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Early update for December 3, 2025 (Patreon)

Published:
2025-12-02 04:55:01
Imported:
2026-10

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whoof, when this runs on the regular site, my kids will turn a decade olddoesn't seem correct, they're just babies and pretty sure we had them yesterday

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Minzoku Bokumetsu

they're ALWAYS babies what do you mean we're getting older, no such thing

Rob McBobson

Just this week, I thought about how weird it is that every single 13-year-old I met in 2013 is an adult now.

Logibear

Asma has the opportunity to be the absolute coolest person in the entire strip right now and just say the words "hey, do you wanna go bowling sometime?"

ArdieBea

Okay, so Becky still looking for reasons to hate herself. Someone get that girl some meds, stat.

MrShoggoth

Jesus, Becky, that stings. It just hurts to hear.

ArdieBea

Just so long as it isn't, "Come with us, tonight."

MrShoggoth

I just realised that kids who were born the year I finished high school are about to enter their final year, and this upsets me for reasons I can’t put my finger on.

Kelly (they-them)

What do you MEAN your kids will be 10 tomorrow? I still remember the post where Maggie showed you an ultrasound photo of one baby and then she was like, "And here's the photo of our second child" and that's how you found out you were having twins! Surely that only happened a year ago

Sajuuk-Khar

WE BOO THE PASSAGE OF TIME

Packy Anderson

Didn't the run of It's Pregnancy! just end?

Kazo

Next year, kids born the year I graduated high school will be old enough to drink.

Astariel

Kids born the year I graduated college will be graduating in the spring. Meanwhile, I'm still struggling to accept that people born in the '90s are adults now.

Kelly (they-them)

Sigh. This is happening because I never got around to writing that fanfic where Becky has a delightful day where she goes on a date with Dina to a museum and has delicious ice cream and meets Alice and also gets softly dommed by Dina. Willis sensed my lack of commitment and is punishing us all for it now. I'm sorry. Now I want to write a story where Becky gets fucking therapy and perhaps starts taking meds. And she still gets softly dommed by Dina. And meets Alice.

Packy Anderson

All my contemporaries have grandchildren. 🤯

Kelly (they-them)

I'm always SHOCKED when children continue to age when I'm not looking at them. As if it would make MORE sense if the 10 year old I haven't seen in a decade is still just 10 years old

Kelly (they-them)

I struggle to understand that people born in 2000 and later are old enough to read this comic and also commenting on it. I was slightly younger than the main cast when this strip first published and now I'm much older than them. (I'm one of those confounding adults that was born in the 90s)

C.T. Phipps

I wonder if Becky ever realized what Joyce did that it's okay to be angry and upset.

Sara McCardle-Blunk

I'm pretty sure you're counting wrong because I remember back when your kids were born and that definitely wasn't 10 years, it was maybe two years

Tessea

*sends many hugs to Becky* I guess that in the end Joyce just changed too much and the last solid link to her pre-college life is gone.

Fart Captor

yeah it sounds fake, like when my brother insists his oldest is in middle school now

HenryVolt

I'm going to need Becky to elaborate further on why she made a "There is no God" declaration. I need more that just your first girl crush is gay for someone that's not me." Does she feel like Joyce so have had a harder time with her open gayness like her and feels like a bad person for thinking that and that's why she doesn't want to get into it.

AE Gonzalez

Outfit from the preview panels, but hair not cut yet. Hopefully, Asma has seen this borderline suicidal behavior before, and will contact the proper professionals; Asma’s face certainly implies it.

Mariah

its not so much upset at joyce but upset at the world at the order of things that she lost her family and joyce didn't she has admited to and been supportive of joyce despite her feelings.

Spartacus

Most likely the problem of evil, her idea of a loving God is incompatible with her reality of Joyce liking girls, just not her

Teeceemcg

Damn kids, can't trust them. I used to say at work that I caught my kid in a big lie. He claims he's 24 (or whatever) and there's just NO WAY that can be true! Advice? Corner them and check their IDs.

Joe Crow - Words & Pictures

Nobody stopping you but you, he said as he continues to dawdle about finishing his DorJoyJoe fic!

Zesstra

Theodicy? More like sheodicy.

Laura

i was 13 in 2013 :) and i have been reading for 12 years

KittyKai

No, actually ArdieBea, this is perfect x3

Steve McSheffrey

It's a distance shot so have we just seen Asma display her empathy at last or not?

Alexandra Falk

It's interesting to see the difference faith plays between religions which I consider to require an active belief in God (Islam and Christianity, for instance) and my own, which is fully compatible with lasseiz-faire agnosticism or even atheism (Judaism). I get a lot out of being Jewish, but God's not a part of it.

Andrew Murphy

Someday it will be “children born after COVID are old enough…” … or “born after 9/11 are becoming grandparents”. Timeghost, oooOOOoooo!

Andrew Murphy

This could be the start of an *awesome* arc for Asma - interplay with Becky about faith, her own struggle between faith and gay tendencies (or how she maybe has already reconciled them?), interplay with DJJ & Jocelyn about protest & resistance… *so* much potential!

Michael Schmidt

How does this comment only have 14 likes (as of when I posted this, mine being one of the likes).

Maude Reads Things

Uh, *I* am also sure you just had your babies recently. Ten is bullshit. This is interesting to see them interact. Poor Becky really is shattered right now and Asma is once again the Freshman sounding board against her will

Vivian

Re-reading this and imagining Becky voiced by Bobby Hill

SkittleE

Ah Christ I can't unhear it