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BONUS STRIP FOR APRIL 2024 (Patreon)

Published:
2024-04-26 15:13:03
Edited:
2024-05-27 02:50:56
Imported:
2026-06
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The winner of this month's poll was THE BOUNCER, who's seen it all.

3/24 bonus strip: https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-strip-for-101105130

5/24 bonus strip: https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-strip-for-105001030

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Taigan

Do bouncers wear glasses? On the job, I mean? I feel like that could be hazardous if situations turn physical.

VengeanceKnight

I mean, no glasses means they’ll have trouble figuring out who needs to be carded. Which is the joke of this strip. (I think? My autistic brain can never be sure.)

ValdVin

He looks a bit like...Popeye's unknown nephew? ETA: "I wishk I'd rememberds me glaskes."

Pizzasgood

That is the joke, yes. But I assume Taigan was questioning whether a bouncer would wear glasses instead of contact lenses, not whether they wear glasses instead of living in a world of fuzz. If I were a bouncer I would wear my glasses, but I'm in the small minority who are too freaked out by the idea of anything touching my eyeballs to use contacts at all. To minimize risk of the frames snapping and stabbing me, I'd probably go with some of those bendy-frames, and I'd get shatter-proof lenses. Or maybe prescription ski goggles, for the added benefit of protecting my eyes from splashes, sprays, and spit.

Packy Anderson

That's it. Next month I'm nominating the driver of the car AG smashed the windshield of back in the first dad crisis.

ValdVin

Also "I wishk I'd rememberds me glaskes." (Huh. Patreon posting trouble bigtime.)

Ragtime

You can also take them off if things start to look hairy.

Ragtime

A panel of her frustrated as all hell in an insurance office trying to get them to cover superhero collateral.

HueStL

Does Bouncer get tagged on dont-be-suspicious now?

Onyx

This is AWESOME

Bagge

STILL COUNTS AS STEALTHY

HueStL

His eyesight is only really bad in one eye, he should just squint that eye.