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many bothans died to give you this reverse staircase angle

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darklion

"Anything they can do, he must do"

Onyx

YES YES YES YES GO SAL

Populuxe

Foreshadowing. The best kind of shadowing.

E Lyons

As I was reading the strip I was wondering what would happen if Amber got the record without realizing it because she's in class, but the Sal approach is much more fun

Uniquitous

I approve of all this Sal prancing around in her underpants

Shane Wegner

“Just keep killing Bothans. I’ll tell you when to stop.” -Penny Arcade’s version of Palpatine

Shane Wegner

Without a screen, how would Amber know when the level restarts? … maybe some kind of OBS script that automatically loads the level in the emulator, pauses, then unpauses on her first input.

Preventer Wind

Amber made me waste hours of my life watching and reading about Mario speed runs. If we assume the current record holder doesn’t exist in the DoA universe, the nature of stupid tricks in speedruns are something there’s no way Sal can just pick up. (Reverse jump running to start levels, making sure to hit flag poles at the bottom, which secret tubes to use to skip worlds, etc).

Diane

Considering Sal beat Danny's high score on rainbow road in a day, Amber may have a proper competition.

Eric Barkman

I assume you mean when the next level starts, rather then when the level restarts, as levels shouldn't be restarting unless she messes up and dies. And knowing when the next level starts would be part of the rote memory she's talking about.

BBCC

The way I will ugly cackle if that happens