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i'll never learn, you can't make me

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William Lewis

I have a nice leek potato soup recipe. I should make it again ... Nom! 🥰

Mr. Lank

*sigh* I miss him. My beloved little purple dude.

Maggie Willis

We have leeks in our house right now.

Kyle Savage

I just made leek risotto. Come on over D and MM. I'll learn ya

Eric Lusby

Jeez, Willis. Everybody knows it's a sharp green thing used by a duck Pokemon.

Dahlia Rose

Bring the aliens back to the comics! This comic makes me realize how desperately I miss Head Alien.

Josh Whelan

Charlie didn't win but this was great

Moon Goat

a worker co-op??? Dexter's becoming a socialist now, yay!!!

Megh

When Willis said this strip would be pathological, I feared something a bit more depressing But on the other hand, having the goofy cartoon alien name drop an organization that I get anxiety from just thinking about, is actually pretty pathological in its own right

Inahc

The heritage foundation thing went over my head... Do I even wanna know?

Megh

Think about everything bad that's happened in the usa in the last 50 years. They're responsible directly or indirectly. That's barely an exaggeration

Kelly (they-them)

I know you're not including natural disasters but if you told me The Heritage Foundation was responsible for Hurrican Katrina, I'd be like, "Yeah, that tracks."

Megh

I mean tbf they haven't exactly helped when it comes to climate change sooooo indirectly

Minzoku Bokumetsu

A leek is one of those Hatsune Miku things, isn't it? Or that Farfetch'd?

Kelly (they-them)

I imagine them taking off their glasses as you try to show em what a leek is

Jeremy AR

Yeah getting asked if you are from the heritage foundation would kill the buzz of villainy pretty fast.

Fart Captor

The shape of Dexter's head gives me no choice but to read his lines in Strong Bad's voice Which, consequently leads to reading Monkey Master's lines as Strong Mad

Ragtime

"The same thing we do every night Monkey Master, try to sell vegetables." They're Dexter and the Master, Dexter and the Master one is a genius the others a disaster.

Ragtime

Monkey Master's line made me read him in Pinky's voice.

Kazo

Er....Rick and Morty.

Joe360

Poor Head Alien just can't keep up...

Captain Button

It is the conductor's baton Miku Hatsune uses.

Noelle Eve Palmer

can I pitch "Dexter and Monkey Master, one is a genius, the other's a disaster"

Sajuuk-Khar

Ievan Polkka intensifies

Ragtime

Ooo yeah that's better

Railway Series Book Club

the buffoonish villain to vegetable salesman pipeline is real and it is coming for YOU

Russell Wolf

I'm confused. Which one is the genius?

Pierpaolo Di Camillo

This is kinda sad. Also, whoknow hov many time will pass before any information about Mary's future. Let's hope she'll come out from prison with a different mindset.

Fisherman’s Fencer

The Heritage Foundation is an ultra-right “think” tank which, so far as I can tell, unironically believes that the 1900s (the decade, not the century) were the pinnacle of American civilization and wants us to go back there. Yes, this is the time of the Lost Cause movement and John Steinbeck novels. Yes, they think everything that has happened in this country since 1936 was “socialist”, and yes, they think that is a bad thing.

LunchMonkey64

Is this canon to...whatever universe it's set in?

Robin Garcia

Now that I see him in higher resolution I still can't tell what's up behind Dexter's mask

Silas Murray

It really depends on the day