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Early update for May 8, 2025! (Patreon)

Published:
2025-05-07 03:55:01
Imported:
2026-06

Content

warm buns!!!! fresh from the oven

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Comments

MrShoggoth

“I fear no god, but that thing? It scares me…”

Ria

I feel so uneasy with the normal tone of the comic back

Wednesday Sophia

(when you touch a rearr....amazi-girl is heeerrrree...)

LupinThe8th

Man, Batman never has to try and look badass posing on a gazebo. This campus needs some skyscrapers and gargoyles.

Megh

Oh hey, maybe Joe will finally learn about his OTHER step sister

Andrea Andrew

Great! Now both of Dorothy’s girls are hanging out with Joe.

The25th

Hey this gazebo is taken

P J Upton

You’ll get the hang of atheism eventually, Joyce! But also congrats on touching that butt!!

Sajuuk-Khar

Amazi-Girl is always prepared to stop gazebo sex Especially in the snow, you’ll get frostbite, go back to the dorm and fuck, citizens

Dan Rabin

I guess there's no roller-derby match tonight. "I think your step-sister is starting to suspect something!" But seriously, it's conceivable that Amazi-Girl thinks she's protecting Joyce, who forget not only her gloves, but also her +2 Potion of Disabusement.

Buck Caldwell

Did they just not think this "winter + sex = cold" thing through? Or is this all foreplay before they go kick Dotty out of the room? Wait.. OH MY GOD A SOCK ON JOYCE'S DOORKNOB??? Nobody will believe it.

Fart Captor

IT'S A SIGN THAT GOD WANTS YOU TO TOUCH DOROTHY'S BUTT INSTEAD

C

Superhero on the Gazebo just never took off as a play.

PaperRabbits

.......... I don't think they're planning on fucking in the gazebo, Buck.

Crunchos cereal

I also like that this is the May 8 strip, and it’s snowing and freezingin the strip. Just like Finland in May. (The last couple of weeks have been somewhat cold and it has snowed in multiple places.)

Andrea Andrew

AmaziGirl wants to protect Joyce for Dorothy.

Fart Captor

I feel like that message would require different timing, unless God's being really unclear

C Bonesmith

And, lo, the Angel of the Amazing came upon them, and the glory of the butt shone round about them: and they were sore afraid. And the Angel said unto Joyce, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For For unto you is born this day in the city of Bloomington an Option, which is... Touching Two Butts, Amen. That's how the bible story goes, right?

Acebender

lmao did Dorothy call her?

Harold

Dumbing of Age, Book 15: I TOUCHED A BUTT AND GOD SENT AN ANGRY ANGEL! or Dumbing of Age, Book 15: Touching Your Butt, Touching Your Butt, I'm Touching a Man-Butt or Dumbing of Age, Book 15: CLUMK!

Maude Reads Things

PFFT! Amber is the best/worst step sister doing this. But they. get her back by Joyce going on like this

Smoochie

No. Amber called her. Just to make sure Operation: Friend of Dorothy goes without a hitch

TobyTura

THEYRE SO CUUUUUUTE

Harold

@Acebender: Didn't have to. Amazi-Girl *always* knows when public fornication is about to happen!

Harold

@C Bonesmith: The Bible is apparently more interesting than I remember

Taffy

Like you've never fucked outdoors in the cold.

Taffy

She can't catch a damn break.

TobyTura

I fear Joe/Joyce will always be it for me no matter what... this is my ship of dreams!!!!! every time they're cute and i'm reminded that after so many years i actually got to see them get together i feel like i've won 5 billion dollars!!!!!!

Megh

@Harold: And she must stop the public fortification from happening without her

Taffy

So, if Amazi-Girl signs a document and we don't assume she writes Amber's name, what's that look like? Does she write "Amazi-Girl Justice O'Malley"?

Harold

@Megh: I'm not sure Amazi-Girl shares Amber's particular peccadillos (although we know she knows many uses for a grappling hook). If she does, then undoubtedly The Hand of Justice is inside The Tights of Justice as we speak.

David M Willis

....you know, that first one might work i'll have to weigh it against the one i've had in mind that nobody'll see until july

Verteiron

Old habits die hard.

David M Willis

the big strike against it is that it'd be two joyce quotes on book covers in a row but at least one of the participants is changed up

David M Willis

also the subject matter is probably too similar to book 14's. NEVERMIND. SORRY

Nailbumwees

Dumbing of Age, Book 15: *I* remembered I'm an atheist. *You* forgot.

Dan Rabin

But what if it's *two gazebos* having sex? I guess there's a danger that they're breeding a race of master-gazebos to overthrow humanity, and only someone in a cape can stop them!

Crunchos cereal

I kind of think the first time is better somewhere more warm and comfortable. Though it’s their choice. (And the choices they make are not always good!)

Rubia

Things have never been the same since that D&D player angered the gazebo.

Shane Wegner

my grandparents were born in Finland, but I'm working in the Middle East and my car dashboard said 49C yesterday. in May

Samantha Shireman

Could someone remind me the significance of midnight here? Is it a specific date? Why wasn't 10pm sex o'clock?

Girlycore

The snow starting at midnight was actually God trying to send thunder, rain, and lightning but he got the seasons mixed up and it didn't work. So he sent an Amazi-girl instead.

C

I'm happy for you...*lays in puddle of despair* All jokes aside (well, the being sad part isn't a joke, I just exaggerated it), they definitely do have a good chemistry together and it leads to cute interactions.

Kelly (they-them)

Amazi-Girl in the cute, new outfit her soon-to-be girlfriend designed and made for her

Beck Chonigman

I can't believe AmaziGirl is twat swatting Joyce. Smh. 😔

Dan Rabin

I don't think you missed anything—it's just some arbitrary romantic-sounding time of night that Joyce specified.

Bagge

BUTT TOUCHER!

Jasmijn Wellner

We were at the beach Everybody had matching towels Somebody went under a dock And there they saw a butt It wasn't a butt It was a butt toucher BUTT TOUCHER

C

I heard this in my head with the exact cadence of Betty from Kung Pow! when he went "SHIRT RIPPER!"

Dan Rabin

Rubia: I know that reference! The gazebo never had a chance!

Dan Rabin

Taffy: shrivel the thought!

Sajuuk-Khar

Thankfully, gazebos can only fuck other gazebos very very slowly, so Amazi-Girl can dismantle them safely

Sajuuk-Khar

Willis, I beg you, make Amazi-Girl Justice O’Malley canon.

Jesse

🎶You gotta pay the troll toll, to get into this boy’s hole…🎵

SkittleE

Because the Holy Spirit goes to bed at midnight, duh

Smoochie

Clam jamming even.

Harold

@Buck Caldwell: Also, why would Dorothy *still* be in Joyce's room when they come back? I doubt she'd want to wallow in her despair *there*.

Harold

Midnight is also significant because this is a new storyline, which means a new day, and midnight is the beginning of that day.

Andrea Andrew

You think Amazi-Girl will be a placeholder for Joyce?

Andrea Andrew

Even if Dorothy is Joyce’s true love?

Andrea Andrew

Don’t worry, C. We both saw what happened with Dorothy.

Andrea Andrew

🎼I touched a butt just to try it the feel of those cheeky orbs in my hand I nealy kissed a girl and I liked it🎼

Andrea Andrew

Is Joyce only touching Joe’s butt because she’s feeling hot and bothered from being denied a kiss earlier?

Packy Anderson

No, Batman does not sign anything "Batman Wayne". He doesn't sign anything, but his name is JUST "Batman". The same goes for Amazi-Girl. That's her whole name.

Brittany R

She's touching Joe's butt because she really likes Joe. No matter whatever ends up happening between her and Dorothy if/when they inevitably get together, that doesn't take away from what she's feeling for Joe in this moment

Andrea Andrew

True. Guess I was just referring to the act itself being possibly inspired by some denied horniness. LOL

TobyTura

It's almost like not everyone has to like the same things? what may or may not happen in-story doesn't mean you have to stop liking a couple?

Harold

I see no horniness being denied. Joyce is very, very upfront (or, up-behind) about it.

TobyTura

That's a great scene!! I kind of clocked Joe's potential feelings for Joyce after their first date when Joe gave her that soft, surprised look in the elevator after she complimented him. As for Joyce's feelings, the texting reveal always hits me like a truck... 😭 I could go on and on. "Heaven and Hell never existed, but you did, and you were real" is such a banger line also. I'm in it for life w them LMAOOO

Andrea Andrew

She nearly kissed Dorothy. She was kinda denied that.

TobyTura

i feel for you friend... my heart is still constantly breaking over billieruth

TobyTura

What is it with you and your need for Dotty and Joyce to only need and have each other

Kelly (they-them)

I think Dorothy is attracted to multiple people at the same time. Becky still held a torch for Joyce when she got together with Dina but that didn't minimize the attraction and chemistry she had and has with our favorite dinosaur. Plus, Dorothy and Amazi-Girl have that Lois Lane and Clark Kent dynamic which I love. I still ship Dotty and Joyce but I have multiple, sometimes conflicting ships. I've just now decided to ship Walky and Sarah because that would be a trainwreck and hilarious. She'd annihilate him and I would love to read the crack fic where she does

Andrea Andrew

I’m just following the narrative, which is heading towards that outcome. Willis also is promoting the hell out of that outcome. Joe can be part of the polycule.

Rob McBobson

Come on, Andrea. Let people like things.

Ilana Feldman

If anything, her horniness about her upcoming date with joe spilled over into actually going for something with Dorothy.

Harold

@Ilana Feldman: I don't think I would read it that way - that would play into Dorothy's whole misguided "confused" deflection. I don't think Joyce Almost Had A Moment with Dorothy because of free-floating horniness - it's been coming for a long time, because of her heretofore unexamined feelings for Dorothy.

Astariel

I would never want to play down Joyce/Dorothy, by Joyce has a loooong history of coveting Joe's butt. I don't think we need to reach any farther for an explanation here.

zee

She's been fantasizing about touching Joe's butt for IRL years now. Plus she went on this date with the intention of getting laid. Girl was gonna be horny with or without bisexual tension

PaperRabbits

Not every Joe/Joyce moment needs to be tied to Dorothy.

PaperRabbits

Actually, she's here to support Joe/Joyce.

Harold

@The Deliberate Myth: And now *I'm* reading it to the tune of Jim Gaffigan's deliberately half-assed, off-key rendition of that jingle.

Sam G

omg yes the lift scene!! and the heaven and hell line!!!!! smiling so wide thinking about that. they're so kind and good to each other. we r both serving life sentences and joe/joyce penitentiary rn 😌🙌