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Early update for May 10, 2025 (Patreon)

Published:
2025-05-09 03:55:01
Imported:
2026-06

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she trained for many years

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Smoochie

Anyone else want an Amazi-Condom? No? Just me?

Kazo

I mean I'm kinda relieved, I thought for a minute Dorothy sent Amazi-Girl after them.

Packy Anderson

Take the rubber, Joe, and take Joyce back to her room!

Sajuuk-Khar

Amazi-Condoms: The Return

C

"Oh, sarcasm detection powers, REAL USEFUL-" "See? I know you're being sarcastic. Ta-da..." *sassy jazz hands*

LupinThe8th

Presumably the penis Joe puts in Joyce will be his own, unless the night takes a turn.

Packy Anderson

I mean, they'd be easy enough to make on your own.

Smoochie

Yes—but it’s not the same.

Taffy

She's so hot what

Dan Rabin

It's the same brand Dorothy and Walky use! Now that we know Amazi-Girl was just out on routine patrol, should we shift over to speculating on just *whose* penis Joe is going to put inside Joyce? This is under-specified in the canonical text.

Harold

@LupinThe8th: You beat me to it!

Sajuuk-Khar

For the outcome where Joe is revealed to have been harvesting penises for a twisted collection kept in the dorm closet, turn to page 46. For the outcome where Joe is revealed to be an ancient Martian pleasure android equipped with a selection of bespoke penises, turn to page 128.

TobyTura

panel 2 is soo cute im so undone by the panels where Joe is just looking at and endeared by Joyce 😭like the one a few scenes back where he was charmed by her getting soft serve? boy is in looooove Joyce just breathes and hes like 🥹🥹🥹🩷

voyager-ngc5195

I sincerely appreciate that Amazi-Girl simply hands them a condom without a smirk or comment. Pure professionalism on display.

Megh

Made even better by her completely ignoring Joe's comment about writing on it

Andrea Andrew

Also no hint of her knowing that Amber is trying to break them up so she can get Walky.

Andrea Andrew

I mean, Dorothy probably has a dildo.

Maude Reads Things

Look, if you have the resources to make professional merch, then YOU do it, Joe. :P

Harold

@Andrea Andrew: Even if true, it's entirely possible Amazi-Girl *wouldn't* know about that.

Harold

@Andrea Andrew: She's renaming it Other Joyce

Megh

And even if AG does know about Amber's intentions, I don't think telling Joe and Joyce would lead to anything positive

Fart Captor

"it's dangerous to cum alone. take this"

Sajuuk-Khar

For the outcome where Joe and Joyce steal Dorothy’s Other Joyce and Joe puts said Joyce inside Joyce, causing a paradox rift in the fabric of space-time, turn to page 200.

Dan Rabin

Andrea Andrew: It's a vee-bra-tor.

Ben Wray

Gonna be real awkward when they get back and Dorothy is still standing traumatized in the hallway.

Smoochie

Amber never lets Amazi-Girl enter her mind palace confirmed

Shane Wegner

At some point savoring becomes stalling!

Kelly (they-them)

What if Willis drew a big "A" on a condom and put it in the merch store? Would that scratch the itch?

Smoochie

Now I’m not saying no…

Dan Rabin

Certainly there is more to tell of Dorothy's story coming up real soon, but it might not be this easy to extrapolate.

Giant Speck

Joe is giving "the only character in a musical who's aware that everyone is singing" vibes.

Astariel

I actually laughed out loud at this one. I love how Joe is just not buying into the whole Amazi-Girl thing. (I'm guessing he probably doesn't know that she saved Joyce during the kidnapping.) Also, he looks a bit like a circus tent in panel 1.

Packy Anderson

I was that character in the last musical I was in. Everyone else started dancing, and I looked around at them, then at the drink I'd been handed, sniffed it, then very slowly put it down like it had caused me to hallucinate.

Brian Danger Hicks

Unfortunately a genuine amazi-condom is too collectable to take out of the packaging

Jeremy AR

With this we can finally let the "Were they going to fuck in the snow" argument die.

Jeremy AR

Your mom is stalling

Rob McBobson

Just like my temporary Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles tattoos.

Bagge

Amazigirl is ALWAYS prepared

Bagge

(Fun fact, I once was at a scout camp aimed exclusively at teens and older scouts. There was quite a bit... sneaking around in the tents. The organizers, well aware of the situation, sold the Scout Condom 'Be Prepared')

Kelly (they-them)

Maybe they're going to bring some snow inside with them. There's still a possibility they'll fuck in the snow