post and discovered there was a poll and an alternate version. During that initial viewing, I’d already noted and fallen in love with the haunting piano backing track. So that one gets my vote.

Patrick Whitty-Clarke

Wow. Stirling work there team! This is going to ruffle a few feathers... I vote for the orchestral version too.

Align to Shine

Hey Giordano, Lucy & team. TLDR = orchestral music for me, for same reasons as Robert + think tone better fits topic. My first impression, which has been recurring for a good while now, was 'wow, another masterpiece, probably the best yet'! I'm so grateful you and your genius team are lending your gifts to this vital work. Looking fwd to video (good luck w shoot & edit) Big hug, Laurie

James Fabman

In addition to Amy Coney Barrett, Brett Kavanaugh was also one of Bush's attorneys who pushed to stop the Florida recount in 2000. Trump wants to stack the Court with not 1 but 2 lawyers who are likely to side with him in the event of a recount controversy. He was probably thinking that far ahead when he first nominated Kavanaugh. He's only good at one thing--looking out for himself.

CraigS

Orchestral

Kevin McGuire

Slight preference for orchestra, both are good. And despite thinking I was informed on this topic, I learned a thing or two, so great work!

GTJ

Orchestral

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Nicola Bennett

Piano. For the reason that it doesn't take away from what is said, but adds to it. Only my opinion 😁 (orchestra doesnt take away either but piano adds something extra)..

Upgeya Pew

Whatever music you use, don't make it so loud that it distracts from the words spoken.

thejuicemedia

wow thank you so much for all the feedback! I can't reply to everyone but just wanted to say how much I appreciate it. Looks like the votes are split fairly evenly between PIANO and ORCHESTRAL - it's a tough choice huh!

thejuicemedia

Thanks Newman, lots of great suggestions and puns here XD I'll see what I can do - sure I can fit Tom Hanks in there somehow!! G

thejuicemedia

Thanks Kim! Yes... it's all connected! A ten part series wouldn't be enough to cover all the shitfuckery

thejuicemedia

That's right, vote where it really counts Eric!! :)

thejuicemedia

Oooh I like RatfuQery! Thanks Daniel! Yes, it's been a lot of work researching this one.

James Young

Both are great, I think just some piano would be good. Although there is a bit more room in the orchestral to make it sound more ominous... either way, sounds awesome!

Schivon KittySB

This is brilliant! Orchestral gives more of a suspenseful feeling, while the piano is more subtle and gives me of an Inception vibe.

Benito Cao

Orchestral. I like both versions, but I find the piano somewhat distracting because it's a better piece of music that almost demands to be listen to. The moment I decided to listen to both versions paying attention to the music, I realised I was still listening to the words when listening to the orchestral version, but I was listening to the music when listening to the piano version. I agree with the comment on the volume: it seems a bit too loud. I also agree with the comment that the orchestral version creates a more ominous feel ... which is definitely warranted here. I don't have any suggestions for the Authorised by, but you might want to play with "IQ" or "Quo Vadis" [Latin for "Where are you going/marching?" Given that QAnon has a "lemmings-commiting-mass-suicide" feel, "Quo Vadis" should have potential for a satirical line. I just can't think of one ...

Paolo Gabrielloni

Orchestra sounds more dramatic, but the piano version keeps a stronger focus on the words spoken. I’ll go for the piano, it’s less distracting

EBT

Orchestral

James Young

The Department of Questionable.... ?

Jay Wilson

Piano does it for me, same rationale as Paolo

Tony Del Rosso

Perhaps a reference to Q from James Bond in Die Another Day James Bond: You know, you're cleverer than you look! Q: Better than looking cleverer than you are. “Right now, pay attention!”

Andrew Warr

Oh I do hope the "pedophile ring" frame has that party picture of Murdoch with Epsteins girlfriend?

Andrew Warr

Piano version definitely. Far more sinister. Orchestra sounds like the wrong key, Major, anyway....no music expert here. Needs to be in minor key

Nick

I like both versions, I can't add to that. What I can add though is that this is GREAT. I've personally always had one foot in the rabbit hole, but am able to crawl back out if I ever fall down too far - realising I've learnt nothing I didn't know already (or had since come out). It's so good that you give some recognition to those who are trapped in this level of mess - that sort of thing was only ever supposed to be for a bit of a laugh after hitting too many bongs. It truly is a real problem now, and I try my best to express this to others in the hopes they can see I'm not shitting on them, or to maybe to stop shitting too hard on other people who are down there. Good work.

thejuicemedia

Thanks Squids! Yeah, I've tried to offer folks stuck in the rabbit's rectum a thread to maybe climb out... we'll see!

Redreamer - Wendy Bandurski

oh crap i meant to write underestimating the LACK of intelligence but i am glad you got the drift! lol

Graham William Kidd

G: Brought to you by: QAnon and the Wellness Industry, One for All, and All for Lies _______ Vote 1 Piano Very Westworld

James Young

Catholic Church and the Pope?

James Young

Agree! Anyone remember the two-note piano theme for Heath Ledger's Joker in Rise of the Dark Knight? Brilliant

thejuicemedia

Thanks for the feedback and suggestions, Benito!

Andrew Warr

But Pell has been done. Murdoch is the biggest enabler of Q-rubbish through Tucker Handinpants and Kelly and Christensen..... the irony is set in their so called anti pedophile campaign run by pedophiles.....

Liz thornton

We definitely need to educate the public on crazy world Thanks so much 💐🥰🌈