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Early update for October 20, 2024 (Patreon)

Published:
2024-10-19 03:55:01
Imported:
2026-06

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hold perfectly still!!!!

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C

...I feel about 12 conversations are in order at this point between Joyce and Dorothy.

Andrea Andrew

Planning out foreplay is totally natural for these two friends. Joyce wanting Dorothy to take the heat for her perversion is amazingly funny.

AE Gonzalez

This is the most Joyce thing Joyce has done in a while.

Populuxe

Accidentally sit on a Ding Dong? Wouldn’t that just mean having a smooshed chocolate cake on your pants- Oh! OHHHH!

Harold

Oh my God, so many potential Book 15 titles

Harold

Step 1: Cut a hole in a box

Machalt

It's not an accident if it was planned

Dan Rabin

I am delighted to be wrong in having attributed Joyce's care in carrying the box to it containing something physically messy, like a cake. Rather, it contains something *psychologically* messy for Joyce—and worse, unsorted! (For some reason, I am reminded of Walky's carefully-curated list of the exact optimal order in which to watch episodes of _Dexter and Monkey Master_.)

Dan Rabin

While looking at pictures of dinosaurs?

Dan Rabin

Nothing says Joyce is almost ready for sex like Joyce exerting herself to place more obstacles in the way of having sex.

Harold

@Dan Rabin: Well, it'll be physically messy too, if she does it right. Or wrong, for that matter.

David M Willis

book 14's cover already is gonna have dorothy and joyce on it, so all of these lines are INELIGIBLE

David M Willis

can't have dorothy/joyce on the cover two books in a row, that's against the law

Dan Rabin

But that has to do with the stuff *described* by what's in the box, not with the actual stuff in the box. I now attribute her care in carrying the box to her projection of her shame should the contents spill and be seen by, say, Ruth.

Gale Tazzin

harkening back to the scene where Joyce told Joe she should stop doing laundry with Dorothy

Daniel

I was right! Ream of paper.

Kelly (they-them)

Is this gayer, as gay, or less gay than when Dorothy taught Joyce to masturbate? (Technically it'd be bisexual but you all know what I mean)

Richard Cardenas

Definitely not the one who did thorough research, wrote and printed a huge stack of sheets filled with sexy non-sexual acts, and can most likely name each of them from perfect memory! Nope, a gross pervert definitely wouldn’t go through all that trouble! 😉

Packy Anderson

Who writes these laws? YOU DO. DAMN YOU WILLIS.

Onyx

Ooooof, Dorothy, you need to refuse. Joyce has to be able to take responsibility for her own smexy actions, and this is the exact opposite of that.

Onyx

Much less gay. Joyce's goal is to avoid making the decision and separate herself from choosing to be a healthy sexual being/pervert.

ATD

Nah, I want them to keep going. How many incredibly gay activities they can they do together before either of them acknowledges the elephant in the room? I hope it just keeps stacking up because it's hilarious.

Sajuuk-Khar

To quote Brennan Lee Mulligan, “welcome to institutions”. 😉

Sajuuk-Khar

So THAT’S how Dina gets in the mood

Sajuuk-Khar

Dorothy’s expressions here as she is enlisted in her own Kafkaesque version of a very secular Hell

Sajuuk-Khar

You were! And it’s much funnier than sex cake or shame jabbar, to be honest

C

"No, Joe, you see, sometimes two straight female friends just bond via french kissing, it's perfectly normal!"

Katrina Marie Paton

"But that has to do with the stuff *described* by what's in the box, not with the actual stuff in the box." That's an interesting assumption...

Jeremy AR

This is somehow gayer that if they actually had sex with each other.

Jeremy AR

But list sorting!

Sajuuk-Khar

Dorothy: J-Joyce. No. I can’t be responsible for the sexual aspect of you and, and Joe’s relationshi—oh my God, does this list have “intercrural” before “partially clothed kissing”?! No! It cannot stand! GIVE ME THE PAGES

Sajuuk-Khar

stop doing laundry start doing sexual behavior lists (this feels like an awful abstinence??? campaign slogan)

Dan Rabin

The outdoor light is pinkish as the sun goes down, and the slightly yellow light from indoors shines out through the windows.

Ouri Maler

I am suddenly reminded of how, back in the Walkyverse, Joyce decided to have sex with her boyfriend... at a time of his choosing, kinda deresponsibilizing herself from the decision-making process.

Phil_M

Dorothy is either a better person than me, or much more anal-retentive - and even if she's a better person, she's putting herself in the wrong here. Because either Joyce is still too screwed up to just go and fuck Joe, as she clearly wants to do, in which case she needs professional therapy, or she isn't, in which case there are many people and causes in the setting that could use Dorothy's time and help more than Joyce's vestigial neuroses. Dorothy could even help them with lists if she likes. Frankly, Joyce is looking like a bit of a narcissist at this point.

Girlycore

What a truly wild and off-base take. Friends sometimes ask friends for help with problems. Friends sometimes help friends with problems. Your need to pathologize that is something maybe YOU should talk to a friend about.

Phil_M

Narcissists make terrible friends.

Jeremy AR

Good thing nobody is talking about that except you.

Andrea Andrew

Maybe Joyce wants to fuck women too and, as Roz explains to her, she doesn’t know it yet.

SkittleE

What in the hot fresh Kentucky fried fuck

Jeremy AR

Honestly I used to give them the benefit of the doubt but it really seems they are just a weirdo.

Jeremy AR

Was referring to Phillip.

Grace Serenity

Joyce is overcoming her religious trauma, and doing a pretty decent job at it! If you haven't spent over a decade in a church that tells you your body is sinful, and you should be ashamed of it, count yourself lucky.

Grace Serenity

Evangelicals (and recovering evangelicals) will go to great lengths to not APPEAR sinful, because you can justify it when you're a step or two removed

Bagge

A very good question, but a decent answer too

Rozenn Keribin

I don't disagree but I still think it's a pretty funny thing to say given the goals Joyce is ostensibly trying to achieve. The rare gender-flipped version of "Is it gay for a man to be married to a woman?". Except here the answer is sort of "if that's how you go about it? yes".