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Early update for June 21, 2025 (Patreon)

Published:
2025-06-20 03:55:00
Imported:
2026-06

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gotta chart the calendar

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The25th

I enjoy the drama too Alice. Also holy shit Jennifer figured it out

Wednesday Sophia

you're doing a bad job of it, but i appreciate the care, billie

Elihu Aran

Was Dorothy and Joyce out drinking a week ago in universe, is that what Billifer getting at? (Since an in universe week is like 14 years irl)

Andrea Andrew

Just three days since the summer of 2024?! What is time in Dumbing of Age?! 🥸 So Billie knows about Joyce/Dorothy.

HenryVolt

Could have just said "No reason" Jen, I hope his lack of lazer focus keeps him from thinking to hard on that.

Andrea Andrew

On the bright side, this relationship is so new, it might be easy for Dorothy to end.

MrShoggoth

Honestly I’m not surprised, she has a laughably bad track record with Amazi-Girl but she’s shockingly perceptive at times.

Smoochie

I’m…Kinda confused as to what math we’re doing here. Is Billie going on a technicality here of who or what happened before Dorothy and Walky were “official” again?

Corronchilejano

Alice has the look of someone really enjoying all this.

E

I feel like this somehow related to her far-fetched theories of AG, but I don’t know. WAIT NO THIS WAS ABOUT THE TIT PIC WASNT IT

Alexis Smith

She was talking to Joyce earlier and is trying to figure out the timeline for Joyce and Dorothy, since there were some pretty heavy hints in their conversation, lmao.

Harold

Admittedly, even Jennifer would have had a hard time not putting 2+2 together, given Joyce's "I think I had some kind of sex with my best friend" combined with Dorothy's attempted "maybe-if-I-pretend-I-don't-see-her-she-won't-see-ME" maneuvers.

Riley Aurelia

She's doing the math, realizing Dorothy wasn't cheating on Walky by Doing Laundry with Joyce, and deciding that that means Walky doesn't need to know about it

E

🍿🥤🍿🥤

Harold

@Smoochie: So it would seem. Jennifer's reasoning is, if Dorothy and Walky weren't dating last week, she wouldn't have been cheating on him when she did whatever she did with Joyce.

Railway Series Book Club

oh hey, jennifer actually being good at investigation for once! look at her building her timeline of events and not immediately snitching on her sources! she'll become decent at journalism yet. also love Alice's face in that last panel. she's beginning to realize the scope of the smoochy chart ouroboros!

Kelly (they-them)

In this strip, Alice plays the role of the readers

The25th

Hey, Dorothy just really like how that wall felt

C

Dramatic Siiiip

Maude Reads Things

Jennifer is putting pieces together! God knows what pieces with her but PIECES!

Kelly (they-them)

Jennifer, internally: I've got to find out how long they've been together. If Dorothy was cheating on Walky, he has a right to know Jennifer, internally, once Walky clarified: Dorothy's sexual exploits when she was single are none of Walky's fucking business

Jeremy AR

I'm actually not sure what Jennifer is referring to.

Maybeeus

Bet you've still got those nuggets with you because BOY, YOU'RE GONNA CARRY THAT WEIGHT FOR A LONG TIME! So Jennifer pieced everything together for once in her life, i guess when it comes to high school-level drama those neurons actually start firing for once. Meanwhile Alice is absolutely digging this i'm starting to get why she was friends with Jennifer for so long she lives for this shit. I've gotta wonder if Walky immediately put things together also. Jennifer pretty much just outed Dorothy to him possibly because the only other possibility is she was seeing some other man he didn't know about within that span of time which would be a fairly funny assumption to make but i'm going to assume Walky is a bit too smart for that. I think a lot of folks have thrown Walky aside (i also was kinda like this) and assume that Joe is the one mostly effected by this even though he's already said "I want you to have whatever you want" when Joyce sweeped Dorothy off her feet and took her to a gay bar. Meanwhile poor Walky has been constantly the center of drama mostly instigated by Dorothy's weird self destructive doom spiral because everyone puts her on a pedestal and assumes she knows what she's doing and is totally absolutely alright and NOT inches away from a complete and total meltdown that threatens to take everyone down with her. I feel this is the crossroads for our dear Walkerton. Joe and Joyce can survive this. Walky and Dorothy? I don't think so. It was a strong ship back in the day but it's flotsam with a tacky sail now. Amber isn't a good pick either because she actively instigated this and Walky knows that too. Within a week every relationship he's had has just crashed and burned or is threatening to.

Kelly (they-them)

Yo, does Jenni-bill realize that that titty pic she let (made) Dorothy use was never sent to nor intended for Walky? Like, there's no fucking way she'd admit this near disaster to her quasi brother, but I wanna know Billie's full heads pace here

Ria

Omg she's so dumb and tactless I love her so much

Smoochie

@Tcurt99 I feel like if we do get Walky upset—what will aggravate him the most is that Dorothy nudged him to try and get with Lucy so she wouldn’t be tempted to get back with him—then nudged him into starting a physical thing with her while he and Lucy were freshly done that turned back into a relationship… Which Dorothy promptly said is great for her because it doesn’t mean anything and she can’t hurt anyone (I don’t think she realized how hurtful that sounded in the moment), and after all of that, she begins to realize maybe she just wanted Joyce all along, the person who has been against their relationship since day one. If nothing else it’ll be the final kick in the ass he needs to stop going with the flow so much. We’ve been getting there slowly with his mom/Lucy, and his relationship with Sal.

Andrea Andrew

Kinda says a lot that Walky hasn’t figured it out.

L2theBell

It's nice that Jennie get to hold the group brain cell for a little bit.

Harold

@Jeremy AR: Joyce *just* told her and Alice that she maybe accidentally had sex with her best friend last week. Jennifer asked the identity of said best friend, pretty much at the exact moment Dorothy tried and failed to Use Stealth. Jennifer, lo and behold, actually figured something out for a change.

Kelly (they-them)

Several strips ago, Joyce told Jennifer and Alice that (by some definitions) she had sex with a boy last night and also her best friend on accident a week ago. In this subsequent strip, Jennifer correctly infers that the friend in question is Dorothy. https://www.patreon.com/posts/130572154?utm_campaign=postshare_fan&utm_content=android_share Actually, given how abundantly obvious our two budding saphics made this fact, I don't know if it still counts as an inference on Jennifer's part. But I digress

Harold

"I love wall"

Smoochie

She might have ironically given Walky enough to go on if he thinks back to Dorothy giving him apology sex and he never followed up on WHY.

L2theBell

Joyce told Jennifer she maybe had sex with her best friend about a week ago just before this so that's probably what Jennie means.

Elihu Aran

Sweet merciful Zeus, I forgot about that conversation

Maybeeus

Lets not forget the little aspect that Lucy has always been Joyce-like in nature so Dorothy was probably projecting that attraction to begin with. Dorothy doesn't have the heart to be a supervillain but god damn she has the brains for it.

MrShoggoth

Ralky roesn’t row re’s ra rhird rheel! Rehehehehehe Edit: I have no idea why I wrote this, it's been a long week okay

Doki

I think we're all Alice here LMAO

Maybeeus

I kinda feel like Walky is actually one of the smartest characters in the story? Like to me he's instantly gotten the read, he knows about the bar and Dorothy immediately started talking about Joyce after they blew a few nuts together. The news here is he's a REBOUND rebound for their relationship and not only that but one that never actually ended. I could be wrong though but Walky also repeatedly teased Joyce through most of the comics run about being into Dorothy so i have a hard time believing he wouldn't see this coming like the cruel Sword of Damocles striking his head the moment he lets his guard down.

Railway Series Book Club

@Tcurt99: his bit flew too close to the sun and now Dorothy and Joyce's hot sapphic wax wings are melting directly over his head and about to give him third degree burns

Sajuuk-Khar

Well I’ll be, she CAN figure out basic mysteries!

Bagge

Aaaaaalpha bongo is on the case

Dan Rabin

Jennifer is refraining from gossiping about Joyce and Dorothy. It's always a bit awkward to drop a hint and then go no further (as here), but perhaps high-school Billie would not have held back, being the alpha yadda yadda and all that. Also of note is that she is definitely out to collect information in her opening to Walky, so she still has the habit of being informed about such things. Perhaps she will one day digest information she *already has* about the identity of Amazi-Girl.

Shane Wegner

Wall: "Yeah girl, it's more than mutual, back dat fine ass up against me."

tifani

I agree with Billie here. Walky wasn’t dating Dorothy when the week ago event took place. So that’s NOT any of his business. Anything happening going forward (like the aborted attempt to recreate it) is though.

tifani

I mean there was a very small chance Joyce could have been talking about Becky and that’s probably who Billie would have decided it was if Dorothy hadn’t been the worst at sneaking anyone has ever been.

Genevieve

Okay, I still want to see the rest of the cast - but can we have Alice watching Every Scene??

Harold

@Smoochie: "Doesn't matter - had sex!"

Alexandra Falk

Honestly, a transparent background hi-res Eyes Emoji Alice would be a great gift to the public.

monica segura

I love the way their hair flows into each other across panels. It’s visually fun!