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Early update for August 14, 2025 (Patreon)

Published:
2025-08-13 03:55:01
Edited:
2025-08-17 15:00:18
Imported:
2026-06

Content

oh no, this situation's kryptonite

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Comments

Simon Magid

Boosterite. Lesser known kryptonite variant.

Logibear

That last panel might be my favorite ever DOA panel. Its even better without the context

Heatth

...How are they so bad at this?

Grace Serenity

These two are so good at keeping it secret. Nat 20s on deception, definitely.

KittyKai

WHY DID THIS MAKE ME LAUGH LIKE A HYENA xD xD xD

GPanda

Booster: Amber your plan has worked

Ragtime

I love Booster's shirt it looks vaguely familiar, have they worn it before?

el

God they suck so bad at being covertly gay, I love them. disasters

Megh

At this point I think the only logical explanation for them being so bad at keeping this secret is self sabotage

Heatth

Also, is it just me or Patreon completely changed how zoomed images behave?

Smoochie

✅ Billie ✅ Amber ✅ Amazi-Girl ✅ Sal ✅ Sarah ✅ Booster The prophecy is coming true.

C

Turns out, they can't handle being self-aware about what the truth always was, just hidden deep within...

Jeremy AR

Placing bet that the someone in the comments is going to be mad because this strip is being funny instead of condeming cheating

5099 5618 v2.0

Are those platform shower shoes? ...is this just a thing, now?

Jeremy AR

Nah, they are just like that.

Jeremy AR

It's not like they had practice geez!

Harold

@5099 5618, Earth 80085: They're Carla's jugs! I mean, the shower shoes Carla built for Joyce out of milk jugs.

Megh

R.I.P. Joyce's Ankles they're gonna fuckin shatter when she lands based on that angle

Harold

@Heatth: I'm getting the zoomed image on a totally black background now.

Railway Series Book Club

top five best things about this strip: 1. JOYCE'S GAY ASS GETTING CALLED OUT BY HER GIRLFRIEND 2. return of the jugs! 3. hi booster! booster's great i dont get why everybodys always mad at them (please do not try to explain this to me i know why people are always mad at them i just think its dumb) 4. THEY ARE SO BAD AT THIS, I LOVE IT 5. dorothy can double jump

Logibear

Placing bet that someone will get oddly defensive about getting called out by this comment and infer that being called out is even worse than not condemning the cheating.

Harold

No need to ask...

Heatth

They have been a thing for a while. As Harold say, Carla made them. Ever since Joyce always wears them for shower.

voyager-ngc5195

"We should shower." Ah, yes, showering. A normal, mudane activity. Normally done solo, but then it's always helpful to conserve water, and yadda yadda...

5099 5618 v2.0

@Inquiring Raven ~So they came into the hallway It was Sunday, what a black day Extreme emotive evocations Sounding heartbeats, evacuation~

Harold

I didn't know Dorothy could jump so high. Has she been taking lessons from Amber/A-G?

Grace Serenity

Everyone knows that bisexuals can double jump! It goes with the other perks of the class, like sitting awkwardly and finger guns!

5099 5618 v2.0

@voyager-ngc5195 Big fan of saving water, myself. Bonus: you can easily pack about four people to a stall if you already like each other.

Heatth

Yeah. At least for last month it was just the zoomed in image overlaid the rest of the site (you could get panels withinpanels for the background-less ones).

Heatth

I just realized there is no borderless panel. How often does that happens?

5099 5618 v2.0

@Heatth @Harold ...huh. No idea how I missed those.

Harold

Reminder that there are multiple stalls in the shower room. Doesn't necessarily mean they *won't* share a stall...

5099 5618 v2.0

@Jeremy AR Comic relief is essential to drama. Kinda like how the Book of Job actually has some pretty great clap backs.

Logibear

Little known fact, the world for Dumbing of Age has moon gravity. It just doesn't come up much when the drawings are static

Edwin I Callahan

Paladins versus Sickos - who cares. This is just funny and silly.

5099 5618 v2.0

@Harold But would they caught? And would they still do it, knowing that they *could* get caught? And, with all that in mind, do you want butter or salt on your popcorn?

AE Gonzalez

They’re not gonna be so stupid as to go shower at the same time, are they?

Girlycore

This, all of this

GPanda

I’m a sicko in the sense I’m rooting for the consequences

Logibear

Well, it isn't called "Smart-Showering of Age" is it?

KittyKai

I am praying to whatever God there is in heaven that they ARE that stupid, because that would be friggen hilarious xD I mean I doubt they will after Sarah chewed them out... But I HOPE I'M WRONG-

5099 5618 v2.0

@AE Gonzalez So...you're wondering if these two would do something in a public place involving physical affection that could get them in trouble if other people found out about it despite being well aware of the likely fallout? I mean... While I'd like to think they'd cool off a bit and do things in a way less likely to result in massive blowback, I'd be more inclined to pop some more popcorn than bet in that direction.

Maude Reads Things

Oh Jesus Christ, Booster is the last person they wanna see when they wanna keep a secret! XD IT'S NOT BOOSTER'S FAULT YOU SUCK AT THIS, LADIES

Megh

I mean it's rare but not unheard of, maybe like 1-2% of strips?

5099 5618 v2.0

(nevermind they definitely were making out outside the dorms before coming back in, and being indiscrete enough that they didn't notice Sal was walking by until she was halfway past them. Did someone else see them? Dunno! Are they hoping someone did or will see them? Unclear!)

William Lewis

Bwa-ha-ha-ha. I just love this glorious mess.

5099 5618 v2.0

@GPanda "Copy that. Begin Phase Two."

AE Gonzalez

“Oh no. This stall is so dirty.” “It seems there is only one clean stall right now.” “Yes. We will share it because we have to. No other reason.” “Yup. Wash buddies!” “Totally platonic!”

5099 5618 v2.0

@Grace Kieser Also puns. Puns so potent they bend light and warp time.

GPanda

I hope booster grills them til they burn

William Lewis

I think I must have only gotten that one as punishment for my bisexual sins.

William Lewis

Yup, down right puritanical fury. It'll be funny to see.

LupinThe8th

I hope Booster just says good morning and they immediately blab all the details.

5099 5618 v2.0

("NAILED IT!") ("NOBODY SUSPECTS A THING")

5099 5618 v2.0

Quick survey: what *do* people like on their popcorn?

AE Gonzalez

Does this mean Dorothy is a DnD nerd?

EnterTheHero

Jesus CHRIST, you two are bad at this…

Smoochie

With their current run, I expect Dina to be leaving as they barge in.

Logibear

I wonder how Shower-Sex would work with the milk jugs? ... Is Willis going to get me to pay for Slipshine exclusively out of logistical curiousity?

Lisa

They keep finding excuses to procrastinate. :/

Quantum

Man this is like… frustrating at this point 😩

shiftdruid

HEAD IN HANDS "33 steps." 33 STEPS FUCK OFFFFF

Aneterio

Boosters over analysis isn’t even necessary today, just a normal level will tell them everything

5099 5618 v2.0

Me: butter, and sometimes caramel dust if it's available.

Elizabeth

Keeping a secret when you’re deep in repression/denial is easy in that most of the time, you don’t even think about denying it. Once the dam breaks and you admit it to yourself, though, you’ve not actually put any practice into hiding it, and bam! You’re trying to use a towel to try to hide your thoughts from a human lie detector

William Lewis

Butter, garlic salt and a tiny dusting of Parmesan.

Tessea

I love these dorks!

Waifu Purplebutt

Tbh I wish Willis would just publish the pornographiques without Slipshine, the site annoys me

5099 5618 v2.0

@Anterio "Villains! Dissemble no more, I admit the deed!" -Joyce and/or Dorothy, probably

Lia

panel 3 they are straight up at peace bc nothing bad can ever happen again

Dan Rabin

Excellent leaping.

Vivian

Did you forget that Joyce is the girl with the jugs?

Terra Bruder

"33 steps" "Oh my god you were so gay for me" "It is ongoing" Confirmed, Willis spends time with sapphics on the daily (socially or parasocially)

Arlo C-J

Dorothy could crush at hurdles, if she wanted to pick up track and field again

Grace Serenity

Booster being in the same ZIP code as these two is more than they need to do!

Grace Serenity

Hey, that closet door is heavy! Also it's usually nailed shut from one or both sides!

Ouri Maler

Salt and nothing but. I won't touch popcorn otherwise.

Tessea

Dorothy! When did you learn to fly?!?!

Lyman Green

Butter and salt for movie popcorn. Maple syrup, and salt for my maple kettle corn at the fair every year.

etherealDesign

I LIVE for these past moments of Joyce being unbelievably gay for Dorothy getting brought back up and reconfirmed 'hey this was actually factually gay' I could read just strips like this for the next year. there's definitely 300+ joyrothy gay moments to choose from.

Harold

A few weeks ago, someone on Tumblr posted something along the lines of "For everyone who thinks this came out of nowhere, here's a link to some strips indicating that Joyce has been gay for Dorothy all along," and it was just a link to every single strip in which both of them are tagged.

Chris Driggers

I was thinking this might drag out forever but no it’s going to be a high speed crash.

Uniquitous

Booster knew a month ago but it was so tutorial-level for them they didn't deign to comment.

Uniquitous

Unless you mean denial & deception

Uniquitous

I trend paladin but people get way too intense.

Uniquitous

Do you still get Speak With Animals at 3rd level?

Smoochie

….I think Amber’s existential crisis about being violent (and manipulative when she realizes it) like Blaine will stop her at Phase Two.

zee

Oh booster my precious enby, my reprieve. Anyway this is pretty typical Joyce behavior. Dottys a little weird tho

zee

I mean they're allowed to shower. Don't wanna break hearts first thing in the morning and stinky. It's more a problem that the strip a day format is making it feel stretched out

Harold

@zee: Joyce's weirdness is rubbing off on Dotty!

Harold

The stars of track and field are beautiful people

zee

I propose a third faction. Dunno what to call them, I've been going with antipaladins so far? A group of opposing paladins. Anyway they're the ones that get up in arms if you imply the gay babies are anything less than 1000% pure and also they hate sarah

zee

People hate booster because people are weak and cannot handle Peak

Harold

@Vivian: And (at least to Carla) Dorothy is "Not-Jugs"

Heatth

@datfireprincess was making a huge thread on Blusky rereading the whole comic and commenting on all Joyrothy moments (also so some other stuff), it was a fun read. She haven't posted in about a week though.

Beck Chonigman

Well if they didn't know before (they did) they do NOW.

Sajuuk-Khar

I like all kinds of popcorn stuff! Butter! Caramel! Hondashi! Truffle oil! Motherfucking chili crisp!

Railway Series Book Club

because dorothy's dorothy, her worrying about making joyce worse with her influence has blinded her to the real truth of the situation, which is that joyce's influence makes her stupider

Harold

@QueenOfSodor: Now she's *truly* qualified to be president of the United States, at least by current standards

Maude Reads Things

Heck, Willis even said that he finally decided to make them official just before the time skip so basically any Joyrothy moment since then was intentional. The ones before are just bonus icing on the cake that worked out really well when Willis decided "Okay, if they don't, this is gonna feel queerbaity"

David M Willis

anyway my favorite thing is dorothy launching herself across the hallway like a frightened cat

Grace Serenity

"Oh, these two chicks have it BAD for each other! They'll figure it out eventually. I'm gonna sit back and watch!"

tifani

I had to cancel temporarily and then resubscribe and when this was blurred out I thought Booster was Walky. I am surprised that he is the one I am currently most interested in. But he is. Maybe because no one seems to be thinking about him at all and they’re so focused on Joe.

Harold

You had me at "my favorite thing is dorothy"

tifani

Just remembered Booster is into Amber….Booster could theoretically join the polycule.

tifani

She’s as good at hiding as she is at sneaking.

Kelly (they-them)

They're reacting to Booster the same way I react to a spider

Kelly (they-them)

Next strip, they're going to murder Booster using a vacuum cleaner

tifani

Yeah I’m not charmed by the sneaking. Get them caught and bring on the drama. It has been 84 years.

tifani

The what?

Edwin I Callahan

I don’t get the 84 years comment. Willis started the initial version of this strip with “Roomies” in 1997 or so. So the Joyce character is about 28 years old. Interestingly, the Dorothy character is one of the last major characters to be added to the roster in Joyce and Walky, which was more than a decade later.

zee

Same, Sarah was so good and so brief. Bring the conflict back!

Smoochie

@Tifani: There’s a possibility that before their respective boyfriends or Becky find out, their entire rest of the main cast will first. It’s coming to fruition.

tifani

Oh! 👍

tifani

@edwin 84 years is just a reference to the titanic meme with the old lady and can be used as a placeholder for any amount of time it just means it feels like it’s been going on forever (for me).

Smoochie

…Booster could do the funniest thing ever before Amber tries to swoop in on Walky.

ArdieBea

Cross-country star (boasted about when chasing down Amazi-girl - or trying to). See June 20, 2012.

Edwin I Callahan

I haven’t seen that particular meme from Titanic, but I get it. Thanks for the explanation.

Ria

Right there with u

Astariel

Once again, panel 2 is the best, but panel 5 is stiff competition. I was just thinking last night about the strip where Joyce asked Booster if they weren't bored hanging out with all the straight people and they just replied "Huh." In retrospect, that was about half a step more subtle than Joyce breaking the fourth wall and directly announcing that she was queer. And yet people are still saying it came out of nowhere. *shakes head*

AE Gonzalez

Is “I cannot be perceived” referring to perception checks in Dungeons and Dragons/RPGs? (Yes, I’m asking if Dorothy’s a DnD nerd)

AE Gonzalez

We’re also seeing Dorothy Face, it seems Joyce Face is contagious.

Mariah

Walky is becoming the tim drake of the dumbing of age universe.

Mariah

"nobody cares about walky" -mikes ghost